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Kill All Heroes (Rough Draft)
The Gray Chair Man said
Incoming transmission from the Organization-Face...
Before you start mocking my name, I will kindly tell you to shut up.
I am the Gray Chair Man; ruler of Earth- ...*ahem*...
I am the Gray Chair Man; president of the stealthily heroic corporation known as the Organization-Face, which is also nicknamed the "O-Face!" In case you haven't known, Earth is under attack. And by our favorite heroes, out of all things! I've seen Super Mario burn my White House down, and Master Chief killed my father three times a few minutes ago! Thank God this world doesn't make any sense.
And guess what? Now the Fifth Holy Grail War is gonna take place in the United States of America! Don't you realize how boring and stupendously crazy things will get if that happens?!
Therefore, I'm here to-
-...wait, hold on a second.
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...They killed Little Mac? THOSE BASTARDS!
Alright, anyway, back to the point! I sent you this digital message device simply because it looked cool, you get to look at my awesomness, and to hear what's going on in Earth. The heroes we have all come to know and love are, for some reason, corrupt to the core, and are now destroying our world without explaining at all! You are one of the selected few to stop these crazies from wiping out our planet.
By the way, they killed the Kamen Riders. Good God.
These heroes are no longer worth trusting, and most of them are undoubtly insane! Your job is to-
KILL. ALL. HEROES.
Now move out and get to my office! Actually, my stalker employees set up portals right outside of your homes, so just hurry the f%$& up, will you?! Everything's too complicated to say in a mere paragraph in my script, so I'll explain it to you once you get here! And you really have no choice, you hear me?!?!?
-End of Message-
WELCOME TO KILL ALL HEROESWhat is Kill All Heroes?The premise of this roleplay is that a ton of heroes that come from entertainment media are attacking Earth due to an unknown corruption within them. These "infected" heroes' goals are to destroy Earth no matter the cost, and it's your job to go through the numerous obstacles literally standing right in front of you as you save Earth from the bed bugs that bite it!
The entire roleplay is a massive mix of genres, but the character you are playing as hails from post-modern Earth! While you do not come from sci-fi/medieval times, you could sure as heck afford some crazy stuff; as long as the GM allows it! So you could go overboard with some ideas, but not to the point where you start going back to the future.
Everything's so random and complicated! I can't take it anymore!It's random, but it's not like the roleplay will not explain to you as to what the crap is going on. Don't worry, this first post is going to explain EVERYTHING. Maybe even the meaning of death when it feels like it.
I don't wanna kill any heroes!Did you even read the title of this roleplay?
Am I part of the Dark Side?!?!!?!?!?!?!?Surprisingly no. You're not evil; you're just trying to stop some evil... heroes? So in a sense, you're an anti-hero. Get it? Anti-hero? ... :(
How does the flow of the "killing heroes" go, anyway?Good question! There are different kinds of missions the Organization-Face will give you, but there are two that will most likely be given out. These two will involve defending the planet and dimension-warping!
Don't worry, your character won't be torn apart by teleporting or something.
Dimension-warping actually works thanks to some research the O-Face made on the portals the corrupt heroes arrive through, though it's not as perfect as the enemy's! So you'll find yourself going around defending Earth or traveling into different worlds to just kill the heroes in their homeland. Either way, you're killing some crazy homies scumbags.
Canon hero characters are considered as "bosses," which means that there are underlings working for them. Don't be surprised to see Max Payne sitting on a Goomba with a sniper pointed at you.
Is there a combat system here?Good question.
Please read the following, as this is incredibly important.
The combat is actually pretty deep;
different kinds of decisions or luck-based actions must be made. There may be times where your character is to make one action with six different outcomes (from the best to the worst), and a dice will be rolled to decide their success. Other times, a direct multiple-choice action sequence may pop up, and sometimes you're just free to fight however you want. All enemy attacks will scale and reflect on both your character and their own powers, so be wise!
Main heroes are considered to be boss battles. A battle system similar to Final Fantasy's real-time battle mode will be used, so once those bosses appear, things will get crazy.
What's wrong with you?I crashed my dad's car. Shut up.
Any Rules???Yes.
1. Don't flame, don't god-mod, don't argue extensively and publicly, don't create Mary Sues and Gary Stus and Fairy Glue, always listen to the Game Master, and don't overcommit and start working ahead of everyone else in the roleplay.
2. Did I really just shove everything into number one?
I need the Character Skeleton, right?Eww.
Just kidding, here you go. On another note, try keeping your hero weaker than most of the existing heroes you could think of. It makes things amusing!
CS Explanations said
Name: If you don't have a name, you're a really sad thing. Nicknames will ALWAYS be in parentheses even if your real name is classified.
Age: "'What did you say to that girl at twelve in the morning?' Chris Hanson asked as he took a seat next to the pedophile."
Gender: Male or Female. Saying "Both" will have you blacklisted. No, I'm being dead serious about this.
Species: Put "Human" for this one. Actually, I did it for you. Sorry if you wanted to play as a salamander.
Specialties: Now, what do you specialize in? Could be related to combat or everyday life stuff. You may only have three of these.
Weapons/Skills: What skills or weapons do you use? Skills may range from combat-related tactics to healing tricks. Weapons are what you will be using in your adventures, though you do not exactly need a weapon to fight if your combative skills are good. There may only be three Weapons/Skills. Weapons and Skills are considered to be in the same category, so be creative and don't go overboard.
Favorite Games/Shows: >:) (You may only display five of these. Media rated over 18/unrated will not be permitted, as this is a PG-13 roleplay.)
Background: Your character's backstory. You know, if you want to, you could be serious with this one, but remember that a humorous background is also permitted, cause that's the main tone this roleplay will be taking.
"What's this roleplay about?": Remember to type in "Earth"
Character Skeleton said
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"What's this roleplay about?":
The Story So Far?!You gotta have a story to show a story. This section will be updated if the roleplay ever begins.
Hint, hint...
The Main Characters!No characters so far. Crap.
Captain Uni
Finetales
Plank Sinatra