Granted, but someday you get a nasty infection that could only be stopped by amputation.
I wish to have good luck.
I wish to have good luck.
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King Nieldun frowned at the Shadow Ambassador's response. Then he laughed with sadistic glee at the report of the Domani army being wiped before reading the "Emperor's" letter. He then was greatly concerned about the advancing horde three times the size of the previous. As he paced alone in his war room, he decided that the best way to defeat the Domani was not by slaughtering them all but by traumatizing them so badly they decided it would be better to simply fight the demons. He would consult with Nasvell in an effort to step up his game in department of scare tactics. When he resumed reading, he rolled his eyes in disgust that the ruler of the Shalorni was held back by a Senate. How in the Twelve Hells was anyone supposed to get things done when they had a vast congregation of self-interested busybodies to run their plans by?! Nevertheless, he was grateful that the Shalorni had intervened.
Emperor Goralys Celstius,
You have my gratitude for assisting the Wolastrans. A most impressive battle on your part. Now, I wish you luck in showing the Senate who is the true ruler of Gnyr Shalorn.
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Emperor Goralys Celstius,
You have my gratitude for assisting the Wolastrans. A most impressive battle on your part. Now, I wish you luck in showing the Senate who is the true ruler of Gnyr Shalorn.
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Granted, but now you unintentionally make everything you hate popular.
I wish to be all-knowing.
I wish to be all-knowing.
Sorry to hear that. Goodbye.
Name: Argus Tlamreyl
Species: Half-dwarf, half-elf (Dwelf)
Age:158 (long-lived races, been locked up a half a century)
Powers: Can reanimate corpses to do his bidding with a few words, mess with life force/souls, hurl hellfire and (given supplies and time) summon fiends.
Appearance: Looks like a short, stocky, hairy elf. Black hair, green eyes a few scars from mishaps.
Traits: Megalomaniacal, incapable of empathy, gloomy, misanthropic.
Weapons: His magic and an axe.
In prison for: Attempting to conquer the world with fiends and undead, crimes against sapients, mass murder (read recruitment) and excessive use of forbidden arts.
Bio: An only child born to an unlikely Union, Argus was constantly mocked and bullied as a child. He wished greatly to get even with his tormentors and took up wizardry. It wasn't long before he came across magic that was meant to be forgotten. He sacrificed his other abilities to become a master of these arts and ritually destroyed his own soul to become stronger in magic. His parents were accidentally killed in a failed experiment and Argus fled with his grimoires to an isolated place near a forgotten battlefield. These warriors of old were the beginnings of his undead army with which he overran the Kingdom of Myralthus. After the fall of Myralthus, his enemies tricked him and installed one of their agents in his trust. He was soon betrayed and captured. The only reason he has not been executed is that no one has dared destroy their soul before and there is no telling what could happen when he dies.
Species: Half-dwarf, half-elf (Dwelf)
Age:158 (long-lived races, been locked up a half a century)
Powers: Can reanimate corpses to do his bidding with a few words, mess with life force/souls, hurl hellfire and (given supplies and time) summon fiends.
Appearance: Looks like a short, stocky, hairy elf. Black hair, green eyes a few scars from mishaps.
Traits: Megalomaniacal, incapable of empathy, gloomy, misanthropic.
Weapons: His magic and an axe.
In prison for: Attempting to conquer the world with fiends and undead, crimes against sapients, mass murder (read recruitment) and excessive use of forbidden arts.
Bio: An only child born to an unlikely Union, Argus was constantly mocked and bullied as a child. He wished greatly to get even with his tormentors and took up wizardry. It wasn't long before he came across magic that was meant to be forgotten. He sacrificed his other abilities to become a master of these arts and ritually destroyed his own soul to become stronger in magic. His parents were accidentally killed in a failed experiment and Argus fled with his grimoires to an isolated place near a forgotten battlefield. These warriors of old were the beginnings of his undead army with which he overran the Kingdom of Myralthus. After the fall of Myralthus, his enemies tricked him and installed one of their agents in his trust. He was soon betrayed and captured. The only reason he has not been executed is that no one has dared destroy their soul before and there is no telling what could happen when he dies.
Name: Argus Tlamreyl
Species: Half-dwarf, half-elf (Dwelf)
Age:158 (long-lived races, been locked up a half a century)
Powers: Can reanimate corpses to do his bidding with a few words, mess with life force/souls, hurl hellfire and (given supplies and time) summon fiends.
Appearance: Looks like a short, stocky, hairy elf. Black hair, green eyes a few scars from mishaps.
Traits: Megalomaniacal, incapable of empathy, gloomy, misanthropic.
Weapons: His magic and an axe.
In prison for: Attempting to conquer the world with fiends and undead, crimes against sapients, mass murder (read recruitment) and excessive use of forbidden arts.
