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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Actually I had an idea for helping Orb Weaver if you're interested.
Well if Garret's down to assist me, then I can work something out from there.
Where exactly is this robbery takin place?
Down town happy harbor
Y'know, you guys are kind of making it hard for me to make any progress. I get that you're a team and all, but negating every major move I make can make things strenuous on me to figure out how to respond with something interesting.
I'm still hoping to get my chance at an intro.
Perhaps you could help a fellow villain out of a tight spot? Orb weaver doesn't mind parting with some of his cash if it helps him get away, lol.
Things were not looking good for Orb weaver. Two members of his original team were down, and the plan he had begun to formulate involving the telepath was ended before it even began thanks to one of the heroes. "God damn it they're ruining everything!" He hissed as he leaned out from behind his cover. From the looks of things, the girl that had knocked out John was still distracted. Orb weaver ejected and checked his magazine, there were still ten bullets out of the original twelve, and popped the mag back into the gun. "Time to do something incredibly stupid." Orb weaver muttered before rushing out and kicking Torch in the head as hard as he could. He wasted little time after his assault pointing the gun at her and whistling loudly to get everyone's attention "That'll be enough of that thank you!" he shouted as his remaining team moved in to flank him. The time for games was over, now it was time for Orb weaver to see just how far his silver tongue could take him, "All of you stand down! Make a move and this one gets a new skylight for her brain!" he warned. It was a bluff on his part, in truth he'd never consider taking a life, crippling one yes, but never taking one, however the others did not know that. To emphasize his point, one of his team pointed the barrel of their shotgun at Torch as well, ensuring that if someone managed to incapacitate Orb weaver, the girl would still meet her end.
Orb weaver grit his teeth in frustration as he saw what was left of his get away van. It wasn't that he was just pissed about his mission being screwed with, his laptop had been in there. Orb weaver's vision tunneled, blotting out the undead and the heroes, save one; Cassan. The team nervously shifted at the sight before them, their adrenaline pumping, instincts telling them to flee or fight for their lives, "Men." Orb weaver grumbled, his voice hitting an ominously low note that grabbed their attenion, "We are not dealing with regular people. You're free to engage as you see fit." he hissed. The word "fit" had barely left his mouth as his team raised their weapons and began to fire, decimating the ghouls in a shred of gun fire before turning to gun down the heroes. Orb weaver stepped back into the door way and began to fire at the one that had crushed the van, aiming for his knees specifically.
Sorry @MonsieurShade, Sarah's not quite that sloppy. Edit: Well having the van smashed kind of solves that anyway.
Ah well, time to add grand theft auto to Orb weaver's list of crimes. Also, woe be to the one that crushed his "baby".
Dimitri could only sigh at Ryan's words, some people sought motivation from different things, and while he might not have agreed with Ryan's particular source, it was not up to him to judge what kept his classmate going. After entering the medbay and watching Molly's less than graceful transition to the bed, Dimitri fought back yet another wave of shame and chuckled at her thumbs up and thanks, "Yeah. Sor- *ahem* no problem.". The moment Molly inquired about a nurse, one appeared in the form of a slightly older woman with greying hair and some slight wrinkles formed from years of frowning at children. The woman eyed both Dimitri and Molly with a raised eyebrow, "Combat training?" she inquired to the cyborg as Molly seemed unfit to answer, "Team building exercise." he replied sheepishly. The nurse nodded knowingly with a sigh and pointed at Molly, "I'm going to go ahead and assume she's the patient seeing as you're...well...", Dimitri held up a hand to stop her, "No need to say it, I can fix myself. Right now however she could use some help, ma'am.". The nurse nodded and, after seeing all of the blood matting Molly's hair and eye gingerly checked the girl's head for injuries, sucking in a sharp breath as she saw the source of the blood, "What on earth caused this?". Dimitri looked to the floor and cleared his throat, "I uh...I head butted her during the class.". The cyborg kept his eyes on the ground as he could practically feel the nurse turn and try to glare a hole in him. "Well there's a nasty looking gash on the back of her head. She may have a concussion and be in need of sutures, but I can't be certain until we clean up this blood and cut away some of her hair to get a better look. There's a sink with some fresh cloths behind you, soak a few of them in some warm water. I'll go grab the suture kit and some pain medication, perhaps even a cold compress. And you-" the nurse looked back at Molly and pointed at her, almost poking her in the nose with her finger, "Try not to move anymore than you already have. I should've been sent to grab you instead of you getting up and walking here. I'll be right back.". As Dimitri got to work soaking the cloths, the nurse disappeared around a corner to fetch the supplies.
