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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
4 yrs ago
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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
Appearance Edmund is 5’ 11”, 161lbs. He has a slim frame, and isn’t exactly ripped. He has scruffy brown hair and green eyes.
In terms of style, Edmund typically wears This during concerts and such. When it gets warmer, he can often be seen with the same outfit sans coat.
Personality If one were to use one word to describe Ed, it’d be “chill”. Edmund rarely gets worked up about anything, taking things as they come and dealing with them in stride. He’s often considered a good friend, only a phone call away. He befriends people easily and is easy talk to. He tends to be naive and overly trusting, which has led to his band getting screwed over financially more than once.
Music Career Band member/solo artist
Role In his band, “Alleyway Edict”, he’s the lead singer and songwriter. When he does solo work, he sings the songs he’s written for his band while playing his only instrument, acoustic guitar.
Inspiration Ska band Dashboard Manifesto, an early pioneer of ska that released one popular album and promptly fell off the face of the Earth.
This segment is for where you want to place small bits of information about your Group, if your character is a part of one. Members, other than your own and if others are taking part in yours, would mainly be NPCs, and are required to be mentioned.
Group Insignia
Group Name Alleyway Edict
Music Genre Ska
Members
Edmund MacIntyre-Singer/Songwriter
Kane Hessling-Electric Guitarist/Composer
Evan Langey-Trombone
Alice Talnoky-Trumpet
Cedric Varst-Drummer
Oliver Card-Manager
Extra Information Alleyway Edict started out as a high-school garage punk band, consisting of childhood friends Evan, Kane, and Edmund. After they graduated, they changed their style and drafted Alice and Cedric. After being screwed out of pay multiple times, they hire Edmund’s uncle, Oliver, as their manager.
Likes/Advantages
Loyal
Caring
Decent Singer
Skilled songwriter
Decent Guitarist
Dislikes/Disadvantages
Can’t hold liquor
Awful composer
Socially awkward
Crippling fear of insects
Background Born to a lower-middle-class family in Glasgow, Edmund lived a fairly unremarkable early life. He met band members Hessling and Langey in middle school. When in their sophomore year of highschool, they covered punk songs in the grungiest way possible. The band was a literal garage band, and was admittedly shitty.
After graduating, they hired new band members and changed their style. They became significantly better and began attracting moderate attention. They recorded one single, “Anthem of Suburbia”, which received heavy radio play by the College Stations in the Glasgow area. They played several smaller gigs, but after getting screwed out of pay twice, the hired Edmund’s uncle, Oliver Card, as a manager. Card managed to book them a show at a large festival in Southern England, where’ve they since decided to stay for awhile. They’ve been playing smaller shows in dingy bars and sleazy clubs , as well as on university campus’s.
Character Inspiration I really, really like ska. It only felt right to me to base my character off of bands like Sublime, Catch-22, Streetlight Manifesto, Goldfinger, and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I actually had a playlist of such bands playing as I wrote out the character sheet. Edmund MacIntyre-Tomas Kalnoky Alleyway Edict- Streetlight Manifesto
Character Theme
Superman- Goldfinger I'm tryin' to keep The ground on my feet It seems the world is fallin' down around me The nights are long I'm singin' this song To try and make the answers more than maybe
Kaivor has broad shoulders, but is surprisingly thin overall. While he's not muscled, his build is trim and athletic.
Name: Kaivor Igvrius (Kai-vohr Igg-vree-us)
Race: Drakken
Age: 97
Element(s): Wind,Water
Height: 6’ 3”
Bio: Kaivor was born to a stoic mother and a ruthless father, both nobles. His father drilled him for years, training him into a skillful combatant and an even better tactician. His older brother, a better Drakken in every sense, was mostly in the spotlight, allowing him some modicum of freedom. He spent his time reading Gemmite books, and this combined with his first-hand experience with his father’s cruelty started sending questions through his mind. He’s now feeling as though the Drakken lifestyle isn’t right, but as he’s never had any doubts, he hasn’t a clue what to do with these thoughts. As such, he’s locked them deep within himself and continued acting as a Drakken should.