Moonman

Fate/Eclipse (Holy Grail War)

(Stats Info - Each stat will have a value from E-S, Only one S value per character and costs 2 points to level from A to S .You have a total of 13 points to spend. Each Stat starts at E and takes one point to move to next level. Stats will be used to determine winners of locks and clashes of craziness.)

@Arthanus

I was going off the format set up by the GM.

Fate/Eclipse (Holy Grail War)

It's worth mentioning that nobody has taken Assassin yet, so that's up for grabs along with Archer.

Anywho, have a gutted Servant CS.

Class: Saber

Gender: Male

Appearance: A towering, muscular individual, Saber stands over seven feet tall, making him equal parts intimidating and incredibly conspicuous. In addition, he sports a luxurious beard, moustache, and flowing head of hair, all blonde in colour. In regards to attire, Saber wears a saffron tunic and breeches, with the former possessing a red checkerboard trim; accompanied by leather shoes, a leather belt, metal vambraces, a simple metal diadem, and a black-striped red cape held in place by a brooch.

Stats

Str: S
End: A
Agi: D
Man: E
Luck: C

Catalyst: The bones of a man's thumb, buried and preserved in the soil of the Emerald Isle.

Fate/Eclipse (Holy Grail War)

Oh, it's fine. As I said, the Servant I had in mind works in either the Saber or Lancer class (and arguably Archer, but that's just me being silly).

Go right ahead, Turbo.

Edit: Hang on, are we not accounting for Servant Skills? They seem to be missing from the non-gutted Sheet.

Fate/Eclipse (Holy Grail War)

Well, I could always re-work my concept into a Saber, as I clarified in the PM.

If Turbo really wants to roll with a Lancer, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

Fate/Eclipse (Holy Grail War)

Colour me interested. Probably going to shoot you a PM with a Servant concept soonish.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Freddy Fazburr's Pizzeria -> Shadoo Foreva HQ

As the saiyan's chat with the two odd lookin' blokes came to a close, the Ork took note of a beeping noise emanating from his pack. Ah zog, did I'z set off a Melta again? Thankfully, this was not the case, which became apparent when he withdrew the offending object: his Shadow Eternity Communicator. It seemed he was being ordered to report back to the hangar and prepare for the misshun to nick the Eye of the Serpent.

"Uh, I'z gotz ta go. 'Portant fings ta do, see you'z Shokka Plus gitz on Nox, I sa'pose."

Hitting the handily built-in recall button on the communicator, Arragoz instantaneously travelled back to the bunker's teleporter room. After taking a minute or two to pore over his requested intel, the Greenskin sent a message to the Umber Hulk to meet him in the hangar. As for the chemmed-up biker humie, the Kommando decided against it, figuring he'd have plenty of distractions as is. Finally, the Greenskin popped in to meet with the Grots. Conversing in the Blood Axe dialect to prevent any eavesdropping, the Ork instructed his lesser kin to gather up their possessions, along with the loot from Arragoz' room. When this was done, they were to move it outside, hopefully without attracting any unwanted attention, and await further orders.

With that out of the way, Arragoz arrived in the hangar, and made some final preparations for the mission. From what he could understand, most of the gitz he'd be up against wouldn't be affected by Fungus Gas or Stinkbombs, due to somehow being dead and alive at the same time. While this would limit his employment of some of the more amusing ordinance at his disposal, it gave him an excuse to bring out the really killy stuff. It'll be like krumpin' Nekrons, takes longa ta kill em good 'n' proppa, so you'z getz ta 'ave more fun. If his 'comrades' were killed in the crossfire, then all the better. It would make his job easier when the time came to reveal his treachery. Da stoopid gitz'll nevva see it kummin.

The Ork knowingly snickered to himself, and decided to do a routine check of his arsenal as he waited for the mission to begin.

Kamen Rider Generations

Yamada Goro - Back alley, behind Kraken Council Offices

Maybe tapping the stone on the buckle will make it go away?

Tap, tap, tap. Three taps, and absolutely nothing happened. The belt was still on, and Yamada was still decked out in the suit of bug-themed armour.

Perhaps thinking really hard about it will do the trick?

Closing his eyes, Yamada spent the next three minutes concentrating as hard as he could on making the armour go away. When he re-opened his eyes, he was amazed to find that absolutely nothing had changed whatsoever. Sighing, the janitor gave up on further attempts to extricate himself from his new attire. He'd just been transferred to the Hajime branch, and this happened. It wasn't all bad, though. Having a janitor that looked like a Kamen Rider could do wonders for PR, and Yamada was certain his boss would understand. Perhaps there was a silver lining in this cosmic accident. I just hope it doesn't start to smell.

Unfortunately for the janitor, things were about to take a turn for the worse. A peculiar looking man turned the corner, dressed in an outfit resembling a skeleton. There was a rather awkward moment of silence, as the Shocker Combatman and freshly made Kamen Rider locked eyes, and both stood stock still. Attempting to break the ice, Yamada waved, and calmly greeted him.

"Hello, sir. How are you this fine afternoon?"

