Banned because you're both pretty. If you wanna hash it out, I can fill up a kiddy pool with mud, have you put on bikinis, and make money from people who want to watch the fight.
I have a sadistic streak that I mostly aim at my dog. Nothing more than teasing, I swear, but it's just so funny to see him react to me asking, "Do you wanna put on a sweater?" He knows what they are, and he hates them. But he's three pounds and lives in The Land of 10,000 Lakes, so he's going to wear one sometimes.