Bio: An only child born to an unlikely Union, Argus was constantly mocked and bullied as a child. He wished greatly to get even with his tormentors and took up wizardry. It wasn't long before he came across magic that was meant to be forgotten. He sacrificed his other abilities to become a master of these arts and ritually destroyed his own soul to become stronger in magic. His parents were accidentally killed in a failed experiment and Argus fled with his grimoires to an isolated place near a forgotten battlefield. These warriors of old were the beginnings of his undead army with which he overran the Kingdom of Myralthus. After the fall of Myralthus, his enemies tricked him and installed one of their agents in his trust. He was soon betrayed and captured. The only reason he has not been executed is that no one has dared destroy their soul before and there is no telling what could happen when he dies.
Species: Half-dwarf, half-elf (Dwelf)
Age:158 (long-lived races, been locked up a half a century)
Powers: Can reanimate corpses to do his bidding with a few words, mess with life force/souls, hurl hellfire and (given supplies and time) summon fiends.
Appearance: Looks like a short, stocky, hairy elf. Black hair, green eyes a few scars from mishaps.
Traits: Megalomaniacal, incapable of empathy, gloomy, misanthropic.
Weapons: His magic and an axe.
In prison for: Attempting to conquer the world with fiends and undead, crimes against sapients, mass murder (read recruitment) and excessive use of forbidden arts.
Bio: An only child born to an unlikely Union, Argus was constantly mocked and bullied as a child. He wished greatly to get even with his tormentors and took up wizardry. It wasn't long before he came across magic that was meant to be forgotten. He sacrificed his other abilities to become a master of these arts and ritually destroyed his own soul to become stronger in magic. His parents were accidentally killed in a failed experiment and Argus fled with his grimoires to an isolated place near a forgotten battlefield. These warriors of old were the beginnings of his undead army with which he overran the Kingdom of Myralthus. After the fall of Myralthus, his enemies tricked him and installed one of their agents in his trust. He was soon betrayed and captured. The only reason he has not been executed is that no one has dared destroy their soul before and there is no telling what could happen when he dies.
Shadow Ambassador,
I take it you cannot abide daylight then? I understand. However, I must ask if you accept the offer of protection and vassalhood. While our peoples may need different places to live, we should try to better understand each other.
That is a rather valid point about the demons although they do have capacity for cooperation and enslaving others. Why there are even demon-human hybrids in the world.
The Domani are a desperate people. Their homeland is adjacent to Czernobog where the demons live. However, despite my continued offers of assistance against the demon hordes and their own considerable strength, they have decided to invade two other kingdoms. One of these kingdoms was is my ally and the other had hoped to become my ally. Now, normally this would be acceptable but the Domani need land to live in and as such, need to remove anyone already there to make room for their own people. So, they have unfortunately been forced to commit genocide to save themselves. As such, I am sad to say that they are indeed my enemies due to cruel Fate.
We will leave in peace as you are not our enemy. Do not prove us wrong. On a less dire note, I ask that you tell us human nations about yourselves to avoid another misunderstanding that might not end so peacefully. Fear of the unknown is the strongest type of fear and fear often leads to anger and hatred. Please tell us so that sympathy and understanding can begin between our two races.
-Sincerely, King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Nieldun's message to the creature had left him thinking. The Domani were his foes and the two kingdoms they had invaded were his allies. He was the leader of the deadliest mortal army in the world. Technology, the best training, the best equipment, and new advantages constantly being gained. To the Twelve Hells with the Domani! The Wolastrans had already butchered about a sixth of the invading force in their lands with minimal losses! However, he needed to be careful. First he would contact Sylvanyr and make preparations for a worst case scenario. He would also need help... He thought of an unlikely ally and thought it would be worth a shot.
@Legion02
Dear King Castor,
I have a favor to ask of you. You know well of how the Domani have invaded Tar Sequinus and Wolastra. I have decided I cannot stand idle while civilians are butchered. As such, I ask that you stay out of the war so that if everything goes wrong, you can take care of the refugees since the Domani are willing to spare you. Yours is a rich land far better suited to caring for additional people than mine and I'm sure you can turn them into productive citizens of Sylvanyr. Please, King Castor, I ask that you watch over them if I fail in my endeavor. Will you help in this way?
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Emperor of Gnyr Shalorn,
I know you dream of recreating the Celestial Empire and while I have my doubts about such a dream, there have risen threats that may prevent said dream from ever coming true. The demons are on the march but they are not the immediate problem. The Domani tribes have fled in their wake and invaded the kingdoms of Wolastra and Tar Sequinus. Now normally this would be an understandable course of action, they are committing genocide against anyone who does not run in time. I write to you because your soldiers are the only ones that equal mine. The Domani must be stopped unless you want them to claim all the lands on the continent except for maybe a select few kingdoms. If you want there to be anything left to rule, I advise you join me as I ride to the aid of Wolastra and Tar Sequinus. I have offered the Domani assistance in fighting the demon hordes so that no one has to lose their home but they would not listen. I am not offering dominion of anything (Except possibly lands taken from the Domani as punishment), but if you join me I'm sure an opportunity for power will arise later, especially as a heroic act such as this would win the approval and possibly trust of the international community. I also advise you pretend to give up the dream of reuniting the Empire as most folk would like to keep their power. So, Great Emperor of the Royal Isle, will you join my march to war? If so, I'll help Wolastra and you can help Tar Sequinus.
