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Hey everyone! I hope you're all doing awesome and have an awesome week!

The restaurant scene is something, huh? |D Gordon's fantastic and the things Rex has in mind for Crispin is just lol great. I've really loved everyone's posts, so awesome omg!







Los Paraisos: Hell’s Kitchen Restaurant

Once Don and Cid’s heartfelt reunion had concluded, it didn’t take long for the large group to settle down at a table and have their drinks ordered and delivered. Each of the Pride were mesmerised in their own way at the glamorous and stunning décor of the restaurant, marvelling at how tasteful and refined it all looked, knowing no doubt that the food must have been just as divine, too. For some, like Estelle, it was all a bit too much and overwhelming. It was too posh, far too out of her league for her to dine at a place like this… until the shouting began.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS?! THERE'S SO MUCH OIL ON THIS PEOPLE WANT TO INVADE IT!!!""

"CRISPIN! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE, YOU NEWBIE FUCK! THIS MEAL IS SO UNFINISHED THAT EB SPORTS TRIED TO PUBLISH IT!"

“WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKIN’ COOK IT-”


Plates were smashed and food was thrown all over the place. In one section of the restaurant’s walls there was a partition where a counter for the completed food was to be placed for waiters such as Cid to take and carry to their patrons. It offered customers a ringside seat at the entertainment unfolding within from the chefs doing their utmost best to work and cook… as well as a front row view to the antics going on inside. They could hear the head chef quite clearly, even if he hadn’t stepped into view yet, but they most certainly could see pieces of meat and vegetables flying from one side to the other- one even hitting a chef in the back of the head.

Estelle quietly sipped her orange juice, not sure what to make of the whole thing. Impressed? Horrified? She didn’t know… but she was definitely a lot less nervous and on edge at being somewhere far too refined for her to dine at. She looked across the table, and suddenly jolted once she saw Josette’s blissful expression, her eyes closed, soaking in the atmosphere and sound. Estelle finally understood why this was Josette’s favourite restaurant. It was probably one of the few places on the resort where she truly felt peaceful and content.

Marcus meanwhile quietly sipped his tea as the others looked over their menus, placing orders for starters as well as contemplate their mains, and questions were quickly directed Josette’s way regarding the topic of missing women. Marcus simply observed in silence, noting all the details as best he could. Don, who sat next to him, looked at the menu with a furrowed brow. He couldn’t understand a single thing written on it, and the scant few pictures on there didn’t offer any help at all. But Don finally felt peaceful and relaxed once he realised it didn’t matter – because his good bro Cid knew exactly what to order for his Big Bro. What a guy.

Thunderhawk’s hand, clasping the glass of water in front of him, started to shake again. He felt like he needed a drink.

“Mysterious female disappearances?” Josette repeated, after taking a big slurpful of her smoothie. “So that’s what your mission is, huh? Hehe…” A sly grin crept up her lips, before it cooled down and returned to one more serious. “Yeah… tell you the truth, I know something about that…”

“You do?” Estelle replied, incredulous at one of the Capuello family actually knowing something that could be considered helpful.

“Yeah. Well… I don’t know too much, but… I started working here about three months ago. When I first started I was being trained by a nice girl called Alicia. I didn’t really get to know her that well, but she helped me settle down and at the casino. She seemed really happy to be working and living here… and then one day she left a note saying she was sick and never came back again,” Josette replied, a sad expression clouding her features. “It sucked… and it also didn’t feel right. I went to my bosses a week later and asked about it, and they told me Alicia quit and went home, but that didn’t sound right to me. Los Paraisos was her home… but again, I didn’t know her well… and that’s all I managed to learn. Whenever I tried to talk about to anyone else, they either didn’t know anything or told me not to ask questions.”

"Mm. I can't say for sure, but it seems like there's some kind of cover-up happening here. I could be wrong... In fact, I'd like to be wrong, but..." Was what Selan had said, and Marcus and Thunderhawk, who looked to the songstress, agreed in silence. Even if the resort was large and the number of missing women low, the response to this didn’t feel right at all… especially the way in which people either seemed to know nothing, or just didn’t want to talk about it fullstop. But why?

