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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Mateiu gave a small chuckle and shrugged in an exaggerated manner as Megan took the bait. her response was rather odd, but Mateiu didn't miss a beat, growing up with three brothers had taught him how to roll with the punches when it came to a slam, "What can I say? A glass of sunny delight'll do that for ya." he remarked with a not-so-subtle hint of sass. He'd gotten a response, now was Mateiu's chance to actually talk to someone and alleviate his boredom. Mateiu stood back up to his full height and stretched a bit, letting his sheer size take away some of the attention that may have been on Megan, "But hey, let's not worry about who's pumpin' who with sunshine, or the crowd for that matter, what's yer name grumps?".
@BlackPanther @Im a huge mess
Mateiu had begun to slouch a bit more again as Loki, satisfied with his compliance, began to wander away. He hadn't quite gotten far when a voice called out, catching Matieu's attention. Mateiu's face scrunched a bit in confusion at Megan's request, however he made no comment of it. After Loki gave her the go ahead Mateiu simply shrugged, and resumed watching the crowd, casting a brief glance at the newcomer as she glared down at the floor like it owed her money. Thus far no one seemed too pleased to be here. Mateiu saw an opportunity to have a bit of fun with these sour grapes.

Mateiu snorted as the corner of his mouth turned up ever so slightly, "Well aren't you just a ball o' sunshine? Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?" he jested without actually looking at either Loki or Megan specifically. He wasn't sure who would respond first, or if either would even respond at all, but he'd be damned if he had to continue sitting in silence until his name was called.
"Jesus, Brutus what am I gonna do?" Dimitri groaned as he sat in his living room recliner with his weapon lying on his lap and a steaming mug of coffee in hand. The dog looked up at Dimitri, unaware of the source of the hunter's displeasure, but wagging his tail nonetheless in response to his name being called. After discovering his next target Dimitri had managed to force himself back to sleep, though he was right back up not too many hours later as his alarm went off. He'd taken Brutus for a morning run, gone through the usual routine of showering, brushing his teeth, and getting dressed, and brewed himself a pot of coffee.

Dimitri sipped at the hot beverage absent mindedly. It was his favorite blend, a sumatran dark roast he'd dropped quite a bit of cash on to have imported, one he normally saved for guests or when he desperately needed a pick-me-up. Dimitri would occasionally prattle on to other coffee aficionados online about how earthy and delicious the blend was, about how it was superior to other coffees he'd drank, but right now all of that meant nothing. His predicament left him in such a state where he wouldn't have even noticed the difference if someone had filled his mug with a cheap generic store brand.

Dimitri pulled his phone from his pocket and brought up Theodora's picture again. His job was never a pleasurable, but now more than ever it was proving to be particularly awful. There were many times were the hunter had gone after those he didn't wish harm to despite their pleas and mentions of having children or loved ones that they needed to care for. On some occasions he let them go, like when he'd met the monthly quota, or when they were extremely old or young, always with the promise of listing them as deceased and having further searches called off if they agreed to cease their magical activities in public. He'd make up an excuse about the target having any recognizable feature remaining or claim that the body was unretrievable and deal with his employers withholding payment from those particular hunts until a long enough period of time passed for them to believe the target dead.
That wasn't going to cut it here. This witch was far too big of a deal for someone to just shrug and withhold a paycheck. Homeland officials would want solid proof, or else they'd send someone down to investigate. If they got suspicious then they might even send his father. Dimitri shuddered at the thought of the witch having to face that man. He sighed and drained his cup before getting out of his seat. One way or another he'd have to figure this all out. Maybe convince her to skip town, or get her to put up just enough of a fight to where he'd be forced to withdraw.

The hunter clipped his weapon to his belt and patted his thigh to tell Brutus to follow him, then placed his empty mug on the coffee table to pick up later. "Come on bud, we're going on a trip.".
Sup folks, just wanted to say that i'm still around, however i've been busy as of late. I've got to get up at 4 a.m. to drive all the way out to Parris Island for the graduation ceremony of a friend, meaning I won't be on late tonight as I usually am, and probably won't be on until either late wednesday night or even thursday since i'll be dead tired.
@BlackPanther
Mateiu lips turned upwards in a wry smirk, being fairly unperturbed by the look he was receiving. On the contrary, Mateiu was somewhat amused by Loki's reaction, as well as the fact that Loki didn't seem to mind asking a complete stranger to cease their actions. In Mateiu's experience, people were often too put off by his size to tell him to stop whenever he was engaged in an activity that could be considered annoying, making his current predicament all the more refreshing.

