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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Perhaps a PM to the others that signed up for this RP is in order. That way they know that this is up an running again.
Dimitri whistled a low tune as he came to a large tree that hung slightly over one of the park's walls. By far this was definitely one of the more conspicuous entry ways to the park, however given what was currently taking place he didn't feel the need to use one of the more discrete exit points. The wendigo patted the tree's rough exterior and began to clamber up, however he paused when he heard a raspy sound like the hiss of a snake or the rustling of dry leaves somewhere behind him. Dimitri looked back and scanned the tree line, his eyes faintly glowed for a fraction of a second before he shrugged and continued his ascent.

Once he reached a point where he could jump over the walls Dimitri cautiously skittered across some of the thinner branches, pausing and hiding amongst the leaves whenever he saw someone pass by. After the coast was clear Dimitri jumped onto the lip of the fence before flipping onto the ground below. "Stuck the landing!" He joked to himself as he took the somewhat Y shaped stance of a gymnast who'd just preformed for the judges. A passerby gave Dimitri an odd look, however he paid no heed to it, rather he began his trek back home, moving at a leisurely pace as he imagined what sort of response his little gift would get later.
"You will tell me everything you know about the Android models designated as seventeen and eighteen.", "I swear I don't know a thing! Please, i've done nothing! I know nothing!". Dimitri's eyes narrowed as he tightened his grip on the throat of a suspected resistance member. It had not been a very good year for the Red Ribbon Army: The defection of Lapis and Lazuli, better known as 17 and 18 had become a blemish on the record of the RRA. Further adding to that, the defection of these two had caused a surge in activity among a group of terrorists working to wrest control from the hands of Dimitri's superiors. All of this was simply nonsense to him; how could these people not realize that the Red Ribbon's total seizure had brought about peace? So a few freedoms where limited, but was that not a meager price to pay when the result was a planet without war? Without invasion from hostile alien forces?

Dimitri held up his free hand, the node in his palm glinted brightly as ki began to gather around it, forming into a green ball of energy. "My superiors are aware that you are resistance sympathizer, as are we aware that you have in the past given shelter to resistance members. My superiors were content to detain or execute you in due time, however the plans of the resistance to sway the defective android models to their cause has forced us to expedite such plans. This is your last chance to answer before you are executed.". Realizing that the game was up the man squirmed in Dimitri's grip, hot angry tears streamed down his face as he began screaming at the android, sending flecks of spittle into Dimitri's scowling visage with each curse. "So be it." Grunted as he prepared to end the life of his quarry. The resistance member closed his eyes and prepared for the inevitable, prompting a moment of hesitation from Dimitri. It was always simple to execute actual resistance members, but this was someone he'd literally dragged out of his own him in the middle of the night for giving someone shelter. It felt...was it..unsporting? No, it was something deeper. Somehow it felt wrong.

Dimitri shook his head to clear these thoughts and prepared to end the man's life. The opportunity would never come, as a bright flash of light temporarily blinded the android. When his vision returned, Dimitri found himself unpleasantly surprised by a sudden change in scenery. Adding to that annoyance was the fact that his captive was no longer in his grip. Dimitri lowered the hand that he'd used to hold the sympathizer up, but he left the hand holding the ki ball up as his eyes darted between each of the people. Strings of code flashed across the android's eyes as he debated whether or not to engage these people as hostiles or interrogate them to find out what was occurring. Ultimately he decided not to, as the lavender haired one in front of him prompted everyone to follow with promises of explanations. "If I find your explanation to be unsatisfactory then you will be summarily executed." Dimitri stated in a hollow tone before dissipating the ki ball.
@Chev I was attempting to summarize all of our characters without going too far into detail.
@The Slenderman If I may interject here, the issue with your character as I see it is that your character submission seems as though you strove to make Gula the absolute cream of the crop, almost as if you were striving to make him the de facto leader by way of being unbeatable by the others. This would ultimately mean that the plot would be railroaded to focus around your characters feats rather than the actions of the group as a whole. Now, this isn't always a cardinal sin and can be done tastefully if you do it right and ensure everyone has their time to shine, however you also went and made your character some sort of "I will destroy the world and everyone on it" type in what is otherwise a rag tag team of warriors with backgrounds that, while not all tame, aren't all that dramatic either.

