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STATUS: biggest regret was not making a whole ass folder for all the shitty OCs i made here kms 2 yrs ago
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biggest regret was not making a whole ass folder for all the shitty OCs i made here kms
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2 yrs ago
wow, i forgot i had this account. anyways
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6 yrs ago
wow, i forgot i had this account, lol. guess im back
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6 yrs ago
My New Years Resolution is to actually be active in RPs, there are so many goods ones that I bail out of it hurts my heart.
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7 yrs ago
Everytime I ditch a good OC because I'm busy, a little part in my dies.
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Dimitri ran through the crowd, looking for his owl, "I swear," He muttered. There, on top of the Gringotts was his owl,"Really?"
It took lots of seeds, and for some reason bribing, to get him down."See? Now don't you fly off again, my dad will KILL me if I lost you."
He began to run toward his new found friends, "Sorry, it took me a minute to think about it."
It took lots of seeds, and for some reason bribing, to get him down."See? Now don't you fly off again, my dad will KILL me if I lost you."
He began to run toward his new found friends, "Sorry, it took me a minute to think about it."
Spridon wanted to get it over with, all these shy kids afraid to show others what their gifts are, "I'll give it a whack," He said, getting up and passing through people. "Well, my name is Spridon, and I was here because I was using my gift to try to'borrow' a few...hundred dollars from the bank, and some police men or something caught me I thought I could steal stuff while in the form... Oh! Sorry, this isnt really the point is it? Well I can Astral Project, which to me means I can travel everywhere without leaving the room, just earlier I went to New York in the morning." He talked quickly." I believe it's easier if I showed you...."
Banned cause...NINJAED
Yee, I wont be using Victor and Archie, Ill be using a character I wil be using for now on.
Banned for not having eyes on me.
There once was a man, who is well known in his shitty. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.
Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.
He proceeded to go to the fishmongers, and detail precisely what his plan was. The Fishmonger agreed,
"Fourty dollars for fifteen minutes sounds fair." Dumbass reached into his pocket to find that he had forgotten his wallet at home.
"Do you accept IOUs?" Dumbass raised two middle fingers and asked. As a result, he received a look of disgust and a kick in the nuts. Swearing revenge Dumbass crawled away, winded and bruised. On top of that, he was slightly bemused. However, he appeared to have the upper hand as, with a devious smile, he pulled a remote control from his pocket. He pressed the button, and cursed out loud. Then he saw something he could not describe. It was a horrifying, yet beautiful, visage of his old dirty dog named Lasagna. Lasagna looked like it was going to bite off his... well... it's a delicate place.That delicate place is his head, the dog jumped into the air holding a flamethrower and somehow seemed both willing and able to use it.
"Don't attack me," cried the topless porn star who had just stepped into the madness. Because he was running out of gravity, he decided to swim away. At that moment he knew, he was in hell, and at the right second he saw a flying fetus straight to his face. "Why did you abort me daddy?"
With a horrified scream, Dumbass awoke - to discover that she was sitting on her toilet in Heaven having a heavenly crap. Satan called on his cell phone with fury at the latest posters disregarding former italics tags, the clouds rained unicorns as well.
Meanwhile on Earth,"Dong, where is my automobile?" asked the sexually frustrated old man.
"Where did you have it last?" his butler replied sarcastically.
"I checked my asshole 15 times." The old man's son said.
Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.
He proceeded to go to the fishmongers, and detail precisely what his plan was. The Fishmonger agreed,
"Fourty dollars for fifteen minutes sounds fair." Dumbass reached into his pocket to find that he had forgotten his wallet at home.
"Do you accept IOUs?" Dumbass raised two middle fingers and asked. As a result, he received a look of disgust and a kick in the nuts. Swearing revenge Dumbass crawled away, winded and bruised. On top of that, he was slightly bemused. However, he appeared to have the upper hand as, with a devious smile, he pulled a remote control from his pocket. He pressed the button, and cursed out loud. Then he saw something he could not describe. It was a horrifying, yet beautiful, visage of his old dirty dog named Lasagna. Lasagna looked like it was going to bite off his... well... it's a delicate place.That delicate place is his head, the dog jumped into the air holding a flamethrower and somehow seemed both willing and able to use it.
"Don't attack me," cried the topless porn star who had just stepped into the madness. Because he was running out of gravity, he decided to swim away. At that moment he knew, he was in hell, and at the right second he saw a flying fetus straight to his face. "Why did you abort me daddy?"
With a horrified scream, Dumbass awoke - to discover that she was sitting on her toilet in Heaven having a heavenly crap. Satan called on his cell phone with fury at the latest posters disregarding former italics tags, the clouds rained unicorns as well.
Meanwhile on Earth,"Dong, where is my automobile?" asked the sexually frustrated old man.
"Where did you have it last?" his butler replied sarcastically.
"I checked my asshole 15 times." The old man's son said.
Banned so I can ban the people that are not moderately speed banning
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