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Etcetera said
But that's boooooriiiiing.

Simple isn't always boring, my friend. Boars are boring, because boars are such a bore.

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Etcetera said
I don't want to die, man.

*Transforms, and breathes a heavy sigh of relief*
Wow... Almost forgot... I almost forgot what dudeliness is like.

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Etcetera said
Maybe you are boring. Embrace your inner self.

My inner self is the same as my outer self, actually. I'm not layered with personality. Just me.

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Etcetera said
David: Don't you dare. If my girlfriend sees it, she'll kill me. Anyway*Pushes a button*Tetroxyribonucleic Acid with a few other things mixed in.*A tube of blue liquid comes out from the side*Drink that and you'll be good to go.

Thanks!
*Stops before drinking it, looks at you, and thinks for a moment*
Mmm... Meh, nah. If you didn't just now perform such an awesome act of kindness, I'd do it just to mess with you.
*Drinks the blue liquid*

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Etcetera said
That sounds good, but it made no sense in context.

I didn't take the time to figure out what the banana was. There. Gosh, made me say it all boring-like.

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Etcetera said
David: Anyway, let's just put it into this machine and do what my old professors would call "plug and chug" the formula.*Inserts the test tube into a large device*

Thanks a bundle for helping me, David. Means a lot. And I'm holding back this really strange impulse to hug you right now... It's even nore awkward that I actually said that out loud.

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Etcetera said
Oh my gosh.

What? I may be good at math, but I really hardly ever put life's figurative twos together and figure out that it is life's figurative four.

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Etcetera said
David: Great!*Attaches a metal device to your arm that draws a tube of blood in one second*I knew this research would come in handy. So I see you can't handle the testosterone drop well either.

"Can't handle the testosterone drop well" is a huge overstatement... Then again, I may actually handle it well, but the amount of time it has been since it happened has just... It's been way too long.

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Etcetera said
*You appear in Myth Co.*David: Oh, hey! What can I do ya for? I'm sure Isis sent you.

I asked Isis to send me. I'll be honest, I'm going insane, so I've decided to ask for you to help me fix myself.

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Etcetera said
*Pulls an orange sticker out of a book and puts it on a wall*Tap that. One use, no return trip.

It's much appreciated. Oh, and Imma have a talk with your dad about where he's getting future-generation game consoles. I don't even have an Xbox One yet... Anyways, thanks again!
*Waves and taps the sticker*