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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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Whew, post with everyone. Now I'm sweating for some reason, probably because I'm wearing a sweatshirt in 70F degree weather.
Gallus pulled his wings forward in a shrug. "Hell if I know, I'm a bird... just remember one's a cold-blooded, cleaver-wielding psychopath, and the other hasn't eaten meat in two years." The parrot squawked once and flew off towards the lake through an open window.


Aaron rolled his eyes, having no real fear of respect of authority, since he never had a reason to be scared or in awe of it. "Well, gonna send another freak to show me around or what?" He used the term 'freak' as if he was proud of it, and why wouldn't he be? If the mood struck him, he could walk up to anyone with a taser and harass them, he literally ate electricity for breakfast so nothing could be done. He pulled out an earpiece, one of his relics from the recent building maintenance, and fitted it into his ear, then transferred the signal from the intercom to his piece of technology. The spark plug of a human took a step through the barrier.


Jace looked in a mirror at his attire. Simple gray swim trunks with a red strip around one leg, a black hoodie, and a pair of black sandals. Simplicity for the beach at it's finest... and then there was the infamous beach bag, which was overflowing with various snacks and sodas, most of which he had never eaten, personally. They were more for everyone else, he knew a little bit about everyone since he was the resident physician, and happened to remember more than a few of the favorite soft drinks and bagged goods for several of his peers.

Especially Artemis'. Damn, he was obsessed... but hey, he loved the girl, potentially more than Gallus. Either way, he managed to stuff a bottle of sunscreen into the bag, then picked up a large beach umbrella and headed out. Shade from the trees or not, he burned very easily. Some even called him a vampire because of it. Based on his heritage, the superstitious and gullible weren't exactly wrong.
Someone make post, please.
They ran when I introduced Aaron, it seems.
Aaron stepped off the old, beat up bus that had delivered him to Miss Dawson's Home for the Truly Gifted, a gym bag on his back and a briefcase in one hand. The ancient machine sputtered off as his left foot hit the ground, leaving the boy to face the force field that guarded the small town. He looked off to the right and noticed a sign with an intercom on it, and pushed the button below it to open a channel to whoever was in charge of new arrivals. "Hey, uh, I just got here. Mind getting off it and doing your job, buddy?" He shifted his weight to one leg and crossed his arms, waiting impatiently for a response.
@Galgarion The timeline has started from the Geth Invasion of Eden Prime, and feel free to come up with someone! The more the merrier!
@Madame Kitten Good, about to take a Spanish test. Also, THE 400TH POST IS MINE!
@Mega birb

Seriously, that post just made me think he was using her panties to sniff instead of the ones in the used panty machine! xP

(For those who do not approve of this post, I am sorry, but I blame the animes I watch for this happening!)


Well then. *Implied sass*

Also, I feel the need to think up a new person so I can post more often.
So... how are things?
Sicari hailed the bartender over, and gave him a polite but brief smile. "Turian brandy," She thought for a second, then shrugged, "double shot of vodka." She leaned forward and waited for her drink.
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