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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Something something it'll be years

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AWWWWWW okay. UGH! I hate that im still a little confused. I hate having come into the RP a little late. I still dont feel caught up. And alot of characters I still dont really know yet.
I may as well explain if you're confused a little Theo and Con are my robot arms which I use in combat. Theo is my left arm and Con is my right arm. Back in Arc 2 Theo was my original robot arm but he was just called the Bio-Weapon at that point and he only woke up later. After he woke up I named him Theo and a little bit after that I made Con which became my right arm. I'm pretty sure I put this on my character sheet which should be linked in the first post in the characters section
Yesh! Sounds good! Although you'll have to find some way to join our group, because we're sort of started right now. I might be able to give you a role if you can't come up with anything right now but you'll have to wait a bit
Theo
Theo sat quietly, processing the information that was being uploaded to him. He read through all of it of course, but it wasn't for him, It was for the Emperor. He watched as a waiter placed their beverages carefully onto the table. He wasn't quite sure what it was, but it hardly mattered. "If you wished to know the Emperor's intentions, then I cannot deny you." He said to her, "But it is likely you would not like what you hear." He leaned back slightly, contemplating his next words. "...I will admit that I was given the ability to feel emotions, but I shut off many of them because I deemed them detrimental." He said, "But as a result, I don't fully understand the Emperor's motives." He picked up the cup in front of him, and took a sip. It was quite bitter, and a little hot, meaning it was coffee. "Even now the Emperor is aware of everything I say and do." He said, putting his coffee down. "Would you still like to know, Empress?"
"That looks fun!" Following the blobfish's lead, Luka curled into a spherical finned ball and rolled down the slope with him. However, unlike his shrivelled companion, Luka's body is extremely smooth, and he found himself rolling much faster and much farther than expected. His caused him to do a little jump as he rolled and he sailed through the air, straight into a nearby bush. "Wah!" He said, as he burst out from the undergrowth. "Ooh! Berries!" The bush was covered in the ripe fruits, and they looked extremely tasty. Without hesitation, Luka began to savagely nibble at the berries one by one. "Oh, these are poisonous." He said, recognizing the distinct taste. "Poison doesn't affect me though, so I should probably eat it all before anyone else can!" Luka continued to consume all of the berries, and when he found there were no more, he proceeded to take bite-sized chunks of the bush itself. Soon enough, all that was left of the bush was a wooden stump. Suddenly, a voosh! could be heard, and a glowing light appeared around Luka followed by a sudden ding! before it faded. "Yay!" He exclaimed happily, "I got poison berry nibble!" He looked back towards Polis, their destination, and perhaps where their journey would end. "C'mon guys! Let's go!" He set off at a merry trot towards the city of Polis.
I'm in UTC/GMT +10
In all honesty, I wasn't thinking about it until you mentioned it And I still have no idea
Sorry to tell you all this, but if you're still waiting for this I'm afraid I'll have to put this on hold for a while I feel like I'm currently having a little trouble balancing school work and RPing and I don't think I'll be able to do this yet Sorry you guys
I got the post up! EDIT: I also got a banner done, except the diving suit guy isn't great If anyone finds a better old diving suit I can probably add it in Also, I only did this on word and paint if you're curious as to how EDIT 2: If anyone's wondering what the town is like, it's got a really high tower in the middle with smaller towers heading outwards until an inner city wall. Beyond that wall is a sort of average city setup where all the houses, markets and debauchery facilities are. Then there's an outer city wall and the city outskirts which are basically a few houses and travel supply stores ringing around the city I sort of forgot to put it in the IC post so I'm just putting it here.
"General Suckfudge." A deep, brooding voice said. A man standing next to him visibly cringed, as if he didn't enjoy being called by that name. "Yes, milord?" "Where are the misfits now?" "They are nearing the town, milord." The general said, "They will reach the outskirts soon." "Are the preparations in place?" "Yes, milord. The men are in place." "Hue hue hue hue..." the voice said, "They will never know what hit them!" Behind him, a soldier whispered to his friend. "Does he know that everyone takes the piss out of his laugh behind his back?" The room was silent for a few seconds. "...He's deaf." His friend said. Dunt dunt, DUUUUUNNNNNTTT
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On a hill overlooking the city of Polis, a large glittering city built on several thousand years of trade and debauchery, a rather strange group of creatures stood at its top. There was a moving rusty old-fashioned diving suit, a pretty looking male harpy, a white alpaca with a red bow, a land shark nibbling on a guidebook and an unnaturally swollen blobfish. They had journeyed long and far, one to find a meaning, two for something they never had; and two to find death, and embrace it. Little did they know, their true journey started here... "Alright, so..." the land shark known as Luka prised a partially eaten guidebook from his teeth. "Apparently the city is called Polis." He put the book onto the ground and flipped through it with his front paws. "According to this book, Polis is famous for it's accurate Stork records and it's various dating hotlines." He peered more closely at the book. "Apparently Storks come and go pretty often so their records should be pretty extensive. " He flipped over a page. "Let's see... There's apparently a pretty popular normal dating hotline which many people use, and there's also a dry-land marine life dating hotline as well. It's also apparently staffed by some pretty friendly Sirens." He closed the book, satisfied he'd gleaned all he could, and looked back at the group behind him. "Hopefully we can find more about what we're looking for in this city." He said, "What do you guys want to do first?"
"Toast!" Sume-san grabbed his blobfish and plonked him onto his head as he plodded meaningfully over to the new toaster Vernon-san had made, which Koneko-kun was currently in the middle of exploiting. But suddenly, he sensed a surge of dangerous power. He turned to his left to see Bella-san leering evilly as she prepared some kind of spell. "Oh no! Koneko-kun is in trouble!" He rushed as fast as his small legs would allow him to, over to the small table the toaster was situated on. He plunged his jaws into the wood, and prepared to heave! "Strong nibble!" He said, heaving the table upwards and flipping it over his head, Koneko-san and the toaster sailing through the air, before releasing the table hurtling towards Bella-san. He felt a bolt of energy being released and he saw it collide with the table causing a large boom! as the wood shattered into splinters.
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