Avatar of R31GN
  • Last Seen: 7 yrs ago
  • Joined: 8 yrs ago
  • Posts: 266 (0.09 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. R31GN 8 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current "You don't get be surprised then" -Eso, 2016
8 yrs ago
Don't forget the golden rule of comedy, everyone. Random =/= Funny.
3 likes
8 yrs ago
Instant demonic didgeridoo -SH4DOW 2K16

Bio

Heyo! So I'm R31GN, a nickname I picked up when a director fucked up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of shit? Stopped that after a dickload of drama (Fuck you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a prick.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.

As such, I exclusively deal in Advanced nowadays, though I might be tempted into High-Casual. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.

I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.

I dig gritty shit, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy shit.

I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.

I don't do 1X1 shit, not since the Dark Island incident tm.

I sexually identify as Tucker from Red vs Blue, my pronouns are Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself

Most Recent Posts



Though Jesse would've loved to stay and brutalize the rest of the rioters -something about strangling the life from a mans throat was extremely exhilarating to him -Mr. White was right. Jesse was damn good, but he wasn't that good, so he chose to fall back like the rest. Even as his future partners in "crime" fought off dregs of the prisoners, Jesse began moving away from the orgy of orange that threatened to overtake the motley crew of would-be-escapees. While he made a quick and careful strut away, Mr. White set a much quicker pace that Jesse was all too loathe to follow. Though he had kept himself fit out of boredom, a morning jog was not on his bucket list.

Jesse regretted his slower pace as he felt a hand heavily grip his shoulder. Not hesitating, he dipped backwards, delivering his elbow directly into the face of his attempted assaulter. He turned to finish off the failed combatant, only to stop when he recognized the face. "Holy shit, it's been too long, asshole! Jesse exclaimed, putting a name to the bloodied face. "Hey, remember that time you tried to kill me with a deck of cards and a TV?" He shouted above the din, kicking the man back into the crowd of rioters. "Yeah, so do I." He said in a more grim tone, turning to sprint away from the ever nearing wave. He managed to make some good distance and almost catch up to Mr. White, by some miracle of luck, though he was still a few solid paces behind. As he rushed through the guarded door, he could feel it slamming shut just behind him.

Jesse laughed slightly, bending over to catch his breath. What started as a light chuckle slowly grew to a cackle, then to full fledged bellowing laughter that racked his body and left him curled up on the floor. He stayed that way for a good few seconds before regaining his composure, and stumbling to his feet to follow the others into their new home -The Gladius. As he boarded the ship, he stretched out his arms wide, taking in a deep breath. This ship marked a new start -freedom, with a small caveat. A very small, very explosive caveat, inside his brain. Jesse did his best to not think about that last part.

Noting Callums haste to get the ship moving, Jesse gladly took his time meandering to find the first, most important thing he had heard Mr. White mention -weaponry and armor. Surely enough, some searching revealed an armory aboard the ship. "Goddamn if I'm not going to be armed as long as I'm on board with these jackholes." He thought to himself as he entered the armory. Most notable in the armory were crates labeled with the names of the inmates stacked inside the armory, which Jesse made a beeline for. Very carefully, he moved aside a crate labelled 'Scarleth "Ruby Red" Pevensey', to find his own name on the crate beneath.

Jesse's smile already wide, only grew wider as he cracked open his crate. Inside lied a suit, his guns, and more personal effects. Jesse quickly stripped from his bright orange jumpsuit, neither taking note of nor caring for his own indecency. Being locked in a moon jail with little to no entertainment gives one plenty of time to work on keeping in good form, and goddamn if Jesse hadn't used that time well. Taking his own sweet time, he squeezed the best he could into his old suit, which still fit surprisingly well. At each hip he holstered a Stallion revolver, and he stored two Pitbull pistols on his body -one in his boot, and one elsewhere. As soon as he was satisfied with his outfitting, Jesse exited the armory, storing the old jumpsuit in the crate which he pushed back into a corner.

Dressed to the nines now, in a light pink dress shirt and white suit, as well as armed and dangerous, Jesse felt better than he had in a long time. Was he trapped on a ship with seven assholes and an explosive implant in his head? Yeah. But, silver lining -he wasn't on that goddamned moon jail anymore. No better way to celebrate this than something inebriating, so Jesse began to stalk around the ship, hunting for the bar. As he walked, he pulled out his cards, and almost subconsciously shuffled the deck with elaborate flourishes in time with his movement.
ALRIGHT Monster post has finally been finished and posted, featuring great writing from @Aziraphale @Esoteric @KaiserElectric @R31GN and I! Please enjoy! And if any of you guys wanted to make corrections to the post before I posted, I'm really sorry, I just got really excited and impatient.


But Fiiiiiiire, I wasn't finished!
Kappa
Oh hey yeah I thought I already replied to that haha whoopsies. Yeah I'm here, just waiting up on some others to post before I do again.
<Snipped quote by R31GN>

<Snipped quote by R31GN>

<Snipped quote by R31GN>



; ^ )

Also, are we shipping Hackle now? Jacki? Jackrietta Dragonson?

