Ryuu Yamauchi
...Oh.
Ryuu blinked, realizing that he was number 5. He hastily looked up from his number.
He saw Darwin standing with a happy look on his face.
Now, the otaku would, under most circumstances, fall in despair and cry over his situation, but he had actually prepared for something like this in middle school... except in middle school, he ended up punching people for the entirety of his school life. The sunglasses-wearing student turned to Seven, an extremely dark aura emitting from him as he mouthed with a falsely bright, happy look,
YOU'RE MINCEMEAT TO ME, PAL.
Needless to say, he was still pissed at how this school seemed to promote all things annoying and aggravating for him. It was about time he'd use his brains to stop suffering for once.
Fate apparently hated him. It didn't hate him as much as how f-cking much he wanted to murder the fate set for him.
Ryuu stood up, kicking back his chair, looking at Darwin straight in the eye. Darwin was his B.F.F. He did not want Darwin to lose his first kiss with someone experienced(?????), after all. Darwin needed to treasure his first kiss; it would be harassment if Ryuu suddenly kissed Darwin without letting the rainbow-man know about the true meaning of love and all that is blessed by Holy Maria.
...Not this Maria, though, Ryuu glared at Maria for an extremely brief moment before turning to Darwin again. That Maria ain't holy in any way.
The otaku took a deep breath, a darker aura beginning to form behind him (unconsciously). He breathed again...
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...And suddenly, plasma shot out of his mouth, forming the shape of his lips. With his arms wide open, Ryuu managed to shout,
"COME AT ME, BRO."
The plasma lips stuck out of Ryuu's mouth quite obnoxiously, but hey, it was sort of working. Maybe he would be able to replicate plasma lips and start selling them for money-
Actually, that was creepier than Homer Simpson suddenly becoming funny again. Ryuu hoped Darwin could do something as freaky as creating rainbow lips or something. It did not matter, for Ryuu wanted to save his second kiss.
For that one person he's been thinking about recently... or maybe her. The otaku felt confused on who he wanted to save his lip's healthiness for, but then again, he was way more focused on getting over this particular round of King's Game than the one he had with Carmen. He would break fate, even if that meant killing himself! (Of course he wouldn't kill himself)
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