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  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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@bowtiesrcool86 Yes, I know. Done.
@Mortimer That line involves planned villains. Also, that site got the Rookie, Ultimate, and Mega forms names wrong, likely literal translations. They should be Mushroommon, Cherrymon, and Puppetmon.


That site is the official wikimon site and it is run by japanese people, hence why those are the original names, not the dubbed ones. Puppetmon, Cherrymon and Mushroommon are the translation ones. I will change the line.
Name: Morrigan Faustus
Age: 17
Appearance:

Bio: Morrigan grew up with older sibblings who would constantly make her life a living hell, so she had no other choice than to accept her father's offer to train at his Dojo. After several years of intensive training, she had finally taken revenge on her brothers, humiliating them in front of their friends. She is not a very extrovert person, though she is quite tomboyish. Other hitting bags of sands, she really enjoys reading and listening to music, finding either of them to be equally soothing.
Partner: (Pitchmon)-(Chapmon)-(Kamemon)-(Gawappamon)-(Shawujinmon)-(JumboGamemon)
I am having the exact same problem. Is there something wrong with the site "Times"?
Are you guys still accepting people?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you bump? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bumps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bumps on Al-Bumpeda, and I have over 300 confirmed bumps. I am trained in guerilla bumfare and I’m the top bumper in the entire US bumping forces. You are nothing to me but just another bump. I will wipe you the bump out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking bumps. You think you can get away with bumping that thread to me over the Internet? Bump again, poster. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bumpers across the USA and your thread is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bump, reader. The bump that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fucking bumped, kid. I can bump anywhere, anytime, and I can bump your thread in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in wordless bumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bumping Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable thread off the face of the continent, you little poster. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bump was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bump all over your threads and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bumped, kiddo.

tl;dr, bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Arabesque - Shinji Hosoe - Street Fighter EX Plus Alpha OST
Turbo Tunnel - Rare - Battletoads
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode - Violator
Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz - 5
Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley - Grace
Aku Aku (Invincibility) - Mutato Muzika - Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped! OST
Bootylicious - Jeff Mac - Duke Nukem: Time to Kill OST
Makin' Waves/Tell No Tales/Ski Crazed/Hot Coco - Mutato Muzika - Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped! OST
Barracuda - Heart - Little Queen
Skull Route (Hang Eight/Air Crash) - Mutato Muzika - Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

The videogame hype is reel.
Ayo' girl, I hope you like to go fast 'cause I sure know how to write some awesome Sonic Fanfiction.
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