“I did a bit of digging around after that, though,” Josette continued. “I asked some questions… got a bit of information but other then that, nothing, so… I guess I just had to let it go.”

“Information?” Marcus pressed.

“Yeah. Apparently something all these women who went missing had in common was they had gone to a certain three nightclubs sometime. It might have something to do with it, or not at all. So I went and checked it out. Didn’t find anything though… but the music and drinks are bitchin’!”

“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS? YOU, YOU AND YOU. OVER HERE!”

“Yes, Chef?”

More shouting came from the kitchen, and as the Pride turned to look, they could finally see the source of the shouting appear, screaming at three timid looking chefs, holding a crab swaying from side to side, clapping its pincers.



“WHAT IS THIS?”

The three chefs looked to each other but said nothing.

“I SAID WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS?”

“A crab, Chef.”

“I KNOW IT’S A FUCKING CRAB, I HAVE EYES! WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL MOVING? THIS CRAB IS SO UNDERCOOKED IT’S STILL SINGING “UNDER THE FUCKING SEA!”” The Head Chef swung his foot out and booted one of the kitchen’s bins, sending it somersaulting through the air and crashing into a long slide along the floor, debris of undercooked and charred meat and vegetables spilling everywhere. “GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN NOW YOU DONKEYS!”

“Yes Chef!” The three chefs all ran away, an airborne crab sailing after them.

“You know, we should go clubbing sometime.” Josette’s eyes flickered to Estelle, Lisette, Xandra, Aria and Selan. “Girls’ night out!”



“Here are your starters, bros!” Cid returned, carrying stacked trays upon trays and once more effortlessly sliding them across the table just in place for everyone who had ordered one. “Anyone want to order their mains now too? Or want more drinks?”
Hahaha yes @ meerkat head popping XD

This is a normal day for Don and his bros!

Golden Retrievers <3 Dylan can now safely join the ranks of Don's bros!! 8D

Moira's siblings is one of my favourite injokes of the rp and I have so much ridiculous fun with that. All of them are based on real people/characters that are quite popular in uk television. Del Dennis was based on on Del Trotter from the classic Only Fools and Horses. Gordon's quite obvious. Buns hinted at a lot more other siblings too before... huehuehue... who are they? ;D
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IT'S AN OTTAAAAAH

Post is up! If Buns or Rex wants to post next and describe the restaurant, seeing as I know they have some ideas for it, that'd be awesome. THis scene shouldn't last too long, and after that we'll have a timeskip to the next morning. But before that... FOOD.

FOOD AND THIS



Los Paraisos: Pellagio Lobby: Casino Entrance

Thunderhawk’s disbelief and fatigue only started to mount and mount. They had only been here less then a day and already they had caused a scene like this? Damnit, the last time this happened he had been deranked. Fortunately that annoying bitch Marise wasn’t around otherwise she might have tried to do so again, but seriously… what was wrong with this woman that she couldn’t control herself at all?! Did she want them to all get kicked out of this hotel, or what?!

"I WAS NOT UPSET!" Moira bellowed. "I was fucking pissed! The asshole was gloating! Gloating!!! The game had to be fixed or somethin', everybody was winning except me! And he wouldn't stop fuckin' gloating, just gloating and rubbing it in my face! So I lost it, alright! I lost it!"

"She... she flipped a table...” Syed explained. "One of those roulette ones. Well, more like threw across the room."

She ripped out a roulette table and threw it across the room?! By the gods! Thunderhawk wasn’t surprised or impressed by Moira’s strength, he knew that well enough, but more then that what amazed him was how legendary her stupidity was. She flipped a table because she lost? It was a casino! More likely then not the odds were you were going to lose. That doesn’t mean destroying the place!

"Is there anything we can do to repay you?" Syed apologetically asked the security guards, who stood with their arms folded, guarding the way into the casino.

"Can we repay you in gald, or services perhaps? It won't be happening again." Xan added, wanting to help resolve the situation in anyway they could. However, she was cut short by Thunderhawk’s hand falling on her shoulder, and a silent shake of the head from him. She shouldn’t need to be doing anything to make amends for Moira’s mistake, only herself. He scowled towards her again, saying nothing but making his disapproval evidently clear.

