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  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
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    1. Nevix 10 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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May I hop in?
The cars should all be linked via radio, to make trash talk and character interaction easier
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Yeah me neither

Let's make U jokes


Whatever U say
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I'm going to add a few skills to my character. He seems somewhat lacking at the moment.
Oliver hummed a little tune as the guards dragged him into the room. 24 hours ago he had been rotting away in a jail cell, now he was in a massive underground bunker. He never did like cops, or MP's or whatever these guards were, but he cooperated. He imagined that if he refused he'd end up with six "warning shots" in his chest. He sat down at a long table, filled with foods that typically don't go together. The guards gestured for him to sit down at a seat near the head of the table.

The seat was marked with a paper name tag the read "Oliver Mitchel King". The tag faced outwards, so that the other dinner guests could identify him. He hoped it was people his own age, god knew he could use a bit of human interaction. He desperately wanted to dig into the pizza sitting in front of him, but he waited for instruction. The last thing he needed was the guards billy-clubbing him to death while shouting at him to "STOP RESISTING".
Mind if I hop in?
This one does not understand the "T" jokes
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