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue of Nastrond
Dearest Queen Marianna,
I am trusting the refugees to Sylvanyr for one simple reason. I cannot stand idle while you make your last stand and your civilians are slaughtered. The might of Nastrond will aid you in this fight for better or worse. Together, perhaps we can drive off the Domani and protect your homeland. By Grimnos, I will not cower while the Domani attack you! To war, to wrath, to bloodshed and glory!
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
The men are ordered to relocate to Wolastra and messages are sent to the nations of the world informing them of the Shadows' true nature.
I take it you cannot abide daylight then? I understand. However, I must ask if you accept the offer of protection and vassalhood. While our peoples may need different places to live, we should try to better understand each other.
That is a rather valid point about the demons although they do have capacity for cooperation and enslaving others. Why there are even demon-human hybrids in the world.
The Domani are a desperate people. Their homeland is adjacent to Czernobog where the demons live. However, despite my continued offers of assistance against the demon hordes and their own considerable strength, they have decided to invade two other kingdoms. One of these kingdoms was is my ally and the other had hoped to become my ally. Now, normally this would be acceptable but the Domani need land to live in and as such, need to remove anyone already there to make room for their own people. So, they have unfortunately been forced to commit genocide to save themselves. As such, I am sad to say that they are indeed my enemies due to cruel Fate.
We will leave in peace as you are not our enemy. Do not prove us wrong. On a less dire note, I ask that you tell us human nations about yourselves to avoid another misunderstanding that might not end so peacefully. Fear of the unknown is the strongest type of fear and fear often leads to anger and hatred. Please tell us so that sympathy and understanding can begin between our two races.
-Sincerely, King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Nieldun's message to the creature had left him thinking. The Domani were his foes and the two kingdoms they had invaded were his allies. He was the leader of the deadliest mortal army in the world. Technology, the best training, the best equipment, and new advantages constantly being gained. To the Twelve Hells with the Domani! The Wolastrans had already butchered about a sixth of the invading force in their lands with minimal losses! However, he needed to be careful. First he would contact Sylvanyr and make preparations for a worst case scenario. He would also need help... He thought of an unlikely ally and thought it would be worth a shot.
@Legion02
Dear King Castor,
I have a favor to ask of you. You know well of how the Domani have invaded Tar Sequinus and Wolastra. I have decided I cannot stand idle while civilians are butchered. As such, I ask that you stay out of the war so that if everything goes wrong, you can take care of the refugees since the Domani are willing to spare you. Yours is a rich land far better suited to caring for additional people than mine and I'm sure you can turn them into productive citizens of Sylvanyr. Please, King Castor, I ask that you watch over them if I fail in my endeavor. Will you help in this way?
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
Emperor of Gnyr Shalorn,
I know you dream of recreating the Celestial Empire and while I have my doubts about such a dream, there have risen threats that may prevent said dream from ever coming true. The demons are on the march but they are not the immediate problem. The Domani tribes have fled in their wake and invaded the kingdoms of Wolastra and Tar Sequinus. Now normally this would be an understandable course of action, they are committing genocide against anyone who does not run in time. I write to you because your soldiers are the only ones that equal mine. The Domani must be stopped unless you want them to claim all the lands on the continent except for maybe a select few kingdoms. If you want there to be anything left to rule, I advise you join me as I ride to the aid of Wolastra and Tar Sequinus. I have offered the Domani assistance in fighting the demon hordes so that no one has to lose their home but they would not listen. I am not offering dominion of anything (Except possibly lands taken from the Domani as punishment), but if you join me I'm sure an opportunity for power will arise later, especially as a heroic act such as this would win the approval and possibly trust of the international community. I also advise you pretend to give up the dream of reuniting the Empire as most folk would like to keep their power. So, Great Emperor of the Royal Isle, will you join my march to war? If so, I'll help Wolastra and you can help Tar Sequinus.
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue of Nastrond
Dearest Queen Marianna,
I am trusting the refugees to Sylvanyr for one simple reason. I cannot stand idle while you make your last stand and your civilians are slaughtered. The might of Nastrond will aid you in this fight for better or worse. Together, perhaps we can drive off the Domani and protect your homeland. By Grimnos, I will not cower while the Domani attack you! To war, to wrath, to bloodshed and glory!
