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My badass cat literally just pimp slapped a red wasp out of the air and quickly ate it up in two crunchy bites. He didn’t even flinch or blink.
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
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”It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.”
-Emil Cioran


I have an actual skull atop my personal bookcase.

The Fine Arts, Philosophy, Linguistics, Poetry, Architecture, History, Cultures, all of these are passions of mine to study.

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Reynolds? We can only assume. Me, I'm just referring to vorcha regenerative abilities and how hilarious it would be if we had a vorcha with a wee lil baby hand attached to a stump because some dude shot it off like a week ago.


They had something like that on American Dad. Stan lost a leg and Roger used an alien formula to regrow it, only for the new leg to sprout out as a wobbly baby’s leg making Stan todder about. Ha, funny...
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“We are Harbinger. Do not resist. You have been banned.”
I’ll have my Batarian up sometime this evening.
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Back in my high school days, a girl in my class that sat in front of me was looking all pale and sickly. She suddenly turned and and faced the wall to the left and had this “I’m about to heave...” look on her face. Me, being the little mid-pubescent douche that I was said with sarcasm ,”Dang, you look like your about to toss some nachos.”

Less than five seconds later she stretched open her mouth like the final days of the Antichrist and starts spewing vomit and bile like a firehouse.

Me: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Banned for all the right reasons.
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