“No need.” One of the security guards replied, shaking his head. “The costs have been taken care of. We just need you off the casino grounds immediately. DON’T. come back.”

The foursome looked at the menagerie of guards and then each other. They didn’t exactly know what they meant by the costs having been taken care of, but so long as it was…

“You. With me. Now.” Thunderhawk pointed at Moira, turning and then ascending the rest of the stairs back to the lobby. Syed and Xan cautiously followed, whilst Moira… Moira stomped up. She was still just as livid as before, and if he wanted to pick a fight with her then fucking bring it!!
Los Paraisos: Pellagio Hotel

Safely back on the ground floor, in the grand hotel’s bustling lobby floor, Thunderhawk sighed as Moira, Syed and Xandra caught up. Moira marched right towards him, her own finger raised, ready to sharply counter anything the ranger might shout at her with a sharp fist. He needed to say one word… only one word…!

“Where are the others?” Thunderhawk asked, deflating Moira’s expectations completely.

“Huh?”

“Still back in the casino…” Syed replied sheepishly.

Thunderhawk sighed and scratched the back of his head. “Damnit… I wanted to spend some time in there before our meeting and now it looks like I’m screwed. At the least, I could have gone down there and tried to find everyone so we could probably start this early…”

“Start what early?” A drawled voice asked from behind the group. As Syed and Xandra parted and turned, Thunderhawk, and the voice’s owner could now see each other, and both of them suddenly stood on edge. Amy folded her arms in disinterested disgust. “Oh. It’s you.”




“THUNDERJERK!!” Estelle screamed across the lobby, rudely pointing towards him. “What’re you doing here? Isn’t it early?”

“My name… is not… Thunderjerk…” The ranger’s brow twitched as a frightening scowl creased his features.

“Yup! It’s Chirps!” Aria added with a giggle.

Thunderhawk didn’t even dignify that with a reply. He just looked to her with venom.

“We met Miss Amy as we were leaving!” Lisette helped explain to the confused expressions offered from Syed and Xandra. She then slowly turned to Moira, and looked at her in confusion. “Miss Moira, what was this about you flipping a table…?”

“Yeah, what was that all about?” Estelle added with astonishment and awe.

“Well, this is half of everyone. Where’s the rest?” Thunderhawk decided to ignore the questions. “If we can find everyone then we can start things now instead of waiting… are they still in the casino?”

“Amy said she overheard everyone say they were going for ice cream at the shop next door,” Marcus answered with a polite smile. “They must have used one of exits that lead out into the street if you didn’t see them? I think everyone else should be there.”

“Okay. Okay. Then let’s go get them, I’m not waiting around now with nothing to do now that I’m not allowed in the casino.” Another angry stare was projected at Moira. “One last thing, though… who the heck are you?”



“Huh? Me? You got a problem or something?” Josette shot back, one hand on her hip and a half interested expression thrown back towards Thunderhawk. So far she had gotten on well with making friends with Lisette and Dylan, and normally Josette could be quite a pleasant person. But Thunderhawk’s arrogant and dismissive tone of voice had set them off on the wrong foot. A wrong foot that would probably never be righted. “I’m Josette Capuello. I got invited to tag along with you guys for dinner.” She folded her arms and looked away. “Your friends said you’d need *my* help.”

“Your help?” Thunderhawk replied. Looking past the annoyance of being joined by another young brat with attitude… he didn’t understand the response at first. Until he started thinking about it and then, turning to Marcus (the only person out of the group whom he had any respect towards simply because he mostly kept silent). “She know something?”

“Josette’s been working here for a few months, so it’s possible she might know something.” Marcus replied with a smile and a nod. “Plus, she’s also…”

“…also? Wait. Wait. Josette Capuello? Why does… why does that name sound familiar…?” Thunderhawk suddenly started musing to himself.

Josette’s brow raised up in interest. “You know of me? Er… why do you know of me? You’re not a stalker, are you?”

“She’s Don’s sister.” Estelle explained, cutting to the chase and beginning to walk forwards, leading the group to the ice cream shop in order to gather everyone else. They slowly started to follow, Thunderhawk rooted to the spot.

She… she was the idiot’s sister?!

