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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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notdeadyet said
The vast majority of the morning in humting was spent showing all the students howbto set up safe, simple traps, such as fox cages, and bird snares. These almost guaranteed that there would be no casualties the first day. 2 students had gone missing, but jeadmistress issabella took the oportunity to show students how tracking worked. She followed the broken sticks, crumpled leaves, and muddy shoe prints to the stream were the students were caught smootching, and assigned detention for ditching.



Nice.
notdeadyet said
"Well, you are only a day late. Today is the 15th day of 4th moon (fancy way lf saying april 15th around here). " the headmistress answered the first two questions, and just as she was about to inspect the body there was a bright flash, and he was suddenly staning. She squinted and her forearm rose before her face, but none the less, she had been flashed. "No i think he is alive" she said to the student. The tophated teacher spoke briefly and she responded accordingly. "Well, professor Allore, or Alphonse. Whichever you prefferre, scho ha started. Your class isnt scheduled until later today. Perhaps you should join me an some of our senior students for a hunting trip until then."


Hunting!
What are we going to be hunting?
MasterOfCheese said
Oh, by the way, I kind of want to know how tall all the characters are. I know most have their heights but not all.


I didn't write it but I'm 5'11 + a few extra inches for my top hat
Ah, she must have been a headmaster. Alhponse thought. He had heard a brief description, but the efficiency in which she resolved the situations was astounding. Well, what would you expect?
Before coming to the Academy for the Gifted, he had been told a few things about what to expect. He was told to expect snow, he was told that the student death toll was unusually high in the previous year and he was also told a little about the headmasters. He was told that one of them was a lion man with a vast array of lethal weaponry, one of them was an immortal huntress and the last one was a mysteriously immortal dark arts lady. The woman in front of him was probably the second by all descriptions.

That student though... He thought suddenly, following him with his eyes. He looks slightly unhinged... I guess I might check up on that later.
The tall rabbit must have been a new student here. Judging by the fact that he was as late as Alphonse and that he looked like he'd just woken up, a common factor in many students he'd come to teach over the years. He decided to worry about all that later, after all, the hunting class was already leaving and he didn't want to miss a chance to get to know the headmistress better. Oh, and hunting was always good too.
KatherinWinter said
Im bored. Who is in the demon study classroom?


It should be everyone except for the other teachers, the headmaster, Leo, Wirejack and Kayleb.
Ah, I screwed up. Alphonse reflected. Well, at least I’m here now.

Pain wasn’t exactly a new experience for him, but first time it happened he had stubbed a toe and at that point he had firmly resolved to never feel pain again. Now he’d felt 100 feet of downward force impacting on his back and now he remembered what his first pain was like. Passing out was a new experience for him too, because he’d never been able to pass out before because his body wasn’t prone to that kind of thing usually.

It had felt decidedly liberating; a few seconds of intense, unrivalled agony and then you stopped feeling it until you woke up. Maybe it would be nice to pass out once in a while. Actually, if he had to take enough pain to pass out every time he wanted to it would probably suck pretty badly.

I should go check if I made my body alright. He decided.

He silently focused on himself and ran a sort of diagnostic check on his physical form. As far as he could tell, he’d made his flesh correctly, his bones were in the correct place and he only had the organs he needed to use in the right places as well. None of it was damaged from the fall because any damage his body sustained was as if it was inflicted to pure light. He didn’t actually know how to make his body take damage, but he knew how to make it feel. He just had to add nerve clusters here and there, add the brain to process the input, and boom. Human being, ready to go.

After the first incident with the stubbed toe, he had been in intense pain and he really didn’t like it. He had researched pain and found that a part of the Hypothalamus governed it. He had immediately removed it and was satisfied when he could kick the wall as hard as he liked and only felt no pain.
He would remove that part of the brain again when he reformed himself after he checked his appearance. A handy part of his power was that he could see himself if he focused a little bit. He had a short checklist in his mind for this kind of thing.

Top hat? Check. Coat? Check. Scarf? Check. Aviators? Check. Wait, where’s my cane gone?

Looks like he’d forgotten to make his cane, but he supposed it would've been a few feet in the courtyard right about now.

Guess I’ll start…

He started to focus, and he imagined how he wanted to be in his mind.

I should probably stand up as well.

He added it to his mental image. He readied himself, and let his photons go. A few seconds and a flash of light later, he was back on his feet, pain sector removed, cane in hand and a satisfied smile on his face.

Excellent. Today might just end up being a good day.

Then he noticed the people. He didn’t notice before because he was focused on himself, but there was what appeared to be a tall rabbit obsessed guy, a woman clad in animal skins leading a group of hunters and every one of them was looking at him. That flash of light always did attract attention. With any other action being out of the question, he did what he always did, when first meeting new people in that manner.

“Greetings! My name is Alphonse Alloré, and I am the new teacher of defensive manoeuvres for this year. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”
MasterOfCheese said
Maybe you get supplementary lessons or something if you fail


I was going to give a detention, but level 1 detention with me would suck. My ability is to turn my photons into a physical form, so if my powers are nullified I'll just be light and no one will be able to see anything.
Maybe supplementary lessons isn't a bad idea.
I decided I'm going to have a test at the end of my first topic in defensive manoeuvres which will be Enemies 101 so y'all better pay attention in class
I don't know about medieval fantasy but thanks anyway
Did my intro now, it's also pretty long
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