-King Nieldun Gildedtongue
The men are ordered to relocate to Wolastra and messages are sent to the nations of the world informing them of the Shadows' true nature.
Nieldun shivered with delight. Contact! Exactly what he had truly hoped for! He quickly sent a letter to Lord Bornetall instructing him to construct a defensible camp and not attack unless the Shadows did. Then he sent a letter addressed to the Shadows. (If they did not read the language, it would be read aloud.)
Dear Shadows,
I am terribly sorry for the misunderstanding. In the history books, Shadows did terrible things to humans until we acquired Living Iron. Recently, you had been showing signs of activity and the human nations feared the worst. Although, a large Domani camp was wiped out with the aid of one of your stronger brethren...(I would like to know more about that incident.) Anyways, it seems that mass genocide is probably not necessary against you since you are capable of diplomacy. However, I have significant numbers of refugees in need of a place to call home and happen to be the sole supplier of Living Iron. Since you seem to live differently than humans with different needs, I wonder if our two species could peacefully coexist. I offer also that if you join the nation of Nastrond, you will receive protection and safety so long as you abide by the same laws. I apologize for not knowing who to properly address this message to as interaction between our species has been rather limited. Also, humans and Shadows are not the only intelligent species left on the continent. As you have probably guessed, the demons are here too.
Sincerely, King Nieldun Gildedtongue of Nastrond.
Dear Shadows,
I am terribly sorry for the misunderstanding. In the history books, Shadows did terrible things to humans until we acquired Living Iron. Recently, you had been showing signs of activity and the human nations feared the worst. Although, a large Domani camp was wiped out with the aid of one of your stronger brethren...(I would like to know more about that incident.) Anyways, it seems that mass genocide is probably not necessary against you since you are capable of diplomacy. However, I have significant numbers of refugees in need of a place to call home and happen to be the sole supplier of Living Iron. Since you seem to live differently than humans with different needs, I wonder if our two species could peacefully coexist. I offer also that if you join the nation of Nastrond, you will receive protection and safety so long as you abide by the same laws. I apologize for not knowing who to properly address this message to as interaction between our species has been rather limited. Also, humans and Shadows are not the only intelligent species left on the continent. As you have probably guessed, the demons are here too.
Sincerely, King Nieldun Gildedtongue of Nastrond.
Nieldun smiles. More reinforcements and knowledge of why the Shadows feared the demons. A messenger was sent to the new Grandmaster with the knowledge of why the demons were so frightening to the shadows. He gives the orders for the troops to split up with fiend-bloods at the front of each force. The soldiers would spread out and slaughter nearby Shadows then regroup. Together, they will search for any settlements to see if the Shadows build or gather. If so, they will take the settlement by force. If there are no settlements, they will simply search the Shadowlands and kill any Shadows they come across. If the Shadows attempt diplomacy, the army will listen.
@Claw2k11
The army was ready to march. 15,000 Tar Sequini allies, 60,000 Vaalgardi-Nastrondi soldiers, 1,000 Guardian Devils, Archy, 150,000 true Nastrondi warriors all equipped with Stygian Iron and led by Lord Bornetall. Nieldun was not in a diplomatic mood and thus sent a simple, blunt letter to the Shogun of Shaan Tzien.
Esteemed Shogun,
I for one am done worrying that the Shadows will overwhelm the Ashkanians and attack the rest of us. As such, I have rallied a force of 226,000 warriors all equipped with Stygian Iron. Due to necessity, they need to be moved through your lands to reach the objective. As such, please do not be alarmed by their presence as they have orders to not do anything that would cause trouble in your lands.
Sincerely, King Nieldun.
Nieldun knew that he could probably get a better reaction from the Vaalgardi but he was still annoyed about not getting a chance to actually do anything in the bloodless war against Shaan Tzien. If the Tzieni tried anything, he would jump on the chance to correct that.
The army was ready to march. 15,000 Tar Sequini allies, 60,000 Vaalgardi-Nastrondi soldiers, 1,000 Guardian Devils, Archy, 150,000 true Nastrondi warriors all equipped with Stygian Iron and led by Lord Bornetall. Nieldun was not in a diplomatic mood and thus sent a simple, blunt letter to the Shogun of Shaan Tzien.
Esteemed Shogun,
I for one am done worrying that the Shadows will overwhelm the Ashkanians and attack the rest of us. As such, I have rallied a force of 226,000 warriors all equipped with Stygian Iron. Due to necessity, they need to be moved through your lands to reach the objective. As such, please do not be alarmed by their presence as they have orders to not do anything that would cause trouble in your lands.
Sincerely, King Nieldun.
Nieldun knew that he could probably get a better reaction from the Vaalgardi but he was still annoyed about not getting a chance to actually do anything in the bloodless war against Shaan Tzien. If the Tzieni tried anything, he would jump on the chance to correct that.
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