MikkishtheLeprechaun

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The smell caused a panic for the masses of students. A wall of fleeing young adults knocked over and trampled anyone in the halls who stood still or was fainted.

Mikkish woke up, after being stomped by a girl wearing heels, right in the nads. This, for future reference, could probably snap Mikkish out of anything.

Mikkish jumped to his feet, quickly forgetting the pain his nuts were in because of thr awful stench, and began running out of the building. Coughing and weezing the whole way.

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Oh shit you're right

Yeah be more specific. Which element?

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Accepted

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Mikkish stood a moment, waiting for Hikaru to run off and dive into the ocean. But suddenly a stink met Mikkish' nose.

The horrible stench from David's brownie bowl was flooding the cafeteria! All around the room, projectile vomit flung from the mouths of other students there all over the tables, all over the walls, and all over the food. It was horrific.

Mikkish thought back to every disgusting situation he had ever been in, and couldn't match this stink to anything. Though he didn't throw up, he became light headed and collapsed, moaning in agony.

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Cuz she sounds like you

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"Pfft, or they could just ask Joe..." Mikkish was not sure why he automatically took the opportunity to rip on Joe. Somewhere, however, in the back of his mind, he could have sworn he had done that before.

"Yeah, like I said, lay off the acid, and your not getting my book. Though I could have sworn I saw a magic key like you talked about out in the middle of the ocean as we were coming here." Mikkish said, smirking again. This girl didn't seem all there, maybe she would actually do it. And what was that accent anyway? It didn't sound Japanese. It sounded more Mexican than anything.

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"Bitch, this" Mikkish swept the back of his hands across his shirt briefly "Is called style. You may want to take a course on it. Who the fuck wears THOSE anymore." Mikkish said, gesturing towards Hikaru's handkerchief tied around her neck "And second off, you only landed that hit because you clearly violated the "no auto hitting" rule.

"Aw shit. I probably shouldn't have said that. Violates the fourth wall. Let me just cross that out...."

"Anyway, you also may want to lay off the shrooms. What 'magic key?" Sure, there are mages and magical devices that stop magic and a free academy which I didn't even need to apply to to get into, but there are no scalding hot, JK Rowling style, magic keys."

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Holy shit!

That totally gives me an idea!

We will take the Nyan cat, but this face O_O on the cat, and we will call it....

The Nian Cat!

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I just know the characters in anime do awkward, weird things, such as facepalming or the nia face O_O

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I never see people facepalm irl. Actual physical facepalming does happen in anime, along with a number of strange things