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This is probably going to be my character for an RP about Space Pirates: imgur.com/1tIgW0k
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Ever oversleep your alarm by eleven hours?
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Sleep was invented by the communists to reduce the time we spend active.
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That awkward moment when you glimpse a dog stylist advertisement and before you realize what it is, you assume it's an ad to raise awareness about animal cruelty.
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A friend introduced me to a site called nanowrimo.org Technically a novel-writing site but they seem to have useful stuff for writing in general in the forums.
Pareth the Wrathful sat in his war room deciding what to do next. He had just seized power and whipped the nation of Pankra into shape. Looking at reports and some updated maps, he was delighted to learn that Blaris's navy had been devastated and their territory was being pushed back. He decided it was time to take back what had been lost from Pankra. He pointed to a half-orc half-goblin bodyguard and ordered "You. The one with the wild beard. Go get me Orich and Stroblech. They have work to do." The soldier scurried off to do Pareth's bidding and soon after, Orich and Stroblech were present. Pareth, not being one for pleasantries, immediately jumped to business. "Stroblech, I need you to ready the fleet to transport an army. Blaris's navy has been devastated so you should face minimal resistance. However, if any ships stand in your way, you are to sink them mercilessly. Go to the territory Blaris robbed from us. You will transport Orich and his Order of Dark Secrets along with ten of our artillery, all our cavalry, our Elite archers, our Skirmishers, our Berserkers, 1700 Horde Archers, 1700 Men-At-Arms. Once you have landed the troops, report back here with a couple of ships and take diplomats to Kebriw and the Sawlian Confederacy, we have a common foe and would make an excellent alliance in my opinion." He then turned to the wizened orc necromancer "Orich, once you and your order have landed, call upon the Dead Legions. Once the dead are ready, the are to advance into the province, scouting the area, leaving civilians alone and attacking Blaris soldiers without mercy to soften them up for the elites. Should the leaders of Blaris wish to parley, demand nothing less than the return of our stolen province and the Southwest Island (63)." Orich nodded then frowned. "Milord, who will command our ground forces? I lack a commander's knowledge, Stroblech has other duties and you must rule the nation." Pareth frowned and stroked his chin, this was not something he had considered. In days of old, he had been the general. If not him, or the old wizard or the little goblin admiral then who? It would need to be a soldier. Someone loyal and well-trained. His eyes lit up with an idea. His bodyguards had always been selected for skill, tactical knowledge and loyalty. "Wildbeard! Congratulations on your promotion. You are now General Wildbeard, effective immediately. Before you tell me your real name, remember that a nickname helps build a legend. Now, away with the three of you!" The three left to carry out his orders.
Orders Navy is to transport 15 war-magi, 10 artillery, 750 Berserkers (heavy infantry), 3000 Skirmishers (Light infantry), 1000 Archers, 1000 Raiders (light cavalry), 200 Black Knights (heavy cavalry), 1700 Men-at-arms (conscript infantry), 1700 Horde Archers (conscript Archers) all to 64. War-magi will then conjure 15000 Dead Legionnaires (conscript undead, even mix of infantry and archers) who will charge into the province. Diplomats dispatched to 70 and 66.
Recruitment Province 65: 1 Transport ship unit 1 magi unit
People of Importance: Pareth the Wrathful (leader) , Orich the Speaker of Shades (top war-mage), Stroblech (admiral)
Races: Goblins and Orcs
TRAITS:
National Trait: Magic
Army Type: Golden Horde
Conscript Military Units: -Conscript Infantry -Conscript Bowmen
Professional Military Units -Light Infantry -Heavy Infantry -Archers -Light Cavalry -Heavy Cavalry -War-magi -Artillery
Navy Type: Armada
Navy Units: -Ships
Military Traits -Fearless (Free from berserkers) -Superior Forging (Free) -Mithral Armor -Wizardry
Naval Traits -Ship-building
Necromancy Traits -Animate Dead (Free) -The Spirits hear my Call -Negative Energy -Nightmares -Plaguewalker -The Deepest Black
Divine Magic Traits None
Elemental Magic Traits None
Illusion Magic Traits
Technology Traits
Racial Traits -Berserkers (Free) -We’re Not Running Away, We’re Advancing To The Rear (Free)
Nation History: Founded in 415 by an alliance of goblin and orc tribes, the Kingdom of Pankra has long been a peaceful yet strangely militaristic land with isolationist policies and a large standing military to fight the darkness. The land has traditionally been ruled by democratic elections however, with the recent aggression on the part of the Union of Blaris has led to a new leader rising to power who has allied himself with the Confederacy of Sawl and mobilized the soldiers. This new leader is named Pareth the Wrathful and he is a former general who staged a military coup.
MILITARY:
Army: -Conscript Infantry 75 units (75,000 soldiers) -Conscript Bowmen 75 units (75,000 soldiers) -Light Infantry 30 units (3,000 soldiers) -Heavy Infantry 30 units (750 soldiers) -Archers 20 units (1,000 soldiers) -Light Cavalry 20 units (1,000 soldiers) -Heavy Cavalry 20 units (200 soldiers) -War-magi 15 units (15 warmages) -Artillery 15 units (7 ballista and 8 catapults)
Yes sir! A couple questions though. 1 Can my necromancers conjure both corpse soldiers and ghost warriors in the same turn? 2 Can undead warriors (being expendable) blindly charge into an enemy province to soften them up?
People of Importance: Pareth the Wrathful (leader) , Orich the Speaker of Shades (top war-mage), Stroblech (admiral)
Races: Goblins and Orcs
TRAITS:
National Trait: Magic
Army Type: Golden Horde
Conscript Military Units: -Conscript Infantry -Conscript Bowmen
Professional Military Units -Light Infantry -Heavy Infantry -Archers -Light Cavalry -Heavy Cavalry -War-magi -Artillery
Navy Type: Armada
Navy Units: -Ships
Military Traits -Fearless (Free from berserkers) -Superior Forging (Free) -Mithral Armor -Wizardry
Naval Traits -Ship-building
Necromancy Traits -Animate Dead (Free) -The Spirits hear my Call -Negative Energy -Nightmares -Plaguewalker -The Deepest Black
Divine Magic Traits None
Elemental Magic Traits None
Illusion Magic Traits
Technology Traits
Racial Traits -Berserkers (Free) -We’re Not Running Away, We’re Advancing To The Rear (Free)
Nation History: Founded in 415 by an alliance of goblin and orc tribes, the Kingdom of Pankra has long been a peaceful yet strangely militaristic land with isolationist policies and a large standing military to fight the darkness. The land has traditionally been ruled by democratic elections however, with the recent aggression on the part of the Union of Blaris has led to a new leader rising to power who has allied himself with the Confederacy of Sawl and mobilized the soldiers. This new leader is named Pareth the Wrathful and he is a former general who staged a military coup.
MILITARY:
Army: -Conscript Infantry 75 units (75,000 soldiers) -Conscript Bowmen 75 units (75,000 soldiers) -Light Infantry 30 units (3,000 soldiers) -Heavy Infantry 30 units (750 soldiers) -Archers 20 units (1,000 soldiers) -Light Cavalry 20 units (1,000 soldiers) -Heavy Cavalry 20 units (200 soldiers) -War-magi 15 units (15 warmages) -Artillery 15 units (7 ballista and 8 catapults)