Jesse smiled rather innocently at Callum's rebuttal. He was rather glad for Taka's comment, as he himself hadn't a response. The little pink thing was growing on him already. Before Jesse could prod more at Callum, hopefully earn him another whack or two with a shotgun, Hardying said his piece. "No need to speak like that, we still have other inmates to join us. Don't want to put them on edge with talk like that." Jesse raised an eyebrow at the comment, and looked around rather pointedly at the shotgun-armed guards, but said nothing.

"Don't stop the conversation for my sake, guys, please." Another inmate was walked in, another voice added to the mix. Jesse eyed him suspiciously, not recognizing the man. He smiled curtly, before extending a hand to the new entrance. A quick glance back at Callum made him rethink the decision, and he quickly retracted his cuffed hands before the recent introduction could take a hold.

"Name's One-Arm, I don't think I recognize you. That means you're either very good or very bad at what you do." Jesse said, making eye contact with Reeves for only the first couple words before getting bored and looking away. As if a staged entrance in a play, another convict entered, just on time.

"Okay, I'll start. My name is Henri and I'm an alcoholic." Jesse smirked, letting out a single syllable of a chuckle at the comment. Funny kid, with a rather unassuming face. But the name certainly rung a bell -what were the odds that there would be multiple young women by the name of Henri imprisoned at the LMSIF? Jesse turned his attention to her, leaning in close as he propped his chin on a table made of his interlaced fingers.

"Henri, eh? That wouldn't happen to be the Henrietta... Henrietta... Lawson, I wanna say. Was it Lawson? Something like that. Daughter of some Black Star asshole, yeah? Went by some dumbass name like 'The Mechanic'?" He rambled, resting back in his chair as though mulling over some happy memories. He never personally knew the kid, but he had been rather close in a far less benign sense. He remembered the incident rather clearly, something in the irony of it -Jesse had sent a hitman to take Henri, in the hopes to force some information out of The Mechanic. A fit of poetic justice, the hitman was stalking The Mechanic when his workshop exploded. Shrapnel took the hitman out of commission, seemingly one last 'fuck you' from The Mechanic. Of course, no one knew about the incident but the hitman and Jesse, and only one of the two wasn't in a shallow grave on an uninhabited moon.

“Welcome to the table, Mr. Maxamillian. I’m sure you’ll find your fellow inmates here good for some conversation, they’ve been quite talkative up until this point.” The Warden interrupted Jesse, much to his own dismay. His gaze shifted from Henri to the new entrance, who seemed all too interested in the floor.

"I’m sure they have, sir." Came the man's voice, after a quick clearing of the throat. A masked face, that Jesse certainly did not recognize. While Jesse was sure that he had a joke somewhere in his brain about the mask he wanted to make, he was far more interested in the new face walking in, a new species thrown into the mix as well. Five humans, a Novahn, some masked jackass of questionable race, and now this Lanun. At least Jesse was fairly sure it was a Lanun. Fifty-fifty odds on the guess, he figured.

"Come on guys, I said I didn't want a big party this year..." She said, following suit with just about every other inmate thus far. Jesse turned to her, and considered winking before he thought better of it. He couldn't tell just from looks what she was in for, but as it was stacking up so far, this room was filled with the worst of the worst -Jesse wasn't in the mood for the express Scarleth treatment from this one as well. Rather, he curtly nodded to her.

"Well, we splurged anyways. Brought out the shiniest toys, just for you, Princess." He said, an overly expressive sing-song tone sounding out. When Hardying spoke again, Jesse very quickly shut his own mouth. Being one of the most reputable gang leaders among the galaxy, one tends to learn to respect the man who has six shotguns at the ready while you're handcuffed. He took note of the absentee inmate, rather interested in that case. What could make this other arrival so special that he warrants a late entrance? Jesse tried not to dwell on it as he shifted his attention to the impressive Gabriel White, and his round of applause. "Goddamn, he almost looks as good as me. Hell, he looks better than me. I don't know whether to love him or hate him now." Jesse thought to himself, eyebrows climbing up his forehead in a futile attempt to integrate with his hairline.

If Jesse wasn't already full fledged grinning at the beginning of Mr. White's speech, he certainly was by the end. Callum's rather short-lived attempt at verbal mutiny only furthered that. Waiting a moment to ensure that Mr. White wasn't going to point to some hidden camera and reveal this all to be a twisted joke, Jesse spoke up. "Let me get this straight, Mr. White -can I call you Gabe? You just gathered up eight of the biggest assholes on this entire moon-jail, and you're going to give us a ship, armor, guns, freedom, and more importanly booze -all with no supervision? I know you Fed guys are supposed to be dumb, but come on! Tell me you see the problem with that plan, cupcake." Jesse said, leaning forward. "What's the catch? This shit always comes with some fine print, hidden terms and conditions, whatever. Save me the suspense, what is gonna bite us in the ass when we say yes?"

*AHEM*


Looking into the cell of Prisoner Number 9666, one might forget they were looking into the cell of notorious gang leader, vigilante, and general nuisance, The One-Armed Bandit. The cell itself had been kept pristine, not a spot to be seen, everything arranged nicely. Well, as nicely as nailed-down furniture could be arranged. The prisoner himself seemed to never move of his own accord, always sitting statuesque at the desk, a soft pencil scribbling almost absently away at a pad of paper. Though common sense and protocol would've forbidden him even having these objects, money trading hands behind the scenes convinced the guards to allow the transgression.

Though The One-Armed Bandit's hair was trimmed to protocol lengths, a lack of product in space-jail left it looking messier than he'd like. A five o-clock shadow accented his features just slightly, making his concerned scowl look that much more intense. His eyebrows danced up and down on his forehead in contemplation as he paused momentarily from his writing, distracted by a steady rhythm beating closer and closer through the hall. When the heavy thudding of a guard's footsteps stopped just at his cell, Jesse looked up from his paper, curiosity sparkling in his eyes.

"You know the drill, 9666. Hands out behind you, no sudden movements." Came an unenthusiastic voice, holding out a pair of handcuffs. Jesse complied, and the guard lowered the forcefield to lock the prisoner down.

"You know the drill as well, Davis. My name is Jesse, I'd hope after all this time we're close enough to be on a first name basis." He frowned as the tight metal of the handcuffs clamped down with a loud click. Jesse flexed, testing his range of movement in the handcuffs, before looking the guard in the eyes. "What, no fuzzy handcuffs?" He asked in a deadpan voice, eyes sternly staring at the guard before the facade was broken by a cackle of a laugh.

The guard responded only by rolling his eyes and motioning for the prisoner to get moving. Jesse was lead throughout the winding halls for far longer than he would've liked -the nigh-identical hallways seemed neverending, monochrome paint on the walls only interrupted by the colorful string of curses flung by the wildly different array of prisoners he passed. Some shouted because they supported Jesse, and were afraid he might be taken to the 'chopping block', so to speak. Some because they were against Jesse, and very much wanted what the others feared. Jesse himself had no idea of his fate, but had an overwhelmingly positive feeling.

After the first turn, Jesse began prodding verbally at the lone guard with which he walked.

"Pablo."

"Nope."

"Paco."

"Nope."

"Palmer?"

"Nope."

"Pam?"

"...Nope."

"What? Pam can be a very masculine name."

"We're here." The guard said, a very slightly annoyed tone.

"I'm more than halfway through the alphabet, Davis. I'll get your name one of these days." Jesse said in a mock disgruntled voice before being pushed not-so-gently through a doorway, into a room he hadn't seen before. The table and chairs before him didn't catch his attention quite as much as the guards armed with shotguns lining the walls. His left eye lingered by each guard, special software within the eye marking each guard with a red angry face that hovered just by their head when he looked at them. He then turned to the far end of the table. Though the men in business suits were unknown to him, the man in between the two was all too well known by Jesse, and marked by the same red angry face -this one wearing a crown. The warden, a harsh man by the name of Hardying.

Jesse stretched out, contorting his body in order to maneuver his cuffed hands to the front of his body rather than the back. He looked at the other two already seated before him at the table. One face he recognized very well -Callum Bowman, Pirate King. The head honcho of the gang Jesse had devoted so much sweat, blood, and money to taking down. Fourty-two times, Jesse had attempted assassinations on the man, and each of which was foiled. Next to the pirate king sat a pretty face that rang a bell in Jesse's memory, though far less personally than Callum's. Perhaps a face that had come up when he was combing through the scum of the galaxy for a suitable assassin to hire?

He smiled at the two as he was instructed to sit, his artificial eye marking Callum with the words "Pirate King", and the woman with "Sexy Assassin(?)". Voice low, he leaned in close to Callum. "Huge fan of your work." He said, extending a hand to shake. The motion ruffled the fabric of his sleeve, pulling it back just enough to bare the first few inches of his wrist. Amidst the chaotic sleeve of tattoos apparent on the flesh was the Black Stars emblem with a bright pink cross drawn through it, along with a list of similarly colored tally marks numbering somewhere in the neighborhood of forty.
Okay, since I'm not really busy tonight, I'll toss up a post. Now is the moment to decide whether or not Jackie survives, cause if you don't say anything now it'll be a bit too late. Me personally, I'm all for killing Jackie. Any and all opposed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
@R31GN Not right now. If I did my math right then we have 3 new people making characters, plus Firecracker. That'd bring us to eight people which is exactly what I want. When we reach that then I may consider allowing second characters for people fully able to handle them.


Gotcha, boss
@Heat @Firecracker_
So, question of the day is, would y'all be okay with me making/playing a second character in this?
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet