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Ivas Gainworth


Height: 5'9"
Weight: 170
Age: 24
Race/Species: Human

Tier/Influence: 1 (self); Physically fit but otherwise unremarkable. Remarkably hard-headed, perhaps, to the extent that simply not quitting is a skill or ability.

Group(s): ??? (Native to Ecetopia, the magic planet)

Appearance:



Personality: Excitable and boisterous, Ivas never says no to a good adventure. Raised with tales of grand heroes as the sole respite in an otherwise dull existence, Ivas never wanted anything else but to become such a hero himself, and when he stumbled upon his magical sword he got his chance. Unfortunately, he's overly naive, not very bright, and lacks any clear purpose beyond "doing cool stuff." He is capable of genuine bravery and altruism if the opportunity presents itself, though whether this is due to a truly exceptional spirit or because he is simply too stupid to understand the risks that he takes, it's hard to say.

Items:
(3) Edge -- Ancient masterwork longsword; ornate golden grip, blade inscribed with runes, shining orange pommelstone. Where the handle meets the blade, the shape of a dragon's head is carven into it, its jaws closed around the first few inches of the blade. The crossguard takes the shape of a dragon's wings wrapping around the wielder's hand. The blade is nigh-indestructible, never rusts, and never loses its edge; Ivas chose this word, Edge, as its name mainly because it seemed too cool not to name, but he also couldn't think of anything better at the time (or anytime since, for that matter).

The sword is enchanted with ancient magics which Ivas doesn't understand, although he's learned how to use them. It is bonded to him as its only valid wielder; he can draw it through the air to his hand, even over significant distances and without eyesight of it, but if any other picks the weapon up it becomes extremely heavy, weighing far more than its size would suggest, and the blade dulls to the point that it is little more than a blunt slab of steel. While holding the sword, Ivas can alter its size and shape at will, as well as throw it like a javelin or a dagger with pinpoint accuracy, despite the fact that it obviously should not possess the aerodynamic qualities of either.

Ivas is able to draw on the memories of whatever strange spirit or other magic inhabits the sword, giving him martial skills far beyond what he would have on his own. He is also occasionally able to draw knowledge about other subjects from it, though this information comes haphazardly at best, as if through a barely remembered dream. If he loses the weapon, his fighting skills (and skills in general) are.... rather lacking. After all, there's little need to train properly when one can merely borrow the talents of another.

History: The Gainworth family owned a farm in the countryside where they made their living working the land. They were never rich and they were sometimes poor, with none of their number having much to their name in terms of talent or special abilities, but they had a strong work ethic and strong family bonds to see them through tough times. The farm's secluded and unremarkable location kept it safe from the wars and magical disasters that often occurred around cities or more mystically active regions, but it also made life there repetitive and dull.

Ivas loved his family, and he still does, but he knew that he needed to see something else in the world before he was too old and set in his ways to make the change. He set off with high hopes and a head filled with tales of legendary adventures, sure that he would immediately discover his hidden potential as the chosen one of some long forgotten prophecy, embark on a quest to slay a great dragon or topple an evil empire, and have a beautiful princess swooning into his bed afterwards. Instead, he found that the reality was rather less fanciful; a simple farm boy, who had no magic and didn't even know how to swing a sword, could only find work as a manual laborer. Ivas was back to the mundane existence that he had hated so much before, only now without his family to help him bear it!

In spite of this rude awakening, he didn't become bitter or jaded, instead bouncing between locations in search of any whisper or hint of some exciting quest or another that never ended up working out. Adventure only found him when he wasn't looking for it--on a job excavating ancient ruins for an archaeological expedition, the laborers tunneled into a forbidden crypt and awakened a cursed beast set to guard the sarcophagus within. While the rest panicked, Ivas leapt at the chance for glory, expertly dodging around the monster to push open the sarcophagus and take the enchanted sword held by the corpse within (in reality, the monster kicked the lid aside as it jumped off the coffin as a springboard, and Ivas was only able to pass because it went after his meatier companions first).

