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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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...I tried to have him respond in the same way I would if grabbed by what looks like the brain child of H.P. Lovecraft.
killed me
T'is what I do~ I can be a wordy bastard at times, but I try to slip some humor in here and there to keep folks interested. Also asphyxiation can be fun for the more er...exotic types. Personally I don't see the appeal.
No, it's fine. Thank you though. Hey! I have a tournament this Saturday(I'll be at basketball games all day for two days) so I won't even be on then.
Noted! Thanks for the heads up in advance. Assuming t2 or Saarebas haven't read this yet, i'll pass the message on to them before saturday. God help me, even when i'm not a GM or co-GM I respond like one. Is this a gift or a curse? lol
Monsieur, I love the post as always, but do realize that there are other people in the area, and that they have ears too.
You're much too kind Sally :). And my apologies, I tried to have him respond in the same way I would if grabbed by what looks like the brain child of H.P. Lovecraft. Which is to say fight-or-flight with leanings towards the only viable option. In that sort of scenario, adrenaline paired with the desire to live can make one...irrational to say the least. Luckily for everyone else however, the majority of the sound is hitting Shane, who's massive bulk should act as a muffler for those behind him. It's going to be hellishly loud, but there shouldn't be many ill effects so long as you guys keep your distance. Actually, I might be shooting myself in the foot here by mentioning this, but now's the perfect chance to try and make an ascent seeing as I can't delay you now. Though if you and someone else from the opposing team truly want me to I can tone down the sound some.
Don't worry, a chick is coming to your rescue. xD
Hey, chick, dude, it makes no never mind to me who does the rescuing. I'm willing to play the damsel every now and then XD. I just hope my knight in shining armor doesn't try to step in front of the damsel at the moment.
I am so tired. Dressed up like the Joker, so I had dress shoes on from sunrise to midnight. And all that makeup was killer.
Hand an eventful day, did we Tidus ol' boy? Care to share your endeavors with the rest of the class? Also, shit may or may not have gotten a tad real IC wise. I apologize, though I truthfully regret nothing. lol
All in all, things seemed to be going well on Dimitri's part. His team had begun their ascent, and it appeared as if the other team wouldn't be going anywhere any time soon. The cyborg never would have imagined that he would suddenly be lifted up like a doll in the arms of a massive abomination of a creature. As it screamed in his face, Dimitri could feel his arms creaking and buckling under it's vice like grip and feel the blood rushing in his ears -louder even than Violet who had rushed to his aid- as his heart hammered heavily, pumping adrenaline through his body as his fight-or-flight instincts took hold. Dimitri stared at the creature, slacked jawed for a few moments. Though the titanium alloy was holding up to most of the pressure, even it had it's limits. On Dimitri's right arm a crack appeared, spreading from his hand to partially up his forearm, jolting the cyborg from his daze. Dimitri bared his teeth in a snarl and screamed back into the creature's face as his instincts, realizing flight wasn't really an option, chose fight. The normally chipper teen thrashed about, snarling, cursing, and spitting, all the while his arms -as well as the arms of the beast holding him- began to vibrate wildly. Dimitri twisted his hands with all the strength he could muster despite the series of sparks that began to emanate from his prosthetics until his palms where just barely visible. With one last snarl, Dimitri unleashed one hundred and forty decibels of sound directly in front of the beast. As it was, the sound was now ten dB higher than what was considered the human pain threshold for sound, and it seemed as if the more frantic Dimitri got, the higher the likelihood of him getting even louder.
In accordance with the others, I too will wait until you guys can retaliate. Apologies for beginning my assault so quickly.
As Jinx gave the command to start, Dimitri rushed towards the hill, sliding down where the floor dipped in before coming to a stop at the pyramid's base. "Phase one is a-go! Good luck guys!" Dimitri chirped to his team before ascending the pyramid. For a second it seemed as if Dimitri was intent on climbing to the top on his own, however after making his way about five feet up up, the cyborg made his way around to where the other team was mean to start and squatted on the stairs they were meant to ascend. "No hard feelings guys." Dimitri said mirthfully as he raised both hands and wiggled his fingers. Roughly four seconds later, the room was filled with a horrible racket as he fired off two continuous sound waves in the opposing team's direction. At one hundred decibels the blasts were far from lethal, however it was the equivalent of standing next to a jackhammer with no ear protection, in other words- it was going to hurt.
With Violet more or less green lighting his idea, and James getting a head start on preparing the platform for himself and Ryan, Dimitri rolled his shoulders a bit and clenched his fists. The air began to fill with a ringing sound not unlike the sound produced by a tuning fork, slight at first, but then increasing in volume. The source of the sound was none other than the cyborg, who's arms were vibrating from the sound he was producing. Dimitri looked at the other team on the opposite side and grinned widely at them. Unlike before this expression held no warmth or friendliness. His eyes glowed with an eerie intensity, his smile was tight and predatory, like the the sort of snarling grin you'd see on a hyena moments before it lunged for your face. With the tension stacking up Dimitri was rediscovering that competitive side of him that had drove him to take up boxing in his younger years. "Ready to go on your say so, co-headmaster." Dimitri said, somehow retaining the cheerful tone that he'd had coming in despite his snarling visage.
As he stood by his team where Jinx had directed them, Dimitri stared up at the top of the hill and frowned a bit as he wondered just what James had up his sleeves, "I dunno, I wasn't really built for insane feats of strength. Given the fact that these augments were built with soldiers in mind, I *might* be able to manage two hundred pounds or so. Why do you ask?" he murmured. Dimitri didn't bother bringing up his suggestion to stall the other team with his sound waves again, however, if the moment presented itself in a way that wouldn't interfere with his own team, there wouldn't be a moment's hesitation on his part to capitalize on the situation. He'd even gone so far as to settle on the oh-so-soothing volume of 100 dB. It would be plenty enough to hurt, but being below the threshold of ear pain, the likely hood of the other team losing some hearing was slim so long as he kept a safe distance and didn't do it for too long. There would definitely be some ringing and pain in their ears, but Dimitri would live with that.
Dimitri whistled softly at James and Violet as they explained their abilities, "Well, this is certainly gonna make things interesting. I think i've got at least an idea as to what I can do to make this easier.". The cyborg popped his knuckles, relishing a bit in the metallic clicks momentarily before leaning close to James, "I think i'll be able to run a combination of defense and crowd control. If we can get the other team clustered together, I can make sure they don't move while most of the team gets to the hill and someone comes in for the coup de grĂ¢ce. Pass it along to the others quietly; when this starts, everyone get behind me when I take aim." he whispered whilst looking at the other team out of the corner of his eye.
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