Then that meant the idiot was here as well?! He hadn’t seen him with them earlier, so he just thought and hoped something bad had happened like him being arrested, but… but he was here as well…?!?
“PIG BRO!”



Los Paraisos: Ice Cream Parlour

Don raced out of the ice cream shop, tackling Thunderhawk and gripping him into an unbreakable manly hug as the rest of the Pride exited the ice cream shop, slurping their ice creams with content.

“Pig bro, huh?” Aria tittered. She could only wonder how he got that nickname.

“IT’S BEEN SO LONG, BRO! I MISSED YOU! WHERE DID YOU GO? WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL OR WRI- oh. Oops. Sorry bro.” Don broke free of the embrace, taking a step back to look at the unfortunate mess dripping down Thunderhawk’s suit where Don had splattered his ice cream against. “I can… I can clean that up.”

Thunderhawk couldn’t say anything.

First the idiot’s sister. Then the idiot himself. He knew where this was going. He just knew it!
“Welcome, bros, to the Hell’s Kitchen!! How may we serve you all today? Oh! Hello Big Sis!!”





Los Paraisos: Hell’s Kitchen Restaurant

The waiter greeted everyone as they walked in with a glamorous smile and wave, before being taken aback with excitement as she saw Josette stroll forward at the front of the group.

“This is the restaurant you were talking about?” Estelle eyed the joint up. “Looks pretty classy!”

“Yeah, the food here’s really good and it’s not badly priced either! Thankfully Cid here’s only a waiter and not a chef otherwise it’d be terrible.” Josette explained with a laugh.

“B-b-big Sis! That’s not a nice thing to say! Anyway! Pl-please, follow me, I’ll show you to a table and- oh my gods. Is that… is that…?!”

Walking in through the door behind everyone else, depressed at both the loss of his winnings and ice cream, still trying to wipe the ice cream off Thunderhawk’s suit (much to the annoyance and swiping away of his hand by Thunderhawk’s own) sauntered in Don himself. The man, gloomy and downcast, suddenly looked up, his eyes locking with that of the man he hadn’t seen in months. Tears of jubilation streaked down his cheeks, as he raced forwards, both men gripping each other in a powerful hug.

“BRO!!!!”

Across the island, twenty men, including Jerry and Clive, suddenly lifted their heads up, as if hearing a silent call that only they could hear.

Thunderhawk’s brow twitched again. He knew it. It wasn’t just the idiot or his sister on Los Paraisos. It was the whole damn family.

He had died and gone to hell.
Writing a post now :)
Oh, my post might take a while to write. If you want to post now Fox, go ahead :)

Lucien and Xan are awesome animals <3 Who was surprised at Lucien's? |D

I'm trying to think what animals would fit Trent and Josette. I like the idea of Josette being a dog like Don but what would be a good fit? Huskey? And what's annoying enough to be Trent? I want to say a donkey, but... maybe a Woodpecker?

Also Pach realises he needs a character that resembles an otter. OTTERS ARE THE CUTEST THINGS. THEY GO TO SLEEP HOLDING EACH OTHER'S HANDS GJDNAJKHHKJ
Heya Tae! Yay for PS4 :D (and o.O @ everybody going outside, lol) Outlast does start off pretty scary but you'll get used to it quite quickly. ^_^ I finished it, was a good game. Fuck one part halfway through though that you'll know what I mean when you get there... >.>; Does this mean you have PS+? If so, I recommend going onto the Sony Entertainment Network and logging on and 'buying' the free PS+ games that are out for PS3 and Vita too, just in case you ever buy them later as well (for P5 and... idk, but Vita's a sweet machine :3) since it'd give you a nice games backlog if you ever do! And the online SEN store is pretty nice since you can buy things without it instantly downloading like it does on the consoles D|

How was the FFXIV beta for PS4? I never tried it. Is the PS4 ver going to be subscription too? :s

After Tae posts I'll do a post to move things along and regroup everyone together for restaurant shenanigans and after the scene there, we'll timeskip ahead to the next morning after the crazy events of last night with our characters asking "...what happened?"



I always pictured Selan as a swan (just perfect, right?) and Aria as a blackbird, but not Lisette as that. And... it's actually perfect.

Also Kapi is a fine cow. :3

Oh actually I found a better real life one for Estelle atm

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