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God these reactions are gonna be bloody priceless

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Yup. You spelled it right. Good job, I usually misspell it all the time

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"WAAAAGH!" Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka was many things. A warboss, humie crusher, the prophet of Gork and Mork and other less than appealing titles. He was also big. Incredibly so. He actually prides himself on how big he is. So when he dropped in the room from even a measly 4 feet, it made a huge as noise. "CLANG!" The deafening sound echoed throughout the room, no doubt making some ears bleed. Of course, Ghazghkull Thraka did not notice this. The huge warboss still had it's huge cannons pointing at an invisible enemy, now currently a wall. The Warboss fired and fired "BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM". When he realised his predicament he stopped. "Where da humiez at?" Ghazghkull looked at the ceiling, seemingly unaffected by his cannon. That is when Ghazgkull realised where he was. It was a room. A humie room. He wasn't fighting humiez as he was before. Now that made him angry. "WAAAAAAGH!" He stood up and looked around the room. What he saw outright confused the green behemoth. There was a few humiez and a..... "Waz are you?". Ghazgkull aimed his huge claw at the panther, confused as he has never seen one before.

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I said Not Applicable because Orks release around tens of spores everyday and those spores grow into Orks. When an ork dies, it releases hundreds if not thousands of spores. So they don't have any reproducing organ. And Orks don't understand what marriage is. It's Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka

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Can I have some feedback? If you don't mind :)

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What the hell should we call you? I'z be Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, humie. De bez der eva waz! De prof- proper- prophek- humie words confuz me. WAAAGH! What....are you even? Ork, humie. Da disapas of Gork and Mork! Da bez Warboz around! And where the heck are you from? WEREZ ME FROMZ? Dunno (Warhammer 40,000) How friggin' old are you anyway? Zeven Zeeoo's old, humie. (70) You a lady or a dude or what..? (Not Applicable) So like...what are you like? I'z be da bez Skullcrusha, humie bonka around, humie! Me defeat da only humie da Iz worth me Might! Lazor eye Yarrick! I be Mighty and Poweeeeerrfulz! (Basically, unable to speak normally, as you can see. Ghazghkull is humble for an ork, and has leadership skills. Very cunning too. For an ork) And what do you like? Smashin Humie skullz! Geddin a WAAAGH on Armaggeddonz! Killin! Smashin! Uhhhh, Killin! And uhhhh..... Eatin snotlins! And uhhh..... Killin! Anything else we should know about...? (Taking over now) Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, is basically a walking, living tank. A straight up behemoth of an ork, standing around the size of a house. The two huge cannons on his right arm (plus makeshift under slung bolter) and the big eff'ing claw on his left arm, makes him a force to be reckoned with. When Ghazghkull was just a little ork boy, he was shot in the head. Thankfully for him (And unfortunately for the galaxy), Mad Dok Grotsnik rebuilt his skull into admantium, the strongest metal in the galaxy. This event causes him to become what is called a latent psyker making him be able to psychically communicate, and god help us of he finds out, shoot lightning bolts. Being a ork also has it's pluses. He can survive shots in the head. And can also not die if you cut his head off. Only way to really kill Ghazghkull for certain is to explode the planet underneath him. He also has big stinking massive as