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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Yeah, I planned on going human to add +2 to my charisma and then the guy GMing was going to let me have those so I was going to have 21 CHA which is a +5
I'm not exactly planning on multiclassing, just the stats I rolled are good for each class I stated sorta

I rolled 9 STR, 14 DEX, 8 CON, 17 INT, 13 WIS, 15 CHA

I could be a wizard but I don't like doing magic that much in Pathfinder really (even though I play a sorcerer in another pathfinder)

And the aviators thing is a stupid thing which I just thought would be funny to have. In the Pathfinder I was going to use them for they were going to give me +4 charisma and I was going to be a bard.
I'm also interested as well!

I have a great idea for a bombastic bard/fighter/rogue/eventual duelist

He has a bugle that plays all music but bugle music and he wears aviators and a top hat

I rolled stats for him a while ago and I want to use them if you don't mind
On a weird note,

For an anniversary, we should have a kind of episode where everyone gets genderbent in their sleep

If we last that long that is
"Ah, damn it." Alto said. "There goes my secrety secrets."

Did that government guy really have to spill the beans? Where was he getting that information from anyway and why hadn't he gotten it earlier too?

Besides that, there was also one other thing to think about. Was Alto really stupid?

Sure, he'd finished secondary education when he was 12, then spent the 4 years after that getting his PhD, then he's spent the year after researching his arm... Yeah. He really was lacking in common sense by any normal standards. He hadn't really noticed, since he'd been doing science for so long, but he was really deficient in terms of life skills. Hell, he knew how to do rocket science, but he'd be damned before he went and booked his own doctor's appointment.

Well, at least I can cook. He thought. But that was little comfort when he started to realize the full weight of his current situation.

He was living alone right now. He was offered a job at Aperture, and he'd gone overseas for it. He'd left his parents behind because they thought that he'd be fine. Alto knew how to cook, Alto knew how to do numbers and his annual salary was more than his parents combined. Aperture also had a lot of added medical coverage as well. Now that he was unemployed, Alto realized he actually might have to go to the dentist's himself.

Aperture had a pretty great dentist as far as he remembered.

Anyway, that was besides the point. black-ops guy was telling them it would be a good time to get in his car and now that he thought about it, this guy was more than a little bit suspicious. Supposedly, he was government, but as far as Alto knew, the government usually ran around in teams or something. Even the FBI don't usually send in lone agents unless it's better than sending a group and in this situation a group would probably have been the better option.

His car and his uniform seemed pretty legit, but you could steal that kind of stuff if you needed to. He didn't really seem to have much proof of his identity, actually. The group had just assumed he was who he said he was really.

Maybe it was just paranoia, but Alto wanted to be sure.

"How do we actually know you were sent by the government?" He said to black-ops guy. "For all we know, you could actually be working for the Voice."
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Ah yeah, is Avalon actually Aperture's private prison?

I thought it was a government facility
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Psyker Landshark said
I'm around,

As in, to be the pervert or just in general?
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