Raxacoricofallapatorius

Crush my dreams!

They are all granted, but all of the conditions specified by everyone in this thread also come true.

It's fixed. No bullshit. No problems. It's fixed. BUT you lost your license in a DUI accident.

@BrobyDDark

I'd be interested to know how that happened, especially since I can't even buy alcohol.

I wish I lived in New Zealand where nothing ever happens and there are more sheep than humans.

Crush my dreams!

It does, but you have to feed it and take care of it for the rest of your life.

I wish my car was fixed.

Reboot - Prized Bride

@Obscene Symphony Just react to the things most relevant to your character and don't worry too much about everything else going on in the background.

What is cosplay?

I'll help you learn how to smoke.

Sort of.

@Awson

I never expected to receive such an outpouring of support for learning something I consider to be a bad habit. You guys are the best.

What is cosplay?

Good advice I suppose. Thanks.

Starfire

All these pirates, they seem to be brothers? xD

Anyone play Binding of Isaac?

My sister plays it a ton. I tried once. Didn't like it. I don't like level games.

Once again, my short story collection is free on Amazon

I like weird stuff.

Ugh, what is this?

Welcome back, Ace.

*screaming*

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It's okay, I found this and now I feel better.

@Larfleeze

Not a cat video but whatever floats your goat.