Avatar of Sarpedon
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  • Old Guild Username: Sarpedon
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    1. Sarpedon 12 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
Thank you, have a nice day!

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do it
Octavius allowed no delay in the emptying of his first tankard of ale. Of course, Ceres waited until after he was refilling the mug to challenge all comers to a drinking contest. The warlord laughed. There was no way this woman could drink him under the table. A year out of practice and the pirate was willing to bet he could drink everyone else unconscious. "I'm still not eating your food, but I'll drink you under the table all the same, lass." he declared, answering the challenge the only way a captain could. If he lost this one, respect for him would drop. He didn't know if Ceres understood that, but he was pretty sure it wouldn't matter. His liver had just been given a whole year to recover, surely it could keep him on his feet for long enough to win. Putting all of his faith in his formidable constitution, Captain Cuttlam raised his tankard with a grin. "Let's have a go then!" he shouted, before proceeding to down his second tankard of ale with just as much ferocity as the first. Unfortunately, the first one didn't count, simply because they hadn't started at that point. They were all starting from scratch. By the looks of it, though, the whole group was on even footing, thanks to the impeccable timing of the vessel's glorious captain.

As he moved to refill his mug once more, the pirate lord began to wonder if this was such a good idea. Ceres had magical powers over water. That probably had some effect on her ability to drink. Challenging someone like that had to be a terrible idea. But the worst part, was that she had challenged him. A pirate couldn't back down from a challenge in the first place, a captain had even less choice. It was pretty well win or die, now. The potential loss of respect, should he fail in this competition, would be far worse than just about anything else that could happen at this point. You're fucked regardless. Just don't lose. he reassured himself as he waited for everyone else to prepare their next tankard's worth of ale. He didn't feel very reassured, but put on a good front. These tankards were rather large, and he didn't see anyone lasting much longer than five...
called it!
see my previous post. "room for another character" is all relative here in Derek's head.
"places" is a very relative term here in Derek's head. If you've got the right words written down no one will stop you.
cool beans. I'll be here.
if my XigXig is gone, I'mma need another wielder...
obviously not since I'm a sword
Bump for visibility. I'm not that bad. And I'm down to brainstorm if you don't have your own ideas
One does not simply, simplify things to exclude the additional information no one wanted to hear!

where did XigXig and her attractive behind get to?
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