Well, shitty work hours means I'll need to post tomorrow. Woo.
RolePlayerRoxas
Member
The Thirteenth Something Or Other
- Last Seen: 4 mos ago
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 1414 (0.31 / day)
- VMs: 0
-
Username history
- RolePlayerRoxas 12 yrs ago
-
Latest 10 profile visitors:
-
Most recent →
Iluvtoji,
SkyeOfStars,
Not a Sayan,
pppp,
Neziul,
Coda
Status
Recent Statuses
6 yrs ago
fanficriff.blogspot.com/202… It's long overdue that I make fun of myself for a change.
7 yrs ago
fanficriff.blogspot.com/201… This is one time loop that everyone will gladly forget about.
7 yrs ago
fanficriff.blogspot.com/201… No, I can't imagine why you feel like you've read this exact story before, why do you ask?
8 yrs ago
fanficriff.blogspot.com/201… I wanna be, the edgiest, like no one ever was~
8 yrs ago
fanficriff.blogspot.com/201… Have you ever wanted to see Scathach and Ichigo Kurosaki shipped together? No? Well, here it is anyway.
2
likes
Bio
User has no bio, yet
Most Recent Posts
In
Massive Multiversal Crossover: Interest Check and Signups
→
11 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Interest Checks
> And it's k. If you bring in Yuuka just remember that even a simple stage 2 boss (Mystia, Cirno) can best the flower youkai.
In danmaku, it's certainly possible. In pure, raw power... well, let's just say I refuse to accept 99% of all other fictional characters have no chance against her, regardless of all evidence to the contrary.
Fanboyism is fun.
In
Massive Multiversal Crossover: Interest Check and Signups
→
11 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Interest Checks
I would be using Yuuka right now, but I know that if I do, I would flat-out refuse to have her lose to anything.
### Enkimesh
"Oh... do not worry about me, young lady," Gilgamesh said, attempting to sound cool and awesome, despite lying face-down on the ground, "just a minor slip, nowhere near enough to keep me do-"
The pretty blonde suddenly dashed off, and when Gilgamesh looked up, saw that she had dispatched of an enemy, seemingly with no weapon. Was it invisible? A power? Whatever the case, she gave off the aura of an excellent warrior.
"Captivating..." Gilgamesh muttered as he climbed to his feet, "what great fortune of mine, to find yet another radiant flower of the battlefield... truly, I am blessed!"
Enkidu tapped his shoulder and pointed upwards, indicating the sliver-haired young man who had apparently attempted to leap onto the catwalk. Wasn't that one of the female warrior's companions?
"...Hmph. You cowards!" Gilgamesh roared at the gunmen, a naginata suddenly clenched in his hands, "how about you face a _real_ man?!"
And with that, Gilgamesh leaped.
Unlike his earlier, more theatrical attempt, Gilgamesh rose in the air as if he did this kind of thing regularly. Much like a Dragoon from his home world, the red-garbed warrior soared towards the catwalk, swinging his naginata at the closest opponent once he reached it, using one hand to grasp the railing and vault onto it.
"Foolish creatures! Raise your guns, if you dare!" he bellowed, stepping closer, "just know that such wimpy weapons are useless against me, **GILGAMESH**!"
And with that, he quickly stepped forward, swinging his weapon in a downward arc at the closest opponent.
Enkidu, stuck on the ground floor, let out a whine of frustration. With Gilgamesh hogging the spotlight, and the blue knight girl killing the enemies down here, he was getting left with no one to beat up! Add onto the others that were clearly ready to battle as well...
Did someone say GILGAMESH?!...'s [theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0JnXdfoYpY)?
### Team Gilkidu
"Huh? Hey!" Gilgamesh leaned over the counter when the employees hid away, "What's going on?"
Glancing over his shoulder, he spotted three notable individuals approaching with their weapons drawn. Oh, warriors?! Wait, they said something about catwalks, right? Turning his gaze upwards, he could just about spot figures walking around up there. Where they to blame for causing the ruckus now?
"Hmph! Pathetic miscreants! Do you know not who you have angered!" he bellowed towards them, "for bothering the almighty Gilgamesh, the only recourse is your swift and humiliating defeat!"
Towards the newly-arrived trio, the self-proclaimed greatest stated, "Never fear, fellow warriors! I will handle the rabble post-haste!" And with that, the strange man leaped onto the nearest table, intending to use it as a boost when he'd make his awesome, sky-punching leap. Unfortunately, as the tables were not accustomed to supporting the weight of eccentric swordsmen, it promptly crashed to the floor, taking the unparalleled warrior with it.
"...Enkidu, it's all up to you... my friend..." gasped the wounded warrior. Enkidu patted his fallen partner's shoulder, then stared upwards, the lust for battle shining in his eyes.
### Aika Hates Twoearle Right Now
"No communications" was quite a worrying term to hear when you were warped light-years away from home. Partly because it made Aika feel like she was trespassing on alien territory, but mostly...
"Gaaaah, I knew something was up! That damn pervert just wanted me out of the way!" she growled at the nearest wall, then faced the bunnygirls once more with a forced, friendly smile, "O-oh, my mistake. I was supposed to meet with the UMMA, but, uh... yeah."
