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    1. Peaceless 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Hello, status reader! Yes, you! Have a great day, y'hear!
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10 yrs ago
I wonder if this place would ever run a proper Play By Post with dice rolls and whatnot.
11 yrs ago
The average life expectancy of RPs here leave something to be desired.
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11 yrs ago
Ah yes, looking up words in Google Translate. Used an actual paperback dictionary back in the day, but still - looks like I'm back in the saddle.
11 yrs ago
It's not the size of the brain that counts, it's how you wield it

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@Muffinator While I very much enjoy reading the IC, I must extend my worry towards the update you posted before everyone, including myself, had a chance to put in an introduction post.

Does this mean this story requires posting more frequently than once per day?
@Peaceless I imagine Klump looking something like this?


Ho yea. You're right on the money.

...But didn't you say no pictures?
FIRST!

Interested.
I'm still here, yeah.
So, is this dead?

@Sunbather
A cringe of disbelief and disappointment spread all over William's pudgy face. "...Seriously. Ya'all's seriously doing this?" He threw up his hands again. A certain imbalance made him look at his right hand, where the "glove" resided. He pursed his lips, his mind racing as he turned the device this way and that in front of him. He could feel his inner kid, beating against the back of his eyes, trying to smash the wall of logic that kept him away from William's thoughts.

At that moment, he began to realize how scared he was. There was infinite darkness in all directions, a weird device was forced onto his hand, his friends were wearing some kind of weird teleporting cosplay, and he didn't even call his mom to say goodnight... At least he wasn't hungry. Which only made things weirder.

The red button. What would happen to him? Which would be the game that would inspire his weird equipment? He knew which game he wanted it to be, but that was impossible, wasn't it? "Fine. Screw you guys, I'm saying I told you so in advance. My death is on you, and I choose to be buried with my PC." He spat right before smashing his fist into the red button.

A glow appeared underneath the fat teenager's clothes, stronger by the second, until he looked like a giant jack-o-lantern. A hum accompanied the glow - a strange high-pitched sound, like a boiling kettle, that made everyone uneasy. And while he looked at his hands, both terrified and curious, he seemed to inflate, as if by the light and sound. A few seconds of this, and the effect abruptly disappeared.

"Well, I guess nothing-"

HALLELUJAH


A great explosion shook the silence. And on the smoking remains of what once was William, stood a large, fleshy, disgusting creature, about half of William's height and with a gigantic face. It blinked at its surroundings, then shook a meaty fingerless hand that hung on thin air.

HELLO A sound effect more than a voice came from its mouth. It blinked in surprise, then looked at its floating hands. The innocent expression slowly turned to horror.

OH NO!
"Navi?!" Will stepped forward to appraise the weird digital construct."Yeah, no. How about PDANAK? Or, like, Padonk. Heh. Podonok. Hehehehe..." He paused to appreciate his impressive wit that allowed him to use a new russian curse word he learned online just last week.

But the door quickly soured his mood. He lunged in its direction and pulled on David's shoulder. "Look, uh, look man..." He was taken aback by David's sudden intimidating appearance. Was it even David anymore? "Um, this is obviously a trap, and I planned a single all-nighter for this. Why the hell are you cooperating?"
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