Everyone else in the group was slaughtered horribly, but dumb luck was on Ivas's side. The sword, imbued with the lingering spirit of the warrior-king, was meant to pass on to whatever warrior was strong enough to defeat its guardian and claim its might.... but the ancient pharaoh had never considered that someone might get to it without actually killing its guardian, and so the sword had been made to bond with the first person to touch it, who happened to be Ivas. Unable to do any more than watch in exasperation from the afterlife, the pharaoh's spirit sighed in ethereal frustration as the simple farm boy used the sword's incredible powers to effortlessly eviscerate the monster, cheating his way through the sacred trial without ever properly understanding what had happened.

Ivas didn't need to know any of those pesky details anyways. He had finally earned his legacy as a great hero, and with Edge at his side, adventure would be his!

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Because the profile might get deleted. REEEEEEEEEEE
Dr. Elenwen


Height: 5'6"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Age: ??? (Appears late 20's/early 30's, but some speculate that her gene-editing nanites have kept her artificially young)
Race/Species: Human

Tier/Influence: 1 (self)

Group(s): Cambria Conservation Front

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Personality: The best word to describe Elenwen is "eccentric." While she displays bursts of autistic focus and savant-like brilliance from time to time, more often than not she is constantly distracted and jumping from one strange fixation to another at rapid speed, so quickly and randomly that she completely bypasses any sort of social mores or consideration for others around her. Likewise, she can become surprisingly lucid and self-aware if sufficiently motivated, but generally seems to have quite a mismatch between reality and whatever's going on in her head.

More than one person has speculated that she used to be somewhat more "normal" but has steadily fractured her own mind through repeated self-experimentation.

Items:
(3) Nanite Host -- A rectangular object which resembles a thick black book at a distance; upon closer inspection, the black spine and "cover" sections are a polycarbon case, while the white strips running along three of the rectangle's thin sides are actually a filtration mesh with microscopically small pores, allowing nanites to come and go while preserving the host's interior from any unwanted substances. It floats using a tiny anti-gravity engine, is self-sustaining, incredibly resistant to damage, and capable of extensive self-repairs.

This device is Elenwen's masterpiece creation, forged when most of her sanity was still intact, and those she has worked with since frequently attribute her mental deterioration to overusing and abusing it. The swarm of nanites that it houses are designed to interact with and alter biology on the most fundamental level, capable of entering a host and editing its DNA rapidly to a nigh-infinite range of different purposes. Elenwen can use it to "possess" nearly any lifeform and control it remotely. It can also reanimate corpses that are fresh enough to create "zombie" minions. However, the supply of nanites is limited and therefore only a certain amount of biomass can be hijacked at a time. Likewise, the technology can be willingly resisted without effort by sapient lifeforms.

Nanites enhance a possessed target with heightened physical capabilities as well as the ability to ignore pain completely and heal at an accelerated rate. Elenwen can use them to enhance herself, but since she is fairly worthless at physical activity normally, this only brings her up to the level of a large and healthy adult (but not superhumanly strong) male. Sustained activity from nanites can eventually re-construct an organism back from even a single DNA sample--including Elenwen herself--but the process takes longer the more extensive the damage that must be repaired, up to a period of weeks for "printing" and incubating an organism from scratch.

When not used to interact with a lifeform's biology, the nanites can coalesce into three-dimensional constructs of nearly any shape, creating weapons, armor, tools, or even artificial limbs capable of moving independently. However, the amount of matter that can be created in this way is highly limited, enough for no more than a few such objects at a time. Objects printed into existence through nanites possess the same strange matte-black consistency as the host's outer casing and are likewise extremely durable, while having strength about equal to twice that of an adult male's arm when acting independently. Larger or smaller limbs may be stronger or weaker as corresponds to their size.