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria -> Parking Lot

"No drinkin' 'r' neck krackin', gotz it." So said Arragoz, as he was pushed out the door by Appule, now reassembled and in somewhat near perfect condition. The rubber cement would keep the Ork's head on long enough for his body's natural healing processes to kick in, eventually making the Greenskin indistinguishable from his prior uninjured state, barring some minor scarring. It would go nicely with the other thirty-seven found across the Kommando's hulking frame. Admittedly, Arragoz himself didn't keep track of the actual number, having lost count at five. For all his intelligence and kunnin', the Ork was just as dreadful with numerals as the rest of his race.

Ignoring the Ork's limited grasp on basic arithmetic, he had to go meet some people in a 'parking lot.' Arragoz had no idea what that meant, but he quickly located a wall-mounted map, handily translatable into a variety of languages. A smidgen of muckin' about later, and the Greenskin managed to glean that the parking lot consisted of an area outside the main entrance. Plodding outside, the Kommando came upon the Saiyan from earlier, sitting at a table and chatting with a pair of peculiar lookin' gitz. Calmly strolling up to the table, the Ork displayed a surprising degree of patience, and simply waited.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar -> Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

Catching his severed cranium with surprising deftness, the Ork acknowledged that he would be receiving medical care with an attempt at nodding, despite lacking a neck. Admittedly, the Kommando was somewhat proficient in the field of Ork-style First Aid, but that had more to do with digging out bullets with his choppa 'n' treating minor injuries with Squig goop 'n' cloth scraps, as opposed to dismemberment. At best, the Ork's attempt at self-treatment would merely be enough to keep his head from immediately falling off for about ten minutes.

Speaking of injuries, the Greenskin got himself a good laugh out of the Faceless Corporate Drone's attempt at stikkin' 'imself wiff a spork. After failing spectacularly in this endeavour, the git went on to repeatedly smash his face into the floor. Arragoz had no idea why 'e was doing that, but humies often did peculiar things for no discernible reason, and the Ork doubted this one was any different.

As for Raditz kneeling before Takkaharra and declaring his allegiance without even attempting to fight, this came as no surprise to the Kommando. After all, he'd just borne witness to the humie defeating the mighty Arragoz, da best zoggin' Kommando in da 'ole multiverse, in a fight. Any git that wasn't more stoopid than a Snotling would see that as a sign that Sentoo was not to be messed with. Well, at least until Arragoz got stronger and went back for anuvver go, anyway.

That would have to wait, however, as the Ork was in need of medical treatment. Thankfully, Julius had returned, and shortly opened a portal to what could only be Shokka Plus' 'Ome Base. Gladly stepping through, the Greenskin found himself in a pizzeria. Granted, Arragoz had no idea what a pizzeria actually was, but he was in one. Following the gorilla's instructions, he immediately turned left, and plodded down the hall. Eventually, he found the purple git with the 'uge skull Aldo had described, with surprisingly little difficulty. 'E ain't so sneaky fer a purple git, huh? Nevertheless, the git was Shokka Plus' Dok,'n' apparently a proppa good one.

"Oi, Dok, I'z culd use sum 'elp."

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar

This time, the bullets struck true, and while the humie returned fire with that beamy shoota/choppa of his, that was of minimal importance. Admittedly, some of the beams burned holes in his shirt, but it could be easily replaced. What was important, however, was the humie's actions immediately afterwards. Takkaharra was angrily ranting on abowt 'Roolz uv 'n'gagement, only fightin' with choppas 'n' fists,' along wiff sum nonsense abowt Arragoz bein' a grot 'n' Gork 'n' Mork bein' dead.

Duz 'e fink I'z a Goff 'er sumfing? Wut kinda git duzn't use all da gubbins 'e az to win? That just ain't proppa. At the very least, it was an improvement over Spess Muhrines and the occasional skilled humie shouting praises to the God Empra. Primarily due to the fact that most of the prior mentioned gitz all said mostly the same stuff. They were rarely creative when it came to that sort of thing.

Back to the fight at hand, while Takkaharra was yelling, he'd pushed down on the knife-buckle of his belt three times. This caused it to shout something about sparkin.' Then, the humie leaped into the air, had an enormous purple skull form behind him, and flew at the Kommando foot-first, boot aimed at the Greenskin's face.

The force of impact was probably the first thing in the fight to cause Arragoz to feel legitimate pain. In addition, it also completely severed his head from his body, sending the Greenskin's now separated cranium along with Takkaharra as he slammed into the ground. Thankfully, the Ork's incredibly thick skull prevented his head from sustaining any lasting damage. As for the whole 'being decapitated' part, this wasn't the first time it had happened to Arragoz. A quick visit to the Dok, 'n' the Ork would be back at maximum fighting capacity within the hour.

While the Kommando's body aimlessly shambled about, the head, despite seemingly lacking the ability to even breathe, let alone speak, did exactly that. "Alright den, Takkaharra, you'z ain't 'alf bad. I surrenda, 'n' I'll 'elp ya get the Snake Eye or woteva it'z call'd."