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"Ding dong,
I know you can hear me,
Open up the door,
I only want to play a little..."


Screams echoed through the corridor as a little girl with fox ears went on a murder rampage. Felix had snuck through the vents and gotten behind the guards. It was such a shame the guards weren't trained for fighting horror movie monsters.

"Ding dong,
You can't keep me waiting,
It's already too late,
For you to try and run away..."


The sounds of bullets accompanied the singing, as the guards tried killing the girl only for her to vanish into the shadows. You could almost hear her thoughts of "Nin-Nin", as she caused her patented chaos.

"I see you through the window,
Our eyes are locked together,
I can sense your horror,
Though I'd like to see it closer..."


She was almost disappointed when the concussion grenade came out, as it meant she wouldn't get to continue playing with them. Felix gave her best innocent expression marred slightly by the fact she was soaked in blood. Also the fact she was currently beating a poor guard to death with his own arm.
"Well, while this has been entertaining, I have a date with a hot dragon priestess to prepare for. Adieu, mes laquais!" Zane laughed, as he used his cards to creste an explosion. When it cleared, he was gone. For those that knew him, it was a favourite trick of his, especially around teachers.

He wouldn't be able to get a beast from the forest, so plan B was the butchers shop. Probably should also visit the grocers for some other stuff. If she had even half the appetite of a dragon he was going to prepare a feast lest he end up like her duelling partners.

It always amused him how people were so slow they needed that train to get around campus in any meaningful time. Then again, most users of Reinforcement magic regarded it merely as a combat tool. Eh, not his problem the battle junkies don't bother to think outside the box. It does always amuse him when people learn his actual magic, especially when he is revealed to be Existance. It was probably his innate chaos and insanity that made it hard to believe...
"Shishishi... what's the matter Dan?" Felix laughed, slinging an arm around the mage's shoulder, "I thought such a skilled mage would be glad to teach the new generation of keyblade wielders? I personally am looking foward to tort- training them. Gods know some of them need it..." He snickered wondered who would be stupid enough to rise to his bait.

The rooms themselves had been prepared indeed, prepared for a prank on a scale heretofore unseen since the Jam Incident. Toscax was still bugging him on how he managed to get all his coats in that. For raptor girl, he had set up a varient of the Toad spell to transform them both into chickens.

The pretty boy scholar was going to find himself drenched in honey and then the box of feathers would fall on him. The box that he was currently holding. Huh... so that would mean the fireants were in that room. Crap. He quickly motioned for one of his minions to switch the boxes round before anyone got killed by the mutants he 'borrowed' from R&D. Those were for one of Leo's fleshpuppets.

The red haired thief would find his floor had been replaced with quicksand and itching powder. He wouldn't drown, as there was a teleport rune... right into the women's showers. He was about 70% sure the women wouldn't kill him. Okay 50%.

The desert dweller was going to encounter a slime monster, some of the more ambitious mage students created them after playing too many RPGs. Apparently they make decent XP for low levels... except these ones tend to get a bit handsy with people. Eh, not his problem if he loses his virginities to a slime.

For the 'noble' thief, he had an elaborate obstacle course set up with humilating traps, including one that forces him into the stereotypical robber outfit. Best of all was the fact he had recording equipment set up to capture some juicy blackmail. He might even share some with Dan if he asked nicely.
Felix sat in lotus position, using Aero to keep himself aloft. The focus required to keep himself at a stable height was immense, but a good distraction from boredom. The shrinks said he might have Attention Deficit Disorder, he personally thought it was because his brain was hardwired for combat... and pranking. Pranks were great, and generally brought combat which was always a great plus.

Letting the part of his mind not focusing on psuedo-levitation pan across the room, his senses immediately pinged danger. Crap, the girl had a damn raptor. Inwardly he cursed that bitch Artemis for creating such a skilled creature of the hunt, he would be forced to reveal part of his hand early. Ah well, c'est la vie.

The girl herself seemed to be a minor threat... though magic screwed with perceptions of things. Wait... did he just hear that right, she wanted to try and tame Heartless? He almost fell down laughing at the girl's naivety. Eh, if she wants to be consumed by the darkness he was sure Leo had some spots open in his club.

