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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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Venom said
I saw some spaces aswell!


Sometimes sentences....occassionally paragraphs.

Spriggs...but why don't you read? I don't like telling the whole "What's going on" in the OOC.
Hehe, I try my best. ;)
Letters...lots of them.
Hehe....I love to write sick shit for my characters.
A few cranks escaped the bear-trap as nervous attack struck Dr. Faustus, his right eye twitching madly as he was about to lose all that was left of his sanity. He put the scalpel back inside his robe and took out a syringe with a tranquilizer, then injected himself to keep calm. "Two broken tables and one sick asshole who does whatever he wants...." Faustus thought angrily and wrath-filled, but still remained calm. He knew that if he went into yet another berserk rage he would murder everyone in the asylum...and he didn't want that to happen...again. So he just turned around to see the stupid "veteran" and just shook his head. "You know...I control this place...and I have the power to do whatever I want...I guess I'll have to make you take your shock therapy by force then. See you later, my friend. My intentions are not to make that disgusting mind think I'm a sick person...but rather to eventually erase any trace of your murderous existence..." Faustus wasn't planning any actual therapy for MOST patients, he would just kill them in matter of time. He just had to start little by litte and do it as quickly as possible. If they figured out he would actually kill them all like he did before, they would turn against him.

Faustus went to the broken tables and checked a box in his notebook that read "Lumberjack". Then he took the man by his neck and walked with him to the infirmary for him to get treated. "Come on! Cure this pussy already so he can go back to work," he told the doctors angrily and started to walk down the halls once again. He knew he would enact a vengeance against Steel...but he just had to plan it.
Yuri jumped off her seat when all of a sudden the orderly who gave her the food was thrown on a table and knocked out cold by Mr. Steel, one man she truly feared. But then, the other psycho known as Austin or Damian, whichever suited him at the moment, stabbed the orderly with an ice knife. She hid behind Zury who watched at the blood with delight, licking her lips and hopping a bit would splash on her face so she could feed. "Watcha' scared off, girl? It's just another man bein' killed! Stop it!" Zury told her with a chuckle, but Yuri was still really scared.

Faustus looked at how the orderly was being killed, but he didn't seem to worry. But when he rose his sight again, he was infuriated. They just broke one of his tables! He had to use his own money to get the tables! Inmediatly, he walked over to Damian and held him by his throat, ignoring the fact one of his workers was bleeding to death. "You stupid maggot! That table...you broke that table! Well...it wasn't you...in fact...it was Mr. Steel...But you are breaking it even more, you fucktard!" he yelled at him angrily, knowing he was insulting the wrong person. He threw Damian back to the floor and walked to Mr. Steel, the scalpel on his right hand and the book on his other hand. "Now now...you stupid asshole...since you broke my table I'll have to cut your break in the backyard to nothing for the next two weeks, so you won't be going out! You piece of asshole, you think you can break my things because you are sick bastard!?" Faustus then moved his scalpel neck and shook his head. "I used to have a jaw like that...but it was useless..." he said and then started to walk away. "Oh...and take that man to the nurse...I won't get my hands dirty with that faggot."
Exactly. The last part of your statement is 100% correct. If you are a random pedestrian who calls "nigga" a black person...then you better have ice-bags for your butt. Hehe.
Wow, two massive posts in a row. I'm still going to wait for more people to answer before I do. I'm happy to see this is slowly growing.
Lelz. Nigga...a bad word when used by white people but a good word when used by black people. Lelz.
I lol'ed. Way too hard. "And a nigga got killed." LOL!!!! Meh, Faustus will surely take part in it in a disturbing way...
Zury was about to punch him when Yuri gave her a really calm and reassuring smile. "Yes, Z-Zury is really nice with me! And I like her to be like that! She always take care of me...but she says she has had to take care of certain people who entered my room without advice...I don't know anything about that though..." she told him. Zury shrugged finished devouring the delicious pieces of bacon she had been served. Then, this pretty girl named Taeko walked into the cafeteria and sat with them. She started muttering some really angry and violent words and left extremely angry. Yuri's eyes widened and looked at Erik. "Mr. Erik! Do you think she'll actually kill someone!?" she asked him nervously. "Oh...I'm pretty sure 'bout that, mah girl. If she doesn't do it, I'll do it. I've been wanting to taste the blood in my hands for some time now..." she told them and chuckled.
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