AudaciousLegendBegins said
Oh, hey everyone! What's up? Hopefully I went out with a bang, a blitz, and a ratta tat tat. Anyway, even though I'm gone, don't despair, there'll be others out there. Just don't forget me! If Ma'at is around, I want you to know that I love you. To Isis: You're the best, sweetie, and you're going to do great things. To Toby: Organize your storage better; I almost had an OCD attack. To Techi: You owe me five bucks. To Sven: Strength is found in discipline, but without relaxation and fun, you'll never achieve a complete state. You're all the best, and I hope that through whatever I ended with, I changed the world and honored God. I hope to see most of you all here with me eventually. I really, really hope that there are still twitch plays going on, like twitch plays Pokemon. Have a great day, and an even better tomorrow, while I leave you with a song that I made at least twelve people promise they would play at my funeral.This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Myth CorporationsWe do what is rightbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake.You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.And Artifacts become a gunFor the people who are still alive.I'm not even angry.I'm being so sincere right now.Even though the world broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!Now these points of data make a beautiful line.And we're out of beta.We're releasing on time.So I'm GLaD. I got burned.Think of all the things we learnedfor the people who are still alive.Go ahead and leave me.I think I prefer to stay inside.Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.Maybe it's TechiTHAT WAS A JOKE.HAHA. FAT CHANCE.Anyway, this cake is great.It's so delicious and moist.Look at me still talkingwhen there's Science to do.When I look down there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I've experiments to run.There is research to be done.For the people who are still alive.And believe me I am still alive.I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.While you're dying I'll be still alive.And when you're dead I will be still alive.Still aliveStill alive.Have fantastic, long lives. I love you all.*The recording ends*
*Sits and plays the recording in my head over and over again*
Sven: *Stands up*