"Shishishi... see Boss? Keyblade weilders can have colour to them, stop being such an emo and wear something other than black." he laughed, poking fun again at Toscax's attire, "To answer your question little girl, the Heartless are what happens when a person gives in to darkness and their heart is torn from their body. They are driven by their instinct to collect more hearts by forcing their darkness upon others. Only magic and the legendary keyblade can harm them. Shishishi... they go boom real good."
Ah, convincing a teacher why he shouldn't be given detention. A skill every delinquent rogue should practice with impunity. Admittedly Via made things difficult (he kept telling they should go with the catapult idea), but what was life without a bit of a challenge. Switching to his diligent student face, he began to weave his bullshit story.

"Well, you see Professor, I was escorting some of our novice students through the secret passages to show them how to reach classes faster, with my good friend Will helping to watch out for dangerous critters. We were going to head straight for the main hall when we heard a commotion. By the time we reached there we found La'Tavia bound up underground. Rhea tried to dig her out, and got buried for her trouble. When me and Will tried to rescue her, the treants thought us also part of that group and pulled us under. Please don't punish them for misunderstanding the situation..."

The last statment was accentuated with the secret technique of puppy dog eyes. Admittedly the technique is better with Vivi, but he was an experienced user of it.
"Nya haha... this is comedy gold." Zane laughed, currently standing a fair distance away from the others. He had finished cooking some food for the idiots who skipped breakfast when the trees reacted. Of course flamebrain would get them buried, the idiot had no sense of tact. He ignored the voice of gods saying 'Pot, Kettle, Black'. Strolling over to the others, he pulled out a watering can from his satchel and began pouring it over Via.

"Good thing this area has such good nutrients." Zane said, conversationally to the treants, "This dumbass tree you planted will grow up in no time flat. Not sure about that runt though..." He added, gesturing towards Viola, confident in the knowledge they'd be doing the exact same thing in his situation. It was especially amusing to see little Liors try and dig out Rhea by hand. He could give her one of his spare shovels, but that wasn't as amusing.
Palace of the Blachrenae, Renovation

"Shishishi... everything is ready for the budding lights, milord." Felix replied to the cloaked man, little more than a boy in appearance. It was simultaneously sad that someone became a Nobody that young, and terrifying that he had that level of power. Ah well, chalk it up to the power of the keyblade, giving even the most useless of kids the ability to rival gods.

The rooms had been made up exactly to Felix's specifications, his underlings knew to fear his humiliating punishments if displeased with their efforts. He had left a little surprise for each of them... if they couldn't handle a little prank how would they handle the ones who use darkness as their own. Meh, it was Toscax's fault for assigning a known pranster this task.

"Shishishi... you know you could wear something a bit more colourful. I mean you look like an angsty teen." Note to self, hit Toscax with paint balloons.
"Nya haha... if you were hungry my dear chronicler, you should have spoken up earlier." Out of his utility pocket, he pulled a ring with a flame shaped ruby and a ring with a feather shaped diamond. The wand was useful when controlling multiple objects, but for what he was planning the rings would do. Out of his bag he pulled some more frankfurters, a pan, and a baguette he threw at the storyteller's head. He had more for making hot dogs, but that would keep him quiet until he had finished cooking.

He led the rag tag group of adventurers into the caves, a relatively comical sight as he was cooking with one hand whilst carrying a shovel in the other. The upside was the flame created functioned as a torch and kept people guessing what kind of mage he actually was. Admittedly the smell of cooking food would attract the creatures living below the school but eh, his victims allies could take care of themselves.
Zane was currently internally cursing in every language he knew. Considering his master was a slavedriver strict when it came to that, he had a large repetoire to pick from. Ancient Egyptian in particular had many, many, curses as any tomb robber archaeologist could tell you. Seriously, what sick bastard would come up with a curse to skin a person while forcing them to be awake for the entire process? What were we talking about? Oh right, this situation. Entirely Will's fault, the guy is so fun... especially when watching him get shot down. It's hilarious, especially when he leads with "Hey babe, you want to see my magic sword?". Priceless.

Turning back to Nulong, Zane would be the first to admit she was definitely attractive. Especially when she was potentially going to (attempt) to kill him. What can he say, he's attracted to violent vixens. Tis a shame Freya prefers lilies.
Giving his infuriating bastard smirk (coined by one Freya Royle), he replied in the only way he knew how. Shameless flirting.

"My apologies, fairest maiden of the east, but the little flower seems to wilt in the presence of many. It would be a crime to the world to let such beauty never reach maturity so I took matters into my own hands. {Might this humble peasent repay the Maiden of the Winds with dinner?}" The last phrase was spoken in passable Chinese.
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