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11 yrs ago
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11 yrs ago
I exist!
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Might exist
11 yrs ago
not sure if I still exist
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Name:
Bender Bending Rodríguez

Age:
17 + 1066 + quintillions of years old

Gender:
Male

Species:
Robot

Powers/Skills/Weapons:
As a robot, Bender has quite a lot of abilities. He is able to stretch his arms long distances as well as record data in his head, once using this to get Richard Nixon to give him back his body. He also breathes fire whenever he burps and when he is terrified he sometimes ejects bricks from his backside which is his variant of defecation. (This is a reference to the slang phrase, to "s**t bricks", meaning to be very scared or surprised.) Although he usually only does this while in a state of shock, he has also done it after eating an Olestra potato chip from the 20th century. Bender is also very strong, even managing to bend a supposedly unbendable girder.

Bender is able to remove numerous parts of his body such as his head, arms, legs and even eyes. When he is staring at something or someone his eyes frequently extended out of his head. Like turtles he can withdraw into his chest when he chooses to. Bender can also survive in lava for a short time, though when he displays this ability his eyes melted as soon as he came out of the lava. Bender's body has also been used as a popcorn maker, crock pot, cannon, and steam engine.

From:
Futurama

Personality:
Bender is a selfish and insensitive robot who usually only cares about himself. He often gets those around him in trouble due to his scheming, and shows little remorse for his actions. This is evident in how he commits crimes, which is without care and gladly commits them. He has gone from petty theft, to kidnapping over his lifelong crime spree. He has no sympathy for anyone, on Earth or off, with two exceptions. He identifies with turtles, and considers Phillip J Fry his best friend. Fry is the only human he claims not to want to kill.

Although normally seen as rude and selfish, Bender does sometimes have a soft side. Of course, it's usually only seen around his best friend, Fry.

In general though, Bender's behavior is defined in a rude or brash nature with excessive use of foul languages. Not only that, but he also has many vices. This includes smoking (makes him look cool), doing electricity (robot drugs), has had many relationships with various other female robots and is a heavy drinker. While technically not a vice since alcohol powers his fuel cells. He requires alcohol to remain sober, but has been seen to not drink and become drunk. Bender is also a kleptomaniac, and often steals and loots from his friends belongings. He also is a skilled con artist.

Bender is a strong proponent of robots attaining human righs, and gets upset when people claim human life is more important than robot life. This could be connected to his claims of 'kill all humans' as he has been seen at one point leading a robot uprising.

When he is sufficiently scared, Bender will "shit bricks". He also is a shutter bug, and will pull out a camera when anything that he finds particularly interesting comes by, claiming said thing is "neat".

Likes:
Himself, His shiny metal ass, the cool crime of robbery (and any other crime for that matter), Alcohol, Smoking, Cooking, Photography, His best friend Fry, Turtles, Bending things

Dislikes:
The number 666 (this is actually a phobia), Can openers (one killed his father), Police/authority figures, Humans viewing themselves as superior to robots

Other:
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

He is also stated (by both Robot Santa and the Robot Devil) to be the most evil robot in existence. He is 5'6" not including his antenna. Including it, he is a little over 6 feet tall.

Weakness(es):
When knocked onto his back, he has a hard time getting back up. Anything you would want to do to a robot to damage it, you would do to Bender. Like blowing off legs or arms and limiting movement. Targeting sensors such as the optics/eyes. When one attaches magnets to his head, his inhibition unit malfunctions and he sings folk songs. He also is mortal by robot standards, as his personality and memories cannot be backed up on the MomCorp servers.
throwing a CS in the mix
@The Grey Dust

we should call it a noehtnap

just to be different
just keep poking around. existing, and all that
Name: Quintus
Titles: The highest inventor / god of inventions & inventors / Hermit god
True name: Quintessa Maximo
Inspiration: One of the original 13 Primes from Transformers


Symbols: Also used as his signature
Portfolio: Innovation/invention domain
Alignment: True neutral


Weapon: Emberstone - The emberstone is a tool invented by Quintus in an attempt to replicate Jerüld's powers. So far, it merely projects his will into objects of his choosing, rather than bring them to life. He always carries it around with him, and is often seen tinkering with it. In fact, it is so dear to him that he stores it in his chest, directly where his heart should be.


Followers: Those looking for inspiration for new inventions/innovations
Bio: Before the war, Quintus spent his time innovating and creating various objects for all the gods. He didn't care particularly what they were used for, only that they were created. He continued his services during the beginning of the war, and built weapons and tools for both sides. Of course, the two opposing forces both wanted him for their own, and began to pressure him to make a decision. While it was escalating out of proportion, he remained fixed in denial. Eventually, the conflict entered his own workshop, and much of his creations and upcoming inventions were severely damaged or destroyed. It was that Quintus simply chose to leave the whole mess. Sealing off his powers and memory, he manifested himself as a mortal. The ex-god fled to the furthest corner of the world and hid there for the majority of the war. His human body eventually returned to dust, and his godly form resurfaced. Fearing being fought over again, he entered a dormant state. Once again his consciousness and powers were sealed away, severing all connections to the world around him. He would not be found or disturbed until the end of the war, when the creator was forced into action. He was placed with the light bringers, as punishment for his inaction and unwitting escalation of the war. He now spends most of his time in his workshop, attempting to find ways to replicate Jerüld's powers. He has since earned the nickname of the 'Hermit god'.
seems legit

@Master Crim
Just a question ... survey? Whatever you want to call it.
In Fandom Wars! 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
All most of the main characters from the first two transformers G1 cartoons die. Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Prowl, Ratchet, Brawn, Windcharger, and Wheeljack. Many more do not show up in the third season following the movie, so it can be implied they are missing/dead.

watch the horror
missed the link. what's up people?!
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