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  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago
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7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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Jorick said
The fanbase is so violent toward haters because they're a bunch of hormonal teenage girls or those of an equivalent mental maturity. They respond violently to a lot of things they don't like.The lead singer dude is called a pedophile because of numerous accusations of him engaging in sexual activity with minors. Also a couple accusations of rape.My opinion is that they produce the musical equivalent of vomit and the people who make up the band are awful. One of just many incidents of them being awful includes one of the dudes on Twitter making rape jokes after the whole rape accusation thing. They're garbage, both musically and as people.


Well, thanks! I didn't want to offend anyone, but that really seems like the most coherent thing I've heard. And you just seem to say with such a confidence as to not care of hurting other's feelings...I mean, it really irks me that you can't give BotDF fans your opinion because they'll death-threat you.
Hag's grin slowly faded from his face to a simple stern look as his sister fell to the ground, crying like there was no tomorrow. He didn't feel regret at all. She had met her brother after all, she said she would pay any price...Why did she have to touch or do something if her brother was everything to her? "Ouch...you had better thought twice before making that wish. But now you are ghost! You can creep people out! Move some things with enough mental strength and scare the shit out of everyone!" Hag said with an evil grin behind his mask. "Now now...if you keep swearing like that, I will have to send you with Mortimer. He will teach you some manners. Do you want to go with Mortimer?" he asked. Mortimer just stood still, not a gesture on his face. Shadow, however, was waiting for Hag to punish her.
Well, let me start saying that I am a male, and thus I get most of the attention this band gets is from female groups. Now...I just tried to see what this band was like, and the first song to come up in my search was "I ♥ Hello Kitty" and...is that even music? Wow. That...cannot be. I'm not giving any bad response towards my first encounter with this group. What's with the fanbase being so violent towards those who don't like BotDF? And what's with Dahvie (if that's his name) being called a pedophile? What's RPG opinion towards this band? I personally don't like it because I don't find it interesting at all, and their music isn't appealing at all. I don't...even find it remotely close to being music. I'm not trying to flame, though...
No...not at all. At least not now. Remember, he lost all sanity...or well..almost all of his sanity when he gained those powers. Maybe his sister will make him be sane again.
Hag laughed. She would only have those protective powers until she was bound forever. "Very well, I will accomplish your wish to see your brother." And with a flash, his mask fell down, revealing his real face. That of a normal man in his 40s with blue eyes and a rusty expression. Not even Hag was expecting this. He picked up his mask and looked at her. "Now...it's me...I'm your brother as it seems...And the cost is that I will kill you..." he said, putting his mask once again and stabbing her in the heart. However, the instant he stabbed her, she turned into a transparent version of herself. Yes, she was dead, but now she was a ghost. "You can have your brother...but you can't have physical contact or visual contact with anyone out from this Carnival."
XD Thanks. :)
Hag and Mortimer each shared a look with one another when this girl addressed them both as being evil, something they both were but in their own way. When she brought up some stubborn behaviour towards the people who ran the Carnival, Mortimer made quick work of her. In an instant they were in a darkened room. It was actually Hag's office but Mortimer had covered it completely in black, and he was nowhere to be found, only Hag. Constant shrieking and screams and even a malevolent whispering could be heard only by the girl, and the atmosphere just started getting creeper. "Why are you here? For a wish given by the great and almighty Hag? That's what you want? I'm guessing you are just amazed by our fantastic workers and you want to join them, right? And what would your wish be?" he asked, the colour was starting to turn pitch-black. Behind her, Mortimer stood silent, Shadow looking at her with piercing red eyes and with an eternal fury.
Finally, the whole Carnival set down tightly in the fields of Russia, in the deep, inner, cold, or maybe frozen fields of Russia. It was attached to it, chains strapped to the ground and prevented the Carnival to fly due to the cold wind. A strange, dark aura surrounded the whole Carnival, making it evident that it was a dark manifestation, a haunt for souls. Luckily, it couldn't be seen by humans at all. No, only by those who worked in the Carnival. After everyone had went to their dressing rooms and to their respective tents to start their show, he stuck with Mortimer.
"Now now...Mortimer...are you still going to do the same you do every year with those who disrupt the idillic peace of this Carnival?" Hag asked with a grin as both walked around the tents and through the park.
"Yes....to send them into oblivion...to revive their long-lost nightmares that will make their bodies chill....their spines to collapse in such a terror that the mere "clap" will make them scream in agony..." Shadow spoke in a bird tone for Mortimer, who remained silent and walked along with his boss, who was also his best friend.
Without them knowing, Hag bumped into this girl who was looking at a poster of Vol, the Animal tamer. Mortimer was about disappear her into the nightmare zone when Hag spoke. "May I help you with anything, dear Lady?" he asked unsure of her answer.
Thank you ladies, happy to hear that. :)
Myst, a delicious, frozen chantilly and chocolate, double-tier cake that made my stomach grumble afterwards. Needless to say, I thought I was going to explode.
Goodnight darlings, have a wonderful night. I'll enjoy what's left of my birthday cake before falling asleep. Wish you all the best.
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