The nanite host is controlled by an implant in Elenwen's brain, with her thoughts alone being sufficient to pilot it. It is, for all intents and purposes, an extension of her body. It also possesses pre-programmed sub-routines that may run without need of input from her (as if, for instance, she is knocked unconscious). The above capabilities are its default functions, but it can be altered to perform a wide range of tasks with enough time and effort from its creator (if she can be bothered to actually sit down and open it up for a while).

History: No one is quite sure where Elenwen came from or who she really is (or used to be). She has edited her own genetic structure so extensively that it is impossible to tell what she might have been born as, and she tends to give a different story every time she is asked about her past (though she also seems to believe each one that she tells, with no apparent awareness of the discontinuity in her own narratives). Whether she truly created her trademark nano-technology herself, or merely stole it, or some combination of both, is not clear, but she does display a genuine ability to achieve remarkable feats of science on the rare occasion that her mad genius chooses to reveal itself.

Though she has bounced between all manner of various endeavors over time, most recently Elenwen has volunteered her rather questionable talents to the Cambria Conservation Front, as she is very excited about the prospect of harvesting an entire world's worth of biodiversity to catalogue within her--err, rather, she's very excited about, you know, conserving life and nature and saving planets! Yeah, let's go with that.

Some speculate that Elenwen was in fact never a natural human at all, but is actually a "self" body printed by the nanite host to express its gestalt consciousness after gaining some limited form of self-awareness, creating a hybrid lifeform of sorts between the two.

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Because the profile might be deleted. REEEEEEEEE
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It is a comparison between how people are using Expanded Horizons and how it was intended to be used. The fact is that there is only one actual RP going on. Subsequently, RPs are not crossing over or interacting, which was the whole point of EH in the first place. The sole active RP is doing well on its own, which begs the question, why bother having it in Expanded Horizons? It appears to be self-contained, and even if it wasn't, it wouldn't matter. User-created worlds are of no value if the GMs in charge of them are not maintaining them. The GM of the active RP would be better off redesigning that world on their own. It is a gigantic project, posted above all the other RPs, with a huge scale and fantastic plans, and it is very dead, to the point that members here consider it an eyesore. RPGuild is promoting a deserted section above all the other RPs, and it's a darn shame.


I want to do those things as soon as there is enough activity for it though. Even if there is only one thread at a time, I would plan on maintaining a continuity between those threads. I think it is good for there to be somewhere where people who are interested in a persistent setting have an outlet to try it, even if it is only a minority of total users. If there was somewhere else that I could go which was more active than EH that would be one thing, but there isn't. I encourage people who are bothered by its inactivity to join it so that it can be active enough to live up to its potential, not try to get it deleted.

As for gain and losses, the site is improved by having RPs correctly organized again. It helps activity and streamlines the main page, and it ultimately removes what is ultimately a failed endeavor from the main page, where it is proudly displayed for a vast majority of players to disregard. If you would examine the rest of this thread, you'll notice that leaving it as it is already upsets quite a few people, who would rather have it removed or scrapped rather than changed.


Other people being triggered that something merely exists doesn't matter. If you have an RP that you are enjoying, and aren't breaking any rules, it doesn't matter how many non-involved people I can round up who think it's a garbage RP and should be deleted. It would be wrong for it to be deleted just because a crowd of otherwise unrelated onlookers say they personally don't like it.

Another acceptable outcome, already accepted by everyone else, would be for Expanded Horizons to be moved below the Roleplay section so that it doesn't detract from the other 99% of RPs that are actually progressing.


I don't really see how its position in the ordering detracts from anything, since it's apparently not drawing many if any people away from the other sections, but sure I guess. The ordering isn't a big deal imo.

I do agree with CoyoteLovely that I would prefer less rules and the most open-world/free setting possible. However the profile approval and "rules" are very sparse and not a major issue. I had no issue making a quick profile that got accepted and there hasn't been any case of arbitrary rules interfering with anyone's writing that I have seen.
The only reason I didn't weigh in is that I don't actually look at this part of the site. Deleting Expanding Horizons, uhh, please don't? If you must, please let us keep our RP thread and lore somehow.... just deleting the thread that I'm currently having fun posting in seems a bit rude, to put it mildly.

Personally I don't see why you would be so invested in getting a section of the site deleted. If you don't care for it, just don't post in it?
Kolhatu sighed, mentally of course, since he had no actual mouth to do it with anymore. The visions of cute girls that he put into the foolish boy's head had successfully led him to this place, sure enough, but there was an unintended side effect. Since Ivas never did the proper rituals to interact with Kolhatu's blade, the spirit's meddling in his mind had left some.... crossed wires, so to speak. Now the poor idiot was hallucinating pictures of them on the wall, it seemed. If he wasn't just an abstract spirit trapped in a magic sword, Kolhatu would've facepalmed. At least his antics somehow caused the chamber's ancient guardians to awaken, exciting the warrior spirit with the prospect of a worthy fight.

Oblivious to the thoughts and motivations of his living weapon, Ivas struggled to hold up Gionni's considerable thiccness, absolutely determined not to wuss out in front of a girl even though his spine felt like it was going to snap any moment. He was a fine young man in fine young shape but this woman was just..... a bit bigger than him, to put it one way. It was good, because it meant the good parts of her were really big too, but then it was bad, because damn was she heavy! The axe alone probably added twenty pounds or something!

"So, uhh, see anything up there? Is there like a secret pocket if you try to reach into one of the girl's mouths or something? Try that! Oh, or maybe the hidden compartments are between their--ah!"

Ivas's naive ramblings were cut off by the burst of green light from the wall where Gionni had struck it, just like the massive wave of magic that had summoned all those zombies to attack them. He didn't know jack about magic, but that first blast of it had created a bunch of enemies, so he felt like this one would probably be bad news as well. Sure enough, several of the statues lurking around the room came to life and started to look around. Or were they suits of armor? Hopefully that was it, Ivas would totally wear a cool looking ancient set of dwarven necromancer armor, assuming it was still in one piece after he killed it!

"Holy crap axe lady! Look what you did! Those weird carvings must have just been a trap to turn on the real test to open the door!" Ivas exclaimed, dropping her completely with no warning to ready his sword instead. "Get behind me, I'll take care of this. There's no need for girls to fight while I'm around--I'm a champion at protecting fair maidens, and stuff like that!" he assured Gionni. She'd totally be into him after he smacked down some baddies! Man, this place did end up having hot chicks for him after all! Maybe a bit on the mature side, but what was that saying? Beggars can't be choosers? Ivas wasn't a beggar though..... oh well, whatever!
The thing with all the climate regulations that the left would like to implement is that all you do is outsource the pollution overseas. Make it too expensive to produce here and companies will set up shop in China or wherever instead, where there are few or simply no such climate regulations. If it's a matter of potential species extinction as alarmists like to claim then what we really should do is take over the second and third world by force, occupy all such nations under martial law, and put leftist climate standards into place globally. This would be the only way to preserve the atmosphere and hence the species. For some reason I don't see any lefties clamoring for this though.
The climate change issue has been politicized way beyond the point that I would still bother to try and actually discern the truth. I don't think anyone actually knows what is going to happen with the kind of certainty that the left would like to claim. And if the alarmist claims are true then we are fucked anyways. Big daddy gubmint isn't going to be able to stop it.
i mean i would think we can still rp if we want to it just won't be an "official" group that we are operating under until it gets 5

but like in the thread i'm doing now there is no official group that all of the characters are affiliated with, its just sort of a bunch of random people doing the same thing
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Classy.

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Yeah let's not.



deep blue parts of the country are shitholes, i agree

is the word nibba banned or are you just personally offended by it
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