Jacque trudged through the muck at a toddler's pace, hardly something he believed befitting of a ranger, but it was a necessary evil to ensure he reached the destination alive. He gave an amused snort and shrug at Priscilla's statement, "It's a shame the drake you seek wasn't one known to inhabit meadows.". Jacque almost paused to wonder whether or not his statement would be viewed as insensitive, however a roar ripped through the swamp accompanied by the sound of trees being torn asunder by the creature that charged towards the group. The ranger spun, and, upon viewing the ent bearing down upon him, unsheathed his weapon and prepared to do battle. For a moment, the size of the massive amalgamation of wood and fury made Jacque wonder if perhaps he should fight not as a man, but as a beast. The sudden burning sensation on his chest from the talisman he carried quickly shut down that idea, eliciting a small growl of displeasure from him.
Orb weaver nodded with satisfaction as John acquired his own cut of the money. Now not only would the mission b completed, but Orb weaver had a bit more muscle in the group for the time being. The rest of the team rose to their feet and started to raise their weapons to fire at John, but a quick bark of 'hold fire' by Orb weaver stopped them in their tracks. "Alright boys we've got a delivery to make. Let's speed it up!" he ordered. The team grumbled at Orb weaver's constant bossiness but picked up their bags and began to move out as he ordered. With another satisfied nod, Orb weaver began to walk after them, pausing long enough to inform John about the getaway van they had out back. He raised the radio and pressed the button, "This is Orb weaver, we're ready to go. Picked up some extra muscle too, so don't go freaking out and trying to shoot.". When there was no reply on the other end, Orb weaver clucked his tongue and tried again, then a third time. "Something ain't right. We don't have time for this." he hissed before whistling to his men, "Our driver isn't picking up, I dunno if this means he's been caught or simply fell asleep behind the wheel like a moron. Whatever the case be careful when we get to the exit, I don't want to screw this up when we're this close to success.". His team nodded in confirmation, the one that had downed the guards checked his magazine to see how much ammunition they had left, and then they were off once more. Outside of the bank, the original driver of the van smirked as he was roughly cuffed and pushed into a cruiser. The super that had grabbed him had been quick and efficient, but in their haste they'd left the keys in the ignition and the car running. If the heist was a success, he could expect to be out of jail within the next three days. Happy harbor may have been a city of heroes at first glance, but once you scratched the surface it almost matched gotham city in terms of corruption at times.
Orb weaver cocked his head to the side as John delivered his ultimatum. The men behind him groaned as they tried to get their bearings, however their injuries meant little to the man. "Two bags? That's a mighty steep price there my friend." Orb weaver began as he adjusted his own bag, "See, here's the thing. I was hired to do this, meaning that the money in those bags isn't mine to give. It'd be unprofessional of me to fork over the money I was told to steal and try to keep my own cut as well. In fact i'm sure i'd be dead in a gutter by sunset if I tried that." he said. Orb weaver scratched the back of his head as he thought of a way to solve the issue without fighting, then, inspiration struck. The villain snapped his fingers and grinned beneath his mask, "How 'bout this? Given that display you put on you must be a telepath. There's still plenty of money in that vault, if you're able to carry out the equivalent of two duffel bags worth of cash, you can ride with us to our rendezvous point and that money is yours. In addition i'll even split half of my personal cut with you. Parting with a portion of my pay is so much easier than losing my reputation and life after all. So what do you think, that fair for you?". Orb weaver may not have betrayed it in his tone, but he was growing slightly anxious. A super hero was already a tricky thing to deal with, but a super that was self serving could be infinitely more risky to deal with. Whatever happened next needed to occur fast.
"Hello fellas. Now which one of you is in charge of this robbery thing?", Orb Weaver stood straight up as John stepped into view of him and his group. In a flash, all four men had their weapons raised, ready to fire if they had to, however no one pulled their triggers quite yet. Orb Weaver's eyes narrowed a bit as he looked at the young man before him, John hadn't just flat out engaged the group, which could possibly be a good sign, perhaps he could charm his way out of a fight. "I suppose you could say i'm the one in charge of this merry band of misfits. Well, for now at least." he stated as he pointed the barrel of his gun to the floor. The rest of the group kept their weapons pointed at John, Orb weaver did not reprimand them for it as complete trust in a stranger was a fool's gambit. Taking a moment to glance behind himself and his team to ensure they weren't being snuck up on, Orb weaver then cocked his head to the side a bit, "You look a bit young to be a guard, so i'm guessing that means you're the super I was warned about earlier. I guess the question now is whether or not you're here to stop me.". "We ain't got time for this Orb weaver, let's just cap 'im and go!" One of the shot gun wielders hissed as he began to tighten his grip on the weapon. Orb weaver's arm shot out like a blur as he grabed the front of the weapon and forced the barrel to point towards the ground, he gave his comrade a sharp glare that was ultimately lost due to his mask before returning attention to John, "Apologies. This bunch can be a bit twitchy.". Orb weaver kept his tone polite and somewhat business like as he addressed John, though there was still some underlying tension due to both the rapidly decreasing window of time and the fact that he was unaware of John's motives.
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