Pink's character Satchi is someone who started out following in her father's footsteps and ended up achieving greatness of her own, Dan's character Xalam's is a somewhat rough and tumble sort who's story is reminiscent of both Piccolo jr's and future Trunks': A warrior who started out with a bad hand dealt to him looking to spare a home not truly his own the atrocities of his own home by growing stronger, Chev's Vekon is just someone looking to survive so he can become strong enough to find a way to escape the hostile land he's trapped in, Spriggs' Sinthe is someone who's had greatness more or less forced onto him due to a prophetic belief, and due to his upbringing believes this himself and is actively pursuing the completion of this prophecy, my character Dimitri is essentially a rank and file soldier from a totalitarian world who occasionally struggles with what little of his humanity remains as he's sent to dispatch his predecessors, and Op's Winter is a noble from a powerful family who attempted to resist a coup despite being met with overwhelming odds.

All of these characters can fit into one troupe or another. All of them can be related to in at least one way and can reasonably be made to work with one another with the right incentive. Your character starts off with a decent background, however it takes an abrupt turn when Gula goes from "i'm cool with all of this" to "kill all humans because of the ineptitude of police officers in one incident". Mind you, his saiyan programming should've had him trying to kill everyone on earth from the day he landed, however you chose to have him inexplicably ignore it, which honestly shouldn't be possible considering that it's a subconcious thing that is countered with a sharp blow to the head during infancy (a la Goku). I'm really not trying to be an asshole here, but it just comes off as unnecessarily convoluted.


So this is based on Xenoverse? Sweet.
Name: Dimitri Silvera a.k.a Android thirty seven.
Gender: Male
Age: Twenty four
Race: Android
Appearance: Dimitri stands at approximately 6'2" in height and weighs two hundred twelve pounds. He is of bi-racial descent (or at least he was prior to his modification) and is a mixture between African and Latin american. His physique has not changed much from his human life, save for a slight increase in his musculature for the sake of intimidation, overall he's best described as "bear mode fit". Dimitri's skin is a light shade of brown and his face is slightly round with a relatively small nose and moderately high cheekbones. There isn't any facial hair to be found save for his goatee, and his black hair is cut in the standard high and tight fashion. His most striking feature would be his eyes, which are ice blue, and a pair of ki draining nodes on his palms, as is the standard of the later models of Red Ribbon Army androids (although his are malfunctioning and cannot hold onto any energy he drains for more than three minutes). Clothing consists of a red beret with the red ribbon insignia, a dark grey military jacket, dog tags, a black tank top, grey cargo pants, and a black pair of jackboots.
Moves:
-Monstrous barrage: Dimitri tackles his opponent to the ground and straddles them. He then proceeds to unleash a barrage of punches to the victim's face, ending the assault with a point blank ki blast
-Indian giver: Dimitri latches onto and drains energy from his opponent before unleashing it back onto the target along with some of his own energy.
-Peek-a-boo: Dimitri grapples his opponent and throws them into the air before blasting them with optic beams
-Minefield assault (requires a solid surface): Dimitri places his palm to the ground and unleashes a dozen ki blasts into it. The ki blasts are guided towards the general direction of the opponent, however outside of this Dimitri cannot control when and where they will ultimately pop up.
Personality: The red ribbon army has surprisingly allowed Dimitri to keep his ability to feel emotions which allows him to be slightly more adaptable than some of the earlier android models (barring androids 17 & 18), though his more positive emotions are somewhat stunted due to a lack of interaction with anything that isn't a soldier of some sort. Due to his programing Dimitri believes that the Red Ribbon Army is completely justified in their actions, thinking that the world requires order that only they can provide. This programming occasionally comes into conflict with what remains of his humanity which has rooted itself in his subconscious as a result of him being allowed emotions. This internal conflict is a source of frustration for Dimitri as he does not know how to put an end to it. Without the Red Ribbon Army constantly watching him, Dimitri's old personality may begin to exhibit the more mellow and brotherly temperament he used to display as a human. Or he might be driven insane by the internal conflict. It could go either way.

History: Dimitri hails from a universe in which the Red Ribbon Army was successful in seizing full control of the globe. In this universe the RRA was not completely destroyed by the efforts of Son Goku and was able to regain enough of its resources to build a new facility and continue their plans. A startling differences between this universe and the main one is that son goku and his friends where all defeated by the hand of Piccolo Jr., and as a result, androids 17 and 18 where designed and created much earlier to kill him instead so as to remove any threat to the RRA's seizure of the world. Time went on and later models where built, some being further modified as a result of the arrival of Raditz to earth.

