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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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Name: Sefia Ganze Alias: Bladestorm Age: 18 Affiliations: Works part time for Illegal Stuff Pty. Ltd. Description:
She usually has at least three swords with her at any given time. Out of costume, the swords are invisible and she wears regular casual clothing. Powers: Sefia is able to control a certain number of floating swords which she can also teleport to and turn invisible. That's just about it really... Skills: Silent movement, assassination, triple sword fighting Equipment: Dem swords, one robot arm Ranking: C Brief History: Little is known about who Sefia used to be. What was known was that she was a ruthless, yet relatively unknown assassin who had never failed an assignment before. She could take down targets without being seen, but that is a relatively common skill in the world of Meta assassins really so she wasn't that well known. Her life changed when the first time she failed a mission. She had been assigned to protect a private vault as word had gotten out that someone had been hired to steal from it. She was assigned to the inside of the vault in case intruders got past the rest of the security, but what she didn't know was that Alto Ganze was the one raiding the vault. Instead of directly assaulting or infiltrating the vault, Alto cut the vault in half with his laser. Unfortunately, her arm was also cut off and she fainted due to blood loss. Alto picked her up (as in literally), on his way out of the vault, mainly because he hadn't meant to cut her arm off and he felt bad about it. She then seemed to disappear for about a year. It is unknown what transpired in that year, but later she emerged as an adopted daughter of the Ganze family (as in Alto's parents) and she also seemed to have gained a new robot arm and a new personality somehow. She lives separately from Alto and his parents (Alto and his parents are in different houses as well) and works part time for his company sometimes. She is also now studying for a university degree. Other: Sefia and Alto are technically brother and sister now but they don't act like it because it doesn't feel like it.
It'll be alright any time
Of course you can!
I found the tainted toast
Eh, sorry that I may not be making it clear But the Emperor is Alto, and Theo always refers to Alto by that name The Empress is Ruby and Theo just calls her that
Sume-san felt somewhat guilty for throwing the table. If he had just gotten Koneko-kun out of the way, it probably wouldn't have made as much mess as it had done. He felt like he should be responsible for cleaning up the remains of the table, but Atasuke-kun and Amami-chan were already cleaning it up for him. There was however, still pieces of toast all over the floor which he could help clean up. "You can't escape the darkness in your soul." His blobfish said as Sume-san hopped around, picking toast up in his mouth. But then he heard something that made him excited. "Mmmmh! Mmmh mmm mhmhh!" He said, jumping up at Shuu-kun, mouth full of toast slices. He shoved the pieces of toast deeper into his mouth and swallowed, 5 pieces of bread somehow sliding down his throat. "Did you say a holiday, Shuu-kun?" But suddenly, he felt something in his stomach. He suddenly fell over, what had gone wrong? The world started to fade to black as Sume-san tried desperately to keep his grasp on consciousness, but it was all in vain and he lapsed into unconsciousness. "Hope is but a fragile illusion that only fuels despair." His blobfish said.
"If that is your wish, Empress, then I will take my leave." Theo stood up from his chair, and started to walk away from the table. He took one last backward glance before he willed his physical form to collapse and return to the Emperor. He started to dissolve into glowing blue energy starting from the head going down and when the dissolution reached his feet, his consciousness suddenly shifted and he was back in his original body. "Emperor," He said, "I have returned."
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"Oh, hey Theo." Alto said, looking down at his left arm. "How did it go?" "We were cut short," He replied, "It is likely the Empress would have questioned further, but her guardian arrived." "Bummer. Would've been interesting, I suppose." Alto was currently working in one of the maintenance labs, on a robot arm that had been sent in by one of his part-timers. Currently the arm he was working on was probably the only legal rocket punch robot arm in existence. Con could do a rocket punch, but Con wasn't really a robot. Still, this isn't exactly the best for her. The owner of the robot arm he was working on worked sometimes for Alto's secret mercenary company, Illegal Stuff Pty. Ltd. Although she was only ever interested in contract assassination. Actually, one of his other part timers also seemed to prefer contract assassination, or just any kind of job he could fight people. Being part of Illegal Stuff Pty. Ltd. was kind of bad for contract assassination because Alto mainly took jobs like robbing a bank or infiltration and stuff. Don't know why she'd ever use this. He sighed. He had a lot of work to do tonight, firstly he had to fill a few hacking orders he'd gotten for the company and then he'd have to check over the details of the compound that Ruby had sent over to Theo. "Con, can you run some simulations on this arm please?" "Yes, master." As Con ran some tests, he reflected a little on his workload. Maybe it was a bad idea to simultaneously run a mercenary corporation and a technology corporation at the same time. "It should work as intended, master." "Cool. Got it done in..." He looked uo at the clock, "About 10 minutes? That was fast." He picked up another robot limb in need of repair, this one was pretty standard. "It's almost time to go home." He said, "The future promises to be interesting."
We mentioned it in the interest check for the other thread quite a while ago I'm pretty sure And I think we mentioned it in Arc 2 some time as well You must have missed it
"General Suckfudge." The deep brooding voice said. "Where are the misfits now?" General Suckfudge heaved a weary sigh. "They are at the gates, milord," He said, "Our men are in position and they are ready." "Excellent! Deploy Igor! As the general rushed off to deliver the message, some sniffling could be heard coming from the figure. "Father! Brother!" He cried, "I will make you proud!" He then burst into golden, glorious tears as the clouds above parted and allowed a ray of light to fall onto the figure as the angels of heaven sang in chorus; the sunlight outlined a man clad in the finest gold, shining gemstones on his rings. Golden locks flowed in the wind, though none blew in the courtroom, as his beautiful face contorted into an expression of bittersweet sadness. Behind him, his men's eyes were heavy with tears. This truly was the man they had chosen to serve, though he could hear them not, though he had consumed himself in the pursuit of vengeance. Truly, he was the crown king of Polis.
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Meanwhile, as the misfits loitered at the city gates, glinting eyes watched from the shadows. But suddenly, a great roar was heard. The group looked above the gate, at the monstrosity that stood before them. "What is that?!" Luka said. But Luka would find no answer to his question. The guards in front of them ran off in fear as the hulking mass of muscle stood up and spread it's arms as if in welcome, or perhaps in mockery, then leaned forwards and fell, straight towards the group. They could do little but stare as the herald of their doom descended, and they could do little more when the giant landed... An almighty boom! could be heard as the giant's body impacted the ground, and cracks started to spread from where he landed. City guards suddenly materialized from several nearby bushes, and proceeded to peel the giant off of the group, before wheeling a large cage-like box on a wagon to the crater. One by one, our heroes were loaded onto the cage, and the wagon was wheeled off into the city...
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"W-w-wha-?" In the dark, Luka's eyes weakly fluttered open. "W-where...?" He looked around him to see... a cell? They seemed to be in some kind of incredibly damp prison cell. He yawned weakly, and tried to stand up, but for some reason he was incredibly weak. He looked up to see all his friends were also there, and for some reason Peter the diving suit was slightly dented. He looked at his surroundings to see colonies of mildew on the walls, some kind of slime being excreted from some cracks in the wall, and many sets of manacles on the far end of the room. "What happened to us?"
I'll try and do it as fast as possible, but it turns out I might be going out for a haircut soon so I may not be able to...
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