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    1. Oblivion666 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current So after being called in to go to work at 3 am..... I think my avatar is very accurate to my personality.
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10 yrs ago
GUISE LIKE THIS NOW! HURRY! WE HAVE NO TIME LEFT!
10 yrs ago
Guise ya nailed it on the last status, so how about ya like this one for.... wait for it..... NOT GETTING SHOT BY A ROBBER! YEAHHH I SURVIVED ='D
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10 yrs ago
Guise I have to prove to my mum I'm not a nerd, pls like dis for no reason to show I'm mad baller.
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10 yrs ago
Ya know stalkers, least you can do is say hi if you want to stalk me
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Im a male that contains so much joy that nothing can handle it..... So I say offensive jokes, and act aggressively for humor. I am not normally a man that acts on anger, unless ya really manage to grind my gears like a Klinklang. GET IT ITS A GEAR POKEMON :D! ....... I better hear some chuckles.

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But oh well. Enjoy the post with innuendos!!!
@Evil Snowman

You actually did write it XD
Actually they locked the door so you gotta edit too XD
DAMNIT JOEY NOW I GOTTA EDIT XD
Teiji watched the one girl apparently called Mio walk and run out which made Teiji blink confusingly as Katia started searching. "I'm a good runner. I could probably catch her you know...." Teiji said but with the foot steps vanishing it would probably be stupid to look for her now. Looking through the cabinets he saw his personal record which made him frown. "Is hostile to other people? Causes unnecessary violence? Bullies others?? I hate this place." Teiji said throwing his file on the ground then picked up Katia's. "I could learn all your dark secrets in one move..... But I'm nice so." Teiji said dropping it as well, and then pulled all the metal cabinets out so when he rammed those things over the drawers didn't fling out and trip them.

Sure enough there were knives, but these were more for oh shit I need to sue something quick, type of situation. So he grabbed the two and slid them into his pocket. Which was when she mentioned firecrackers. This made Teiji pick her up again and sit her down on the couch. "Let's not use loud sounding objects..... Oh my god I have a idea!" Teiji stated as he walked over to the wooden table. He looked at the long wooden legs and nodded. Gripping the table he arced his right foot back and then kicked the wooden leg right off the table and proceeded to do the same to another side. Dropping the table he picked up the two legs and walked over to the couch where he sat down and pulled out the knives. Looking at her he handed her one of the table legs, while he gripped the one leg he had. That was when he began carving the end of the table leg to give it a point end. So instead of ramming things with a cabinet, he could ram them with a make shift wooden spear. He smiled to himself feeling pretty proud of what he did. "Now it's your turn." Teiji said as he scooted closer. "Now make sure you give it good powerful strokes. Just not too powerful, you don't want to break the tip now. So just like this." He said holding her hand with the knife and helped her do a few strokes. He then smiled and gave her a thumbs up as he stood and walked over to Anselma, who came in earlier, but was ignored by Teiji for a few second since he had to do his plan. He then handed her a knife as he picked the table back up and kicked another leg off before handing it to her, and making her sit down. He agve another thumbs up and went over to the door and listened for anymore sounds.

He then looked over at Katia and shook his head. "No no, you are doing it wrong." Teiji said as he walked over and sat down next to her. "Come on now, I'll give you my personal tip, since you are a beginner I'll go easy. First you start a quarter of the way down, so just a little below the tip. And you slowly bring it up and then right back down and up and down. Of course with how things are, slow just won't cut it. So what are you waiting for? Faster! Fatser! Be a little more rough, come on now! Move your arms not just your hands!! Come on Katia you got to go even faster! You say those hands of yours are good so you better show me! I want to see you sweat! Come onnnn you are almost there!!! Yessss! Yesssss! Yessss!!!"
@Deadnaut

Little my butt ya got four peeps XD
Im just a little bit away from yall XD Un;less you want teiji ripping his shirt off to "check" for wounds.
@Evil Snowman

Posted ya pervy duck
He.... was ignored... This really just pissed off Teiji even more. This man was more annoyed by Kazuto yawning than Teiji saying some pretty horrible things?!? Oh this principal can just go fucking die. Teiji crossed his arm as he grit his teeth, when like a sudden right hook the assistant came crawling out.... dead. And then the principal tried to calm everyone only to die.....Okay he was fucking joking about dying. So of course more dead student came in and just like that mad chaos happened. Of course these assholes still avoided him as well, which made him groan in annoyance as he ran over to Katia and who he could assume was her friend from the picture he saw earlier. "So Katia and... Miki? Looks like lunch will have to happen later. For now however!" Teiji stated picking both of them up and over his shoulders. "Now we play ditch class, because hell." Teiji said easily carrying both of their light frames and took off in a sprint. And what he assumed was a dead student only for reason such as gray skin, limping.... Part of his neck missing, and since they were coming right at him Teiji scoffed and kicked out the dead students legs and then stomped on its skull with his right foot. Its blood sprayed across the floor and doing this for once actually made him feel like a monster. Yet he shook his head and charged right out of the auditorium and down the hallway. Since he was in soccer he had no trouble out running most people. He eventually came to a mostly empty hallway, still ringing with screams though. They were outside the teachers lounge, which Teiji placed the two girls down and opened the door right up without caring. "Hey some people had to have brought knives to school right? So teachers had to have confiscated that shit right?" Teiji asked looking at them before walking over to a metal cabinet. "If not I could always swing this at those dead freaks."
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