This is where Dimitri comes in. After the arrival and swift disposal of the low rank saiyan warrior, he was designed as part of the "model 30 line" to protect the earth from increasingly powerful threats such as the saiyan elites Vegeta and Nappa whom had come to earth after the disappearance of Raditz rather than to search for the dragon balls (Dimitri did not personally engage these two, rather it was an earlier model 30). When androids 17 and 18 proved to be too unruly to be useful assets he was dispatched alongside another of his model line to track and dispatch the pair after they defected. He was making relatively decent headway with his hunt when he was transported to the time nest. Needless to say Dimitri was not pleased, and considering his history with androids, neither was Trunks.
Dimitri delved further and further into the park with his soon to be victim, making sure to give the alien being and the agency members that began to square off against it a wide berth. A few sounds that sounded a bit too much like explosions confirmed Dimitri's suspicions that he'd made the right move. "Kid, STOP! This isn't a safe place for you to be!" The officer called out somewhat exhaustedly behind him. Dimitri smirked as he obliged the policeman, coming to a full stop just a bit too abruptly to be considered normal before hunching over. The officer caught up, and paused to catch his breath before marching over to Dimitri and grabbing the wendigo by his shoulder. "We're going back right now! I already told you that your kid brother would be out of the park. I could arrest you for disobeying an order from an officer you know!" He grunted as he roughly spun Dimitri around. Dimitri snarled with glee as he shot back up and used the momentum to lash out at the officer, raking the man across the throat with the claws he'd sprouted from his finger tips.

The policeman's eyes widened, he released Dimitri and attempted to gasp, ending up with a throat full of blood for his troubles. The wendigo didn't stop there, he quickly removed his shirt and roughly pushed the human onto the ground, doing his best to avoid splattering blood too much as he ripped chunks out of the man's throat. Skin, trachea, vertebrae, all where ripped away and devoured by the ravenous wendigo until the head was messily severed from the rest of the body. The police officer's radio cracked to life as Dimitri rummaged through the pockets of the corpse, coming away with three things: The first was a small pen like tool, like the sorts used to break car windows in an emergency, the second, a pen, and the third, a receipt. Dimitri would've preferred a note pad, however so long as it was paper it would do. The officer's radio crackled to life as Dimitri carried the supplies and the officer's head to a nearby tree, and held the head up. "Let's see. If I recall he was about two feet shorter than my real body..." Dimitri said as he measured how high up he'd need to jump. It took a minute or two, but when Dimitri was confident he could leave his note at the right height the wendigo jumped up and jammed the window tool through the head and hard into the wood behind it. He nodded with approval before scribbling a note that read 'Agency officers must be this tall to ride' onto the reciept and shoving it into the head's mouth. His almost finished, Dimitri licked away the blood on his hands before donning his shirt and trotting back over to the corpse to finish his little set up. Dimitri pressed the call button on the radio with a claw, "If you're looking for your fellow officer i'm afraid he's not going to answer any time soon. You can find him in the east side of the park." he growled before releasing the button.

His work done, Dimitri stood and took off further into the woods. This was once his turf, and he still knew most of the secret entrances that dotted the park. It wouldn't be too hard to get out undetected, and with the alien intruder preoccupying the A.C.D.A. officers his little gift probably wouldn't catch their attention until he was long gone.
@Slendy I imagine this being Katze's reaction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZSCGWEVEE
Dimitri moved seamlessly with a crowd of people that made their way towards Arrow Park. It seemed that even in the face of annihilation that human curiosity could not be overridden. There were a few police officers trying to cordon off the entrance to the park and usher people back to where ever they'd come from, however with the oblivious people in the back of the crowd trying to push forward as those in the front pushed back, all that happened was a bit of a stalemate, one that left more than a few people on the ground. Dimitri muscled his way through the group, using a bit of his true strength to knock anyone too slow out of the way. After a while, Dimitri managed to get up front, wherein he put his small stature and young features to work: "Michael? Michael!" He called out frantically whilst swiveling his head around frantically. One of the officers took notice of this and came over to investigate. Dimitri's pitched his voice a little higher, forcing it to crack like the voice of someone who was undergoing puberty would as he called out again. "Hey kid, you can't be here, it's too dangerous." The officer stated as he came to the edge of the cordon.

Dimitri looked to the officer and shook his head, "I can't go! My little brother's in there!", "In the park? We cleared everyone out son." "No no no no, I would've seen him in the crowd! He would've called out to me!". The officer shook his head and reached out to pat Dimitri on the shoulder, "Look kid I-" "Wait! Maybe he's at the nature center!". Before the officer could touch him, Dimitri wiggled underneath the cordon zone and took off into the park, taking a sharp left as he entered the front gate so as to avoid the commotion in the center. The police officer cursed and looked to his comrades for assistance, however as they all had their hands full with the crowd, he was forced to chase after Dimitri on his own. The wendigo darted into the woods, intending on keeping both himself and the policeman hidden from the public eye. ""Will you walk into my parlor?" Said the spider to the fly. " Dimitri muttered under his breath as he heard the officers stumble after him into the woods.
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