This was quite the predicament. There wasn't any sort of warp point going _back_ to Twoearle's basement hideout thing, so Aika was now stuck, unable to prevent that damn woman from having her way with Soji! As soon as she got home, that stupid alien was getting such a kicking...
---------------------
### Gilgamesh Shut Up
"Whatjamicallem marks?" Gilgamesh folded his arms, somewhat confused, "what kinda money is that? Sounds like a ruse to trick tourists into losing their legal tender! Well, if there's one thing that Gilgamesh won't fall for, it's cheap trickery!"
And with that, the obnoxious warrior placed several leather pouches on the counter, "take it or leave it! I know I have the gil to pay!"
Enkidu, now sitting on a table and licking remnants from his fingers, watched the spectacle with boredom in his eyes. The free food was great and all, but at some point, it would be great if something actually happened...
His ears picked up a faint sound, and he looked upwards. He could see some walkways, presumably someone was walking around up there.
...Well, that didn't seem important.
With any luck, all of Gilgamesh's whining would bring out someone itching for a fight. It had been a while since he got to fight something, and it would be a good time to test out his current body.
> Personally, I'm imagining the hilarity of Gilgamesh showing off, then Nono practically begging a chance to use his Excalibur, only for her Buster powers to accidentally snap it in half when she hits something.
Well, he clearly has plenty of [totally legit Excaliburs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMF3PvyR8SA) to share.
### The Gilgamesh Spectacle, cameo-ing Enkidu
"A converter? Whyever would I need such a thing?!" Gilgamesh demanded to know, folding his arms in a disgruntled manner, "Never in all my travels have I had to do such a thing! Don't tell me the Potions and Tents use different money, too!"
As if to garner sympathy from the gathering crowd, the foolish warrior turned towards them, throwing his hands to the air in a theatrical manner, "Oh, understanding denizens of Yargdresil, do you not sympathise with my plight?! All those days, slaying dangerous beasts for their riches, squandered! All because of nonsensical funding mechanics! Is a humble man such as myself not allowed to eat any more?!"
And speaking of eating, Enkidu, finished with his share of food, had decided that the best course of action was to wander the restaurant, poaching anything edible that the crowd had left behind to watch is partner's silly little tantrum. Without any care in the world, the strange creature picked the empty tables clean, happily moving from one meal to the other. He wasn't really sure what Gilgamesh was crying about now, but hey, if he wasn't going to eat...
**Aika Tsube**
Aika was not particularly happy about this.
Not that the idea of travelling through space or whatever wasn't kind of a cool concept, but... the idea of doing it alone was kind of unnerving. Even if she was Tailblue, fighting off perverted aliens was way easier than travelling to different worlds. And besides, the idea of leaving Soji alone with that irritating woman... in fact, that satisfied smirk Twoearle gave, right as she transported Aika could only mean that she had rigged that straw-drawing game!
"Don't you dare do anything weird!" Aika yelled, as the bright beam of light enveloped her, and she was suddenly elsewhere.
With her finger still angrily outstretched towards where the alien scientist had been, Aika slowly lowered her arm, taking in the scene before her.
Why were there so many bunny girls?!
Did she really transport me to that UMMA thing...? Aika wondered apprehensively. Surely, Twoearle wouldn't teleport her to some pervert's basement to keep Soji to herself, would she? Well, maybe her _own_ basement, but still!
At least there was someone that looked more normal. She looked more soldier-y, but hey, no bunny ears, so clearly, she was the most normal. Even if she was taking at great length about... something.
Clearing her throat, the twintailed young girl stepped forward, trying her best to sound less like a high-schooler caught up in intergalactic antics, and more like a hero. Preferably one with good publicity.
"Er, hello. I'm Tsube Aika. Er, Tailblue," she said, "Um... you were expecting me, I think?"
------------------
**GILGAMESH, starring Enkidu**
They had travelled to many worlds together. Fought together as friends, comrades, against the strongest of monsters, the mightiest of heroes, and the most irritating of goblins.
With the combined power of swords and beast, the two companions had felled many a foe to get where they were today. If they weren't fighting a mis-matched group of heroes and saviours, they were touring the rift between worlds, searching for their beloved homeland, or treasure. The latter of which, had been accrued in abundance, to the point that several swords and other items bearing the same name had been added to his personal treasury. Such was the benefit of this dimension-hopping gimmick.
What the almighty Gilgamesh had not accounted for in his travels, however, was a world that seemed to defy the constants tat he had witnessed in every world. Or the dreadful power of restaurant owners.
"What do you mean, gil is worthless?!" roared the strange man in kabuki-like make-up, glowering at a rather stern and unamused old man. Sitting at a nearby table, was an animal-eared human, earnestly feasting upon the food that remained. The towering plates indicated that a great deal of consumables had been... well, consumed, to the point that this strange duo had to either be immensely rich... or too stupid to convert their funds before eating.
While Enkidu ignored the raging rant of his partner, Gilgamesh continued on, "do you see these coins?! CURRENCY, YOU FOOL! You would refuse payment from the great and awesome Gilgamesh?! What kind of shabby establishment are you supposed to be running?! What else are you going to use? Gold? GP? Casino coins?!"
Evidently, Gilgamesh had not quite caught onto the idea of multiple forms of currency.
© 2007-2026