Avatar of Mortimer
  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 550 (0.12 / day)
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  • Username history
    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

Because she's a really cute person to say the least, I appreciate her a lot. You...umm...I don't know you too much. XD
You surely are, my lady. :)
Hehe, aren't you cute? :)
It's just that you missed everything...like Vol.
Keep calm, dear lady. I promise we'll get there and you'll love it.

*Puts on white gloves* Prepare your anus!
Hag was a bit sad she didn't like they way he kissed her, so he decided to stop it. He could clearly see how afraid she was of others. It seeemed like she had never liked society at all, and this new freaks he had weren't exactly slices of pie. They were all bitter or gentle, in their own way. "They will accept you. I'll make sure they accept you. Or else...I'll have Mortimer teach them some manners." He had always used Mortimer as a subject of fear towards his workers, as they all knew what he was capable of. Hag gave back dirty looks to the people who stared at them, making them mind their own business. "In exactly one day we'll be leaving this shithole and heading to the next destination: Some rural town in the United Kingdom, near London. Oh...and by the way...I kissed you like that...because...I really love you and I think you are really gorgeous. Even if we met hours ago, I've been aching to find the other piece of my heart since I was a kid. And here you are, the woman I love the most. Just...do you...feel the same?" he asked, his hand now intertwining his fingers with hers and waiting for an answer. He wanted to kiss her so badly.
I...don't even remember you, dear sir. But there are a few open slots. If I recall correctly they are the mime and obese guy spots. Join in if you want.
Mortimer nodded and Shadow cawed in disgust. This time it was Shadow himself talking. "Yes! Hag the monster killed his own sister! Not even me could think of killing the one relative that has been searching me high and low, everywhere possible! But then again...it is Hag! He had lost every little pinch of humanity, and I wasn't surprised when he committed such an unholy act towards his sister. I still wonder though if he had helped her...or not? We took her to Hag after she killed a man unintentiously, and we know nothing from them since then." Shadow's words were wise, even though they sounded a lot different than the usual voice he used to speak what Mortimer said. Then, the tall and shadowy man thought about it for a minute. He hadn't eaten any souls in a long, long time. He had used his ring since he managed to craft it. But again, he was never addicted to souls, so he would just try a pair once again...One for him, one for his beloved pet. "I'd certainly like that, Ms. Baba."
Mortimer thought about it for a while, trying to tie loose ends until he finally came with an idea about what was happening at all. "Baba...I think that what you feel right now is the ghostly prescence of Hag's sister. He killed her for some reason I do not know. I haven't talked to him since he did such cruelty to the one person who gave mind and soul to be reunited with her brother. Maybe...she was turned into a ghost the moment he killed him, so maybe that's what you are feeling," Shadow told her, then waited for an answer. Mortimer was pretty sure it was that, since nothing had happened until Hag killed her.
Who knows Casterly....Who knows. I've seen cases of being sick and just disappearing altogether.
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