"...Medusa?" Ryuu blurted out, positively surprised by Andromeda's origin. "Whoa, I literally had no idea about
that one coming, but then again, I'm a human being that survived two beastly attacks and..."
The otaku immediately remembered the CPR he was given. His face turning into a ripe tomato, Ryuu simply grumbled away, not finishing the last part of the sentence.
Then, Death the Kid came out of nowhere. He was also known as Darwin Indigo.
"
UYSFGAWJKLRHFJKSDFH- DARWIN!" Ryuu exclaimed with extreme joy, his eyes shooting out fire like a magnificently dangerous demon king. "Man, you look freakin'
fabulous as usual!"
Andromeda, however, did not seem to know who Darwin was. Looking back at Andromeda, then at Darwin, the otaku simply trailed off,
"Oh! Uh, this guy's a..."
Ryuu stared at Darwin hard before turning as he told Andromeda,
"This guy is
Death the Kid, though if you want to call him something else, call him Darwin. He's my best friend."
The otaku did not like the fact that he was technically softening up to this person, but that was just his current intuition nagging him to go beat someone up. Fortunately, however, this was excessively overshadowed by his greater interest in farming. Then, Darwin asked him a really, really hard question....
"
My new boxset of anime arrived the other day, it's gonna be awesome! Care to join me!"
Ryuu simply thought to himself,
Ryuu Yamauchi said
Oh sh-t.
Now, the otaku always wanted to complete what he started. Right at the moment, he promised Andromeda, who claimed that she was a descendant of Medusa. Not only did that make him genuinely interested in her power, but he also needed to get her to Brako. At the same time, however,
Sir Darwin "Awesome" Motherf&$%er just had to get a motherload of anime and mangas, which was undoubtedly one of the otaku's greatest weaknesses.
Ryuu Yamauchi said
Farming or watching? Farming or watching?
The dark-haired student continued to ponder about this...
....for literally one entire minute.
After leaving his trance of stupidity, he nervously told Darwin, looking at Andromeda,
"Er, actually, I sorta need to... you know, teach her some stuff. Swimming stuff and, uh... sunglasses stuff? Death, can we just watch the anime somewhere around... let's say
tonight?"
Ryuu hoped Darwin would give him some overtime before an imminent marathon of anime began. After all, it seemed like some competition was going to begin, from what he heard from the people around him. Not that he was
extremely excited, though spectating battles between battle-hardened fruits did not sound like a bad idea.
Yup, he was totally a farmer. Old McDonald would be so proud of him.
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