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8 yrs ago
Current Always fun seeing your last status was a year ago, showing how long it was since you used the site. *sighs*
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9 yrs ago
Hey you, yeah, you. You're a cool person, and I hope you have a good day/night/evening.
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9 yrs ago
I have returned to Guild, and so restarts the timer until I vanish without a word once again. As is tradition.
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10 yrs ago
*Looking at first post I ever made on RPG, it was 2 years ago.* HOW! HOW HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG!! WHAT!! HOW?!
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10 yrs ago
Heeelp... Dragon... Age origins... consuming.. SOUL... and....FREE TIME!!
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Either you're very bored or I'm very late to a post if you're checking my profile, either way, I am sorry.

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Puppy's are awesome! But yeah, they can suck up time haha. What breed did ya get?

So I'm thinking about Ronken grabbing for Meryn. But I'm curious, how much do you think she weighs? I've been imagining Ronken as 5'11-ish and around 140 lbs. So I'm curious how hard it'd be on her to drag him up. Maybe I'm thinking this through too much.

Glad you were able to get a post out, Ronken still has a delivery to make. :p haha
Ronken's eyes were darting everywhere, from the beam of light, the fluttering bug person, to the Traveler with the bronze mask. His mouth agape and expression slack. His mind was was yelling over and over 'what is happening'. He was seriously considering if he'd taken something 'bad'. He had a bad feeling in his stomach that he had overdosed on something and in reality he was lying in a gutter comatose imagining all this. Then again maybe that feeling in his stomach was just a mixture of Happyroot and a sucker punch to the gut.

If it was the former and he ended up living, he vowed to give up his drug habit.... at least for a week. Maybe.

Taking a quick shallow breath Ronken said to the Traveler, "You're gonna tell me what the hell is going on." His voice hard but face still slack from fear. It was hard to be intimidating when you were being told it was the end of the world. Right now he was wishing he had a mask of his own to cover his face. He did his best to imagine the Traveler with the same expression, and it made him feel a bit better. Though deep down he knew no legendary Traveler would even blink at something like this.

The Traveler showed off some pin on their shirt, and Ronken tried to see what it was. He was still seeing stars from whatever had just blown up in his face. He noted to ask about that flash next. Once he did make out the tag he just groaned quietly. He couldn't read. No idiot in Cogswall would expect your average Joe to read that chicken scratch the nobles called 'writing'. But then, he had to remind himself, this idiot wasn't from Cogswall in all likelihood.

They ripped off their mask and to Ronken's mild surprise, they were a woman. A young woman too at that. It wasn't that he didn't think a woman could hold their own (he'd had his ass kicked by plenty of ladies) it was more that when he imagined a heroic legendary Traveler, his mind went to a wise old man. Maybe with a long grey beard.

He was slightly disappointed that they weren't shaking in their boots like he had imagined, but oh well.

And just like that, they were back in action. The Traveler put her mask back on, shoved the letter onto his chest again. What did they not understand about a delivery?! He was about to start to start their dance of hot potato, but they had already run past him and towards the end of the alley. This time there was no catching up, and no pulling them down from the wall. Ronken just yelled at them, "Are ya' dim or somethin'? Stop runnin'!" He ran after them, but knew they'd ditch him this time if they wanted to.

When they shoved down the fire escape and looked down at him with the cold grinning mask he gave a surprised, "Oh." Catching their wordless meaning. 'Follow me'. Or at least he hoped they meant that.

He jogged to the ladder. He debated thanking them for not leaving him for, as the fairy said, dead. But he decided he wasn't feeling very thankful at the moment. Instead he started to ask them, "You still haven't told me what is happeni-?"

He was cut off when the glowy bug person flew down and shouted at him, "What's happening is you're going to die if you stand here yabbering." They grabbed onto his tussled and dirty hair and started tugging. Making him grit his teeth and go to swat his hand at them. He already had enough mats and tangles in his hair as it was. He didn't need more.

He only managed to miss the thing, but it decided best to let go and leave him alone. Smart. He hated bugs.

Ronken took his first step onto the ladder and felt it lurch under his weight. A few specs of rust shaking off at the movement. He really hoped he wasn't about to fall flat onto concrete. That was all he needed to do today.

The sound of a musket shot made him jerk his head skyward to see a black crystalline form crash past his head. Landing a few feet away from him in the corner of the alley. It looked like those things he saw on the wall. And speaking of those things.

The demon that unbeknownst to him had been stalking Ronken and the Traveler was making its move. It gave a sickening screech and jumped for his leg. Its teeth sinking into his left foot. Fortunately the thick material of his boots managed to stop any skin being broken. But the panic was there all the same.

He gave a scream and kicked his leg out, trying to shake the demon's grip on his boot. The ladder gave a deep groan before the rung he was holding onto snapped, and Ronken fell to the concrete as predicted.

The Demon released its grip. It skittered back and gave a low hiss. Its white eyes staring through Ronken, sending chills through his spine. It shifted slowly around him, before bolting back forward and leaping at him. Ready to sink its teeth into whatever it could get.

