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I figured having a large amount of magic would probably cause some minor reality bending...
Sam and Friends


Greed turned around to see Wrath sliced in twain by that she-devil. He ran over to his friend and started crying. Sad music began to play in the background as he cried beside his companion.

"No, by the gods, it cannot be." Greed lamented, as he cradled his companion, "Woe is me, for now who will I have in my double act? Our ratings will plumet without my patsy!"

Surprisingly, Wrath opened one of his eyes. "...The moment I get my body back together... you're so dead..." he growled, speaking in a strange stereo due to his two mouths.

"He's alive!" Greed cheered in joy, swinging Wrath's parts around, "Sam, Wrath's alive! You don't need a new puppet!"

Due to your overwhelming magical powers you have gained the skill: Cartoon Logic level 1


Sam sweatdropped at that latest notification. Definitely explained the random instruments that had appeared next to him that were playing some sad tune. Looking over to Greed, he saw that Wrath had been turned into two Wrath-Halves. 'Thank the goddess for the mending skill.'

Walking over, he draw forth the energy that felt like clockwork inside him. Not sure how he knew what clockwork felt like but at the moment he didnt care. Placing his hand on Wrath he whispered: "Mending."

Wrath was coated in a golden glow as his halves snapped back together and all the damage from the previous encounter was repaired. Sam was kind of shocked, he wasn't expecting it to be that effective.

Hearing the knight captain give out the orders to move towards the glowing orbs, he herded his two companions there, not wanting to be left behind like some poor scrub...
He can catch up. He does have the running skill
Greed: Keep yer grubby mitts offa me money!
I mean, so could Sam or any of us. Our heroic gifts are deadly in the right, or would that be wrong, hands.
On the upside, if she does fling herself to the stratosphere her endurance means she'd survive the inevitable crash.
the hilarious thing is... Wrath's probably still alive after being bisected.

Also updated the stats, the hammer is a joke weapon that deals 0 damage.
@ERode
I hope you realise Yue has made an enemy of a powerful sorcerer by doing that. As a level ten he would have over 20,000 INT, which makes his weakest spell do 4000 damage.

Also @Travesty how many stat points do we get on level up?
Sam and Friends


Sam collapsed onto his butt as he watched the Kobold Lord meet his end. All around, the kobolds were fleeing like headless chickens as their leader was now gone. He felt winded by the exertion, like he had just ran a marathon. Yet, as he sat there he could already feel the warm chill reterning to him. Around him, he watched the others as they reacted to the death of the monster. Lust would definitely object to them bismirching the good name of wolves... if she wasn't stalking Wrath or trying to trottle Greed.

You have gained enough experience to level up


Golemancy has reached level 2


Unlocked Spell: Mending


Cryomancy has reached level 2


And again, that strange voice from nowhere is telling him random stuff. Weird.


Greed grinned as he stabbed the last brave kobold attacking him, and turned around to Wrath.

"Man, that fight was hard. I almost broke a sweat there."

Wrath said nothing. His left eye socket had a crude knife stuck in it, his body was covered in wounds, and he was bathed in the blood and brain matter of more than a dozen kobolds. Greed seemed not to notice this or Wrath's rising anger as he continued;

"You know you should really put more effort in, like me."

Everyone within earshot could hear a snapping sound. Wrath's remaining eye began to glow with an azure light as his anger reached it's inevitable climax. From behind his back he pulled, not a stick, but a holy hammer decorated in the style of the goddess.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!" the extremely angry puppet yelled ashe began to chase the fox with the hammer. Greed, having survival instincts greater than your average shounen protagonist, booked it.

"Save me Goddess!" he cried.

"GET BACK HERE AND SUFFER DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"
>With a loud 'ffwisssh", the arrow sailed through the air with so much force it left a streak of black line mid-air, ravaging everything it passes through. After a heart beat, the arrow connected to its target with a loud crack. It pierced right through the Kobold Lord's chest, leaving a gapping hole from where it hit.

Now let's roll to see whether it hit Ying Yue, Erika, or Zhao. ;3


Little did you realise he had already died from the ice when the arrow hit. :3
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