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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Name: Dimitri Holmes
Appearance:
Race: Human
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Life style: A survivalist that leads a highly nomadic lifestyle. Dimitri's days are filled with a combination of endless trekking, drinking, and the shooting of anything that happens to have a bounty. Unfortunately this means that Dimitri isn't exactly the most popular person and can find himself being shot at as frequently as he shoots at others. He has an unusual interest in geckos, finding them amusing to watch when they aren't attempting to tear him apart.
Age: 26
Skill Set: Small Guns, Melee Weapons, Unarmed, Repair
Perks: Iron Fist, Toughness, Gun Nut, Gun Slinger, RAD resistance, Scrounger, Strong Back, Night Person, Explorer, & Lead Belly
Weapons of choice: .44 Magnum Revolver
Outfit: Same as the image.
Addiction: Alcohol addiction, at risk of becoming addicted to ant nectar
Perhaps i'll simply keep Dimitri as a bounty hunter, albeit a less efficient one. Probably a bit more fun anyway seeing as having your squishy bits easily accessible forces you to get crafty.
Sweet jesus. That armor is a oneway ticket to fuckland for Dimitri.
@Thantos I can see this leading to a fight between the two over a bounty if they both happen to see the person at the same time. I find this amusing. If you want though I could always change my Cs so that Dimitri is a bandit with a high bounty, possibly give your character Brett something interesting to chase.
A fallout RP? Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes. Also, longtime no see Tarantulass. Glad to see you're still around.



Name: Dimitri Holmes
Appearance:
Race: Human
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Life style: A survivalist that leads a highly nomadic lifestyle. Dimitri's days are filled with a combination of endless trekking, drinking, and the shooting of anything that happens to have a bounty. Unfortunately this means that Dimitri isn't exactly the most popular person and can find himself being shot at as frequently as he shoots at others. He has an unusual interest in geckos, finding them amusing to watch when they aren't attempting to tear him apart.
Age: 26
Skill Set: Small Guns, Melee Weapons, Unarmed, Repair
Perks: Iron Fist, Toughness, Gun Nut, Gun Slinger, RAD resistance, Scrounger, Strong Back, Night Person, Explorer, & Lead Belly
Weapons of choice: .44 Magnum Revolver
Outfit: Same as the image.
Addiction: Alcohol addiction, at risk of becoming addicted to ant nectar
As quickly as it had come the somewhat smug smile that had plastered itself on Dimitri's face was wiped away by Kassy's rebuttals. The extremely subtle antagonistic notes in her words paired with the fact that she was right served to bring about the exact results Kassy had hoped to achieve. "If you were a dude i'd slug you. You know that right?" Dimitri's growled flatly and snatched up his fork again in order to imbed it into the lamb chop that was seconds away from being stolen by Regis. The lizard shot Kassy a look that could almost be registered as betrayal before slinking back under the table.

All traces of embarrassment left Dimitri's face as he grabbed his knife and cut into the chop. A vein could be seen pulsing in Dimitri's temple as he took a bite and began to grumble lowly around the mouthful of meat. The hero swallowed and pointed his fork at his comrade, intent on changing the subject before Kassy could answer the rhetorical question to antagonize him further, "You said you wanted a pet, right? Got any idea what you'd like?".
His name having been given, Dimitri went right back to listening to the others quietly for a bit before something occurred to him: Shenron had brought everyone here at Trunks' behest to protect the timeline. That wasn't a responsibility you just dumped on any random group of schmucks. Surely Sheron would have picked some of the most capable fighters he could get hold of, right? Dimitri wasn't fully sure how to process this. After all, he wasn't even close to being the strongest android model out there, nor was he even the newest line. Those titles would go to the model fifty line once they passed through their trial phase. Sure he was a bit more adaptable and intuitive than the later models; all model thirties were, it was what made them one of the better models to have out on the field when there wasn't enough time to fully plan a course of action. Was that why he was chosen? Was he the most sound choice in model thirties?

Dimitri decided it was better to push the thoughts about himself away and instead focus on the others. What were their qualifications? Dimitri was well aware of the fact that humans did have the potential to make surprising leaps in power, and courtesy of King Piccolo and his "son", the Red Ribbon Army's database had at least a little knowledge of the unique abilities Xalam's race had, such as regeneration and increased elasticity, and a very marginal amount of data on saiyans thanks to the dissection of the three saiyans whom had come to earth and faced off against Dimitri's predecessors. The only wild cards of the bunch where Winter, who's species's powers and physical attributes were still a mystery, and Vekon and Sinthe, who while appearing human were somewhat different. An experiment was in order.

The android relaxed his stance and cleared his throat to catch Trunks' attention, "If I may disrupt this introduction for a moment, you said we were brought here to protect time, am I to understand that we may be working as a team? If that is indeed the case, then will we be granted an opportunity to find out what each of our combat capabilities are? It would make sense to understand the stratagems and fighting styles of our comrades. Better to know each other's short comings and all that, yes?". Dimitri's face still maintained its blank, almost listless expression and his tone remained hollow, however there was a slight glint in his eye that betrayed a combination of curiosity and a hint of excitement.

@Lofi
I neglected to ask this earlier, but would you prefer we wait until everyone else has posted before making another post of our own, or for a set number of posts to happen between each individual posting. I've always been partial to waiting until at least two people post after me before making another, but I figured it'd be better to ask rather than just going and posting.
Dimitri's face remained a blank slate as he absorbed all of this new information. The android made no attempt to argue with the female who'd made a comment about how he'd chosen to react to the situation, nor did he bother to see to the as of yet unknown species of alien's injuries. The latter received a brief curious glance, as did the creature that looked to be the same race as King Piccolo, but nothing more. Personally speaking Dimitri didn't particularly care for the salvation of time lines that were not his own, however he was quite literally designed to protect his own planet. If there was someone messing about with the time stream then it would only be a matter of time before his own home would be brought into the crosshairs of the culprits. "I suppose that your explanation will suffice. I will ignore the fact that you have abducted me, for now. " He stated flatly as he mulled over everything else that had been said.

Dimitri half listened as a few of the others went about with their introductions as he focused on one word in particular that Trunks had spoken earlier: Shenron. Dimitri's data banks had record of Shenron the eternal dragon and the dragon balls, however in his timeline the dragon balls had become inert some time after Piccolo jr was killed. This presented quite an opportunity for the Red Ribbon Army. If Dimitri could just get hold of the dragon balls here or even some from the alternate timelines, then who knew how powerful the Red Ribbon Army could become! Saddled with two solid reasons to actually cooperate for the time being, Dimitri tuned back into the conversation and patiently waited for the large green alien to finish speaking before he stepped forward and stood at parade rest, his dog tags clinked softly on his chest from the movement "I am designated as Android model thirty seven of the Red Ribbon Army. You may address me either as this or as Dimitri Silvera, it does not matter to me. Prior to being brought here I was pursuing the two defected models labeled as androids seventeen and eighteen who have been slated for termination.".
Same here, had to pick up a shift because someone called out last minute. Good afternoon to all.
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