He brought his leg back and threw a kick, hitting the demon in the jaw and sending it across the alley. While it recovered he got off his back and stood crouched over, his hand gripping the broken ladder rung tightly.

His stomach was doing twist and turns and his face had gone sheet white. He was seeing double and he was faintly aware he had broken into a sweat. He swore sourly that if he didn't get his throat torn out he was done with Happyroot for a while. Too much hassle. This sort of stuff never happened with Cloudhead or Plum.

The Demon had gotten up and, if he didn't know better, he would say it had stared daggers at him. It shook its head and twisted its jaw around, the crystals creaking in protest as they set themselves. It then started sprinting right back at Ronken, letting loose a scream like fingernails on a chalk board.

He was ready to strike with the rusted bar, the only problem was he saw two demons. He knew there was only one last he checked, but try telling that to the Happyroot. Under his breath he cursed whoever invented the drug in the first place before swinging the rung in a broad stroke.

With a sharp crack the rung connected with the demon's skull, pieces of crystal shattering and flying off. The rung itself snapping on contact. Ronken gave a cheer as the demon fell the ground. But he realized quickly that more damage was done to the rung than the demon. The beast once more began to crawl to its feet.

Unarmed and getting sicker by the second, he decided on a tactical retreat. He was not running away. If this was a person he would be kicking their ass right now. But it wasn't human, it was a magical creepy as hell diamond monster. So really, there was no shame in running retreating.

He shouted up to his well armed friend on the roof, "Help me!" He then started quickly trying to make his way up the fire escape. Trying to keep the demon off him by dodging and on occasion throwing a punch. All while trying not to puke.
I am back to existing too now! Sorry about that, :p It has been the week from Hell's lesser known cousin heck.

I am working on a post right now. Should be out soonisshh.
Towards Meryn because she is in the opposite direction of the demon that chased him.
Who doesn't love a little Regicide in their lives! :D

Still sick and crummy, I'll get a post out sometime.

@c3p-0h if you end up posting first feel free to make some assumptions with what Ronken is doing if you want/need to. He is probably just going to be running away and yelling more.
Ronken is handling this about as well as you would imagine.

Sorry that took me so long, been busy and sick. Finally caught some time.

I feel like this isn't one of my better posts, so if it is in fact kinda meh, sorry. Tried to get something out so I could keep it movin.

@c3p-0h You are good to go.
If it were ever to come up, no, Ronken was not losing in a fight against a person half his size. Well, he at least wasn't losing a fair fight.

All the running, spinning, tripping, traipsing, and stumbling wasn't good for Ronken right now. While Happyroot gave you the warm and fuzzies and put a smile on your face it did, sadly, also easily cause nausea, vomiting, and motion sickness. He knew better than to do anything physical while on it. Sadly he didn't have much choice. Much to his displeasure, that hit to the gut had nearly caused him to lose his lunch.

He was running low on restraint. If the little turd wanted to keep making things hard he would just shove the letter down their throat.

"For hell's sake just take it!"

He let his anger loose at the paper once he grabbed it, crumpling it harshly.

There was a harsh flash of light and Ronken was brought to his knees. His eyes slammed shut and his hands his only support from crumpling to the floor. The Happyroot already made him tired, but this. It felt like someone poisoned him. His muscles ached, his mind was numbed, he felt as though he could fall asleep there and then.

In a haze he opened his eyes to.. a- small, flying, glowy person?

"The hell?" He breathed lowly, his voice hoarse and eyes now wide.

The little thing started talking a mile a minute. Ronken shifted away quickly, now sitting flat, and he said again slightly louder, "What the hell?!

The bug glowy person then zipped over to his new friend. Ronken took that moment to slowly stand back up, his feet unsure and legs shaking slightly.

The little thing mentioned something about a spook, which he would agree the bug had given him.

Then it went and said some lovely things about infection and breathing being bad.

Ronken wheezed a weak, "What?!" He then started mumbling various things; Glowy bugs, magic paper, bloody happyroot, why can't I breath, I don't like infections, should have stayed in bed.

Then a giant pillar of light flashed up into the sky, and Ronken stood frozen and slack jawed, he started silently at the tower of spooky light, before yelling out, "WHAT THE HELL?!"

He whirled around to Meryn and shouted at them, "What in the bloody bollocking hell piss is happening?!"
I am hurt @Mokley, nay, wounded. I thought we promised to inform eachother about our new RPs! :P

Haha, I am of course interested.
Granted! You kill all sentient life on the planet! (Including yourself.) This brings true unending peace to the world.

I wish for the skills and sweet costume of a professional wrestler.
Wasn't planning to, I felt me grabbing the paper was a good cut off point. Once I knew what was gonna happen I was gonna write Ronken's side of that post and then his reaction to whatever the rune does.

Unless the rune doesn't immediately activate I don't see what I can really add as of now. If it takes a sec Ronken could get closer to Meryn but beyond that not much.

I'm really just waiting to be blown to bits or turn into a newt or whatever :P
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