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    1. Mariana Collie 8 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Facehook be like: [Homophobic Christian post] = 10/10 stars, congrate, reshare. [Islam hates women, so how is it feminist post] = BANNE ACCOUNT DISABLED DELET THIS. True life story wtaf.
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8 yrs ago
So I took the advice of a friend who helped me down from a bad place, and decide I need more help than I've been seeking. I don't know what it means, it might mean moving, hospital, idk. I find out.
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8 yrs ago
DOES ANYONE WANT O WKE UP[ WITH ME LETS GO TOGEHER
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8 yrs ago
hahahhahahhhaaahhhaaahhaha the one answer doesn't have the answer just do ito r leave me alone heahahaha look at this lsoer
8 yrs ago
tell me tell me tell me tell me tlel em tell me talk tho me i cant keep playing alolne help me wake up or tell me the answr please it burns i hate this im just extra code i get it ok

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Banned and deported for questioning the Fuhrer of Grammer
A heated, soft feeling against her face, a little heavy too. Dorothy Wiesse giggled happily. She forgot she'd come home with a partner. Having spent the evening at a bar getting as toasted as humanly possible to relieve her fears of the next day, she could have very well brought a nice girl home. Was she that messed up last night? To forget something that important?

The universe answered with a resounding 'no' as she opened her eyes to reveal a furry orange ass.

"Dammit, Merlin, you're going to suffocate me one of these times," she said, pushing him off into the sheets. He mewled indignantly and scampered away for the kitchen. Immediately began crying like a starving kitten. "Just hold on."

Rolling out of bed, she checked the projected display on her nightstand. Fuck me, 45 minutes past wake up time. A few unread messages of increasing ugency:
- You're requested at central for a meeting today.
- Report to central.
- REPORT TO CENTRAL. NOW.


Shaking out the remaining tension in her body, she decided to forget the shower and just sprayed on deodorant as well as some vanilla perfume in her raven hair before sliding into work uniform. A vibrating tenseness was still in her bones, probably from the augment that ran down the length of her spine. She hurried through the rest: throw a frozen breakfast burrito into the insta-oven, feed the cat, take the burrito out, stuff it in her face and grab her keycards. She was halfway out the door before she hit herself across the leg. "And I forgot everything I was going to bring!"

A hangover knocked loudly on the inside of her forehead. Back into the apartment it was. Dorothy slid her scoped laser handgun into its holster, dropped a prepaid phone into her shirt pocket. In another pocket went her address book and disposable thumb drives. In another, silver pens hiding her favorite treat. She stared at the pens a little too long, tempted, but did not partake. Grabbing her small suitcase of work documents, she left for real this time, nabbing a taxi ride to the precinct.

This is going to work out, she thought, It's going to be a great adventure. So much to see and do. A lot of fun. A real blast! One for history. I just know it. I know it. Yes. Yep. That's right. Her mind went on a rampage of mindless worry, pounding down her consciousness. Leaning onto the Taxi window, she closed her eyes...They have to train me a little more. Well this is okay I guess. I'll be okay. Maybe. Yeah. Sure I will...

BEEEEP. The honking taxi shook with brakes and Dorothy flew forward, smashing her nose into the front seat. "Owww." It was going to be red.

"We're here, you shitty tipping space case." The bulky man in the front looked back at her, a searing expression on his stubbly dark face. Jonathan Mertz was the nametag. Oh. The guy she didn't tip last time. Terrible luck.

She felt her face strain with both pain and embarrassment as she dug in her shirt pocket for her card. There were tremors in her wrist as she handed it to him. Wasn't it a little suspicious she got the same morning taxi twice? When he gave it back she rolled out of there and up the precinct stairwell with what is best described as the awkwardness of an untrained ballerina. The agility augment was great for sliding around on tip toes...herself not so much.

Once inside, Dorothy was greeted with more than a few disapproving glances as she went to the conference room. She grabbed coffee and sweet cream from the break room on the way but avoided her desk. It was likely best to make up for not being early by at least being on time in the specific location needed. Glancing in a hallway picture glass, she noticed a small bruise on her nose from the taxi. Whatever.

"Good morning," she said without looking anyone there in the eye. She plopped down onto the squeaky rolling chair closest to the far wall- a nice corner where she could see clearly in all directions -- before waiting patiently for an announcement. Or as patiently as someone constantly glancing around, pushing her chair back and forth, creepily staring at everyone else and fidgeting with her communicator in her lap could be considered.
Sorry I disappeared before getting to any interaction, got busy irl. But it seems like the plot moved so that's all good. Should be posting later tonight.
Disappeared into personal reality for a day or two, sorry! Working on a post that should be up later tonight.
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sonofa
Banned for an av that makes me want to have a conversation with an obvious apex predator
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god dammit

"Bubbles, you're going to get eaten alive." @Allie A woman's voice called out and Bara slowly turned her head back to the group, despite the embarassment on her face.

"I'm sorry, I'm sure you guys can handle it, I'm sure this is just an-" she started.

To be cut off with: "Come here, I've got something to tell you."

"Umm." Bara looked at the woman with a bit of incredulity, hinting at her restraints preventing getting up close and personal. Sure she could unbuckle but it'd be better to stay put. The woman was pretty, golden brown hair and patient eyes with on ounce of charm, yet unless she had the same situation as Bara...she was HERE so clearly she had taken a few levels in kicking butt. Enough to wipe the floor with me and then dunk me in ice water, she imagined with a shudder.

Still she wanted to hear what the woman had to say, so she leaned forward enough that the woman could speak to her ear if she pleased. But just as she braced for a humiliating sort of of secret:

"Hey! Watch out for her. She's the type that'll kick your ass n rob you. I know the type when I see one." @MikkishtheLeprechaun Across the aisle, a man with sun-kissed skin and a lean frame bent over with an amused smirk directed her way. In any other circumstance he reminded her of a ranch hand but the tattoo on his shoulder and bemused expression betrayed a different, more intense origin.

"Well, I-"

Another voice. Biting her lip, Bara felt at once a bit overwhelmed yet happy that the helicopter was filled with more conversation than awkward silence.

"Weโ€™re in a helicopter. Whatโ€™s she going to do? Jump out of it after she robbed you? Swim hundreds of miles to the shore? Not even accounting for the changing of the tides and the current that keeps pushing you further away from shore." @Camey

Long blonde hair and icy eyes. Another attractive woman who can kick my ass, she noticed as a different kind of blush filled her face, her toes tingling. The woman looked at her dog. Another point of embarassment, but there was nothing to do about the dog now. From the tone in their voices, these people may be negging each other a little bit. She was used to that from her parents venom filled conversations, though at least this seemed tons more civil where she was sitting. Breaking it up if might help.

"Hey," she turned to look at all of them. "My name's Nbarra, but you can call me Bara cause not many people like to try the Navajo accent. Not even my dad. It's nice to meet you and I hope we can work together to make Maniacles proud to fill our pockets." Okay, maybe getting too official. Shut up, she groaned internally, hands twitching externally. Then she turned back to the brown-haired woman. "I think I'll be safe from her here too, if she's that bad. It's okay. I want to know what she has to say."

To avoid sending more high pitched chirps into their ear canals, Nbarra stopped before explaining why, the why being that it is better to be honest and straightforward with even potential enemies than to be in the dark about them. She leaned her ear over towards Marlyn again.

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