Avatar of Magnanimity
  • Last Seen: 5 mos ago
  • Joined: 5 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1115 (0.57 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Magnanimity 5 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Fairy Blue likes to cook with a lot of butter. Just to warn your cholesterol.
*Walks through the kitchen and points out each ingredient's storage location and the set of tools*


You know, it's a good sign that you at least have butter.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Yeah, not something that's usually on the menu, but that's doable.


We'll work on it.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

That makes things simple. Any favorites or tastes you don't like?


Well, do you guys have chicken? If I say "burgers", is that a thing you have up here?
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

We also don’t sell them, so that could have something to do with it.
*Steps out onto another floor with an open passage to a large industrial kitchen*
This is where we make food. Do you have any allergies?


No. Didn't used to, anyway.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Maybe the R&D costs more compared to a product you’re selling.


I dunno. Waterproofing a teleportation device just sounds like the equivalent of adding salt to a Wagyu steak. A drop in the barrel.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Does your home waterproof everything?
*Ducks back into the stairwell*


It’s not absolutely universal but it’s pretty widely applied. And I’d call home primitive compared to what I’ve seen.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Because I thought it through. It’s not waterproof, and what would I do if I accidentally left it in my pocket? The obvious answer is to leave it on my desk until I know I need it.


*Scratches my head*
All the marvels of technology that we’d be thousands of years behind on back home just all over the place out here but waterproofing isn’t a universal thing at this point? The world is so backwards. I’d still keep it on me.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

*Wags my finger*
Ah, you thought you had me there. I don’t carry that thing around with me all the time.


Why wouldn’t you?
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

That I should do it next time I’m up here?


Teleportation stick.
<Snipped quote by Magnanimity>

Yep. I’ve been meaning to install a handle on that hatch. I probably still should.


You know what I’m going to say, right?
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet