Raxacoricofallapatorius

Useless Advice

I'm kinda pissed that I can't eat a lot of chocolate without getting fat. Any advice?

@TommyToledo

Get fat by eating other kinds of foods and then you won't feel bad because it wasn't the chocolate that made you fat in the first place.

I just ate maggoty bread.

@Awson I feel like this is either a reference or a desperate, malnourished call for help from your dismal (but wifi-capable) cell in the Gulag. Please confirm.

I don't think Spam would make the best rescue team, but we'll see what we can do. And when we freeze to death they might make a movie out of it.

@Antarctic Termite

It's a LOTR reference duh.

Useless Advice

I am dating a walnut. What do I do?

@Vilageidiotx

If you two are in a committed relationship I don't see a problem with it.

Could we please get rid of the math.

Okay, let's go back down to basic algebra.

6x+7y=9
y=3

Solve for x.

@Nilesapa

x=-2

If that's wrong it's because I did it in my head and hoped for the best.

Closed.

@HushedWhispers

I figured there would be lots of parties over the course of the RP, both high-class and more casual house parties, so I didn't feel like I'd be stealing too much thunder by throwing that out there.

Raquel can totally be in on it though, maybe she even helped plan it (since it was probably planned a few months ahead of time). Everyone can be as involved as they want, the more the merrier :D

The Sizes of Imaginary Libraries - Adventures in Stoichiometry

That's pretty big.

Rip and tear your guts!

I just ate zucchini bread

It was delicious. There were chocolate chips in it.

Could we please get rid of the math.

Closed.

Gonna be a rad party tonight, jussayin'.

If you're not invited you should sneak in anyway.