Mateiu's smirk broadened a bit, he complied, though not without one final pop as his teeth clicked together audibly. Mateiu continued chewing his gum at a much less audible volume, "Satisfied?".
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Having begun to add rhythmic foot tapping to his list of activities, Mateiu continued scanning the room up until something caught his attention, or rather, someone. One of the pair of near scrapers from earlier was heading in his direction. At first Mateiu started to look away, figuring the guy would simply pass by him, however he paused when he realized that the fellow student appeared to be looking his way. Mateiu reached up to his face and lowered his goggles ever so slightly to ensure he wasn't just seeing things, briefly revealing a pair of hazel eyes as his right brow raised up by half an inch.

Indeed it seemed that the other was heading his way, and they didn't seem all too pleased. Mateiu sat nonplussed. He continued right along with popping his gum, waiting until Loki was close enough to where yelling to be heard wasn't a necessity. "Sup, there a problem or something?" He grunted, accenting every two words with another pop before continuing the pattern.
Mateiu let out a soft grunt of disappointment as the two he believed were gearing up for a fight parted ways. He shook his head, musing on what a let down that had been before he began to rifle through his pockets for the pack of double mint he'd brought with him, coming away with two pieces which he quickly unwrapped and began to chew on idly. "'M booooored. How long is this supposed to take!?" He fussed before leaning back on his bag and placing his palms on the floor behind him. Mateiu craned his head up a bit to see if he could hear his name being called, however when no mention of his name was to be found, he simply began to entertain himself by popping his gum and searching the room with his eyes for anyone else of interest.
Dimitri found himself pleasantly surprised with just how quickly Serah had accepted what he'd said. He's sort of figured that she might actually entertain what he'd said, but full on acceptance was definitely a lot better. The rapid fire questions caught the boy off guard, leaving him a bit overwhelmed. By the time Dimitri was actually prepared to answer Serah had switched gears and started prying at Yasmin who was adamant about keeping her book to herself. The fact that Yasmin was determined to keep the book's contents to herself was indeed interesting, however such interest immediately took a backseat to more surprise as the girl put in a pair of contacts after handling a lemon slice of all things, "Um, ow? Doesn't it burn putting those things in with lemon juice on your hands?".
Dimitri whistled a single drawn out note to express his impression. He wasn't quite sure whether or not to actually believe that one could literally remember every detail, however given what he was capable of the boy had learned to take everything with a grain of salt. Serah's somewhat quirky nature was rapidly starting to win Dimitri over, as well as clue him on to the fact that this school wasn't quite as normal as he thought it to be, "Well, I can wrestle, i'm pretty good at rock climbing, and I like to think I play a mean bass guitar." he began, rattling off talents that were fairly mundane in nature. Dimitri trailed off as he started to think that wasn't quite was Serah meant, and debated telling her about his more unique gift. The girl seemed open minded enough that she might believe him, "There is one other thing. My parents told me not to go talking about this people, but I don't think they actually believe me. I guess they think they're protecting me or something? I dunno.", Dimitri leaned inwards a bit as if to tell a secret, "I can talk to animals. Well, reptiles specifically. Not like just talking at them either, they can actually understand me. I dunno how or why, but I can also understand them.".

Dimitri gave a hesitant grin as he waited to see how Serah and Yasmin would react to what he'd just said. He was fairly certain that they'd probably just call him crazy or something, but something told him that things might not turn out like he figured they would today.
"Huh, wha-oh, names." Dimitri said as he pried his attention away from the chubby red headed boy. It took Dimitri a few seconds for the words that he'd heard to properly reach his ears, but when they did so Dimitri responded with a friendly nod and a curst smile, "Sorry, got caught up in whatever that guy was- eh, never mind. I'm Dimitri. Nice to meet you guys. Er, what was that about memory freak?". Dimitri was completely clueless as to the abilities of the other students, and to a further extent the nature of the school as a whole. As far as he and his parents were aware he'd simply been sent to a school that catered to children that required alternative teaching methods to cater to students with different skill sets and learning styles.
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