Hello everybody my name's is Dioxit, you can call me Dio, mono and so on.
Me, pretending to be you: "You were expecting some other scrub, but it was me, Dio!!!"
Me: Let all the most terrible puns and memes ensue.
Edit:
You: ...Weirdo
Me: Yep.

Hello everybody my name's is Dioxit, you can call me Dio, mono and so on.