Avatar of Mortimer
  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 550 (0.12 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
2 likes
9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

Hag grinned at what Vol said and just shook his head. "You may get as many women you may want to get...because I know what your innuendo play will get me. Now now...Little Locket, that's probable...but...why don't you ask Mr. Mortimer himself? You seem fancy of him! Eyeing him all of the time!" Hag joked cruely and reappeared in front of her with red eyes, a grin on his white, joker painted face. "I dare you!" he whispered and reappeared on the stage where he continued to speak to the other people who worked there.
Mortimer looked at Locket but didn't say anything, in fact Shadow was the one who was looking at Locket in an infuriating way. Mortimer knew she didn't dare to even say a word to him, but he wasn't a mean person.
Accepted!!!!
Great, I'll wait for someone else before I post.
Sure.
Ok, go ahead.
Accepted. Sadly...no one wants to join? XD! Post in the IC if you feel like.
Ok!
Yes! I forgot to add that category! I'll add it right away! And if you want to enter, go ahead. :)
Hag's Dark Carnival of Souls slowly approached yet another town, this time in the depths of a cold, russian town in the middle of who knows where. The only thing important was that there were souls to harvest and to keep his workers more than happy and filled. Hag took a step forward as they were travelling in what seemed like a dark hole. They couldn't be seen by anyone, and it was more than wierd because that way they just appeared out of nowhere in every town they visited. "Now now...we are about to reach our new place for the next three days. If the weather conditions remain unstable, just remember...we are miles away from Siberia! It's Goddamn cold out there! But we are doing this satisfy all of us....all of our cravings for human souls..." Hag was a misterious man who rarely smiled, but he had a really dark and creepy sense of humour, to the point of being really sadistic and violent.

Behind him was his bodyguard and the Carnival's watchman, Mortimer. The one man who made everyone fear him. With all the psychological he suffered, he had enough mystical strength to make a person panic to the point of agony. Mortimer had never talked in public, his lips had never moved, and his voice only came out through Shadow's beak, the one bird sitting on his shoulder with its eyes enraged with flames. No one also knew what his eyes looked like as he never took off his glasses, or if he had hair under his top hat. One of the most intimidating things of Mortimer was his massive height, being almost 7'1. Though he didn't have any physical strength, and he was really thin.

Hag looked around as he spoke to every member of the Circus, hoping he was spreading the word. These russian people were new, so he didn't trust them as he had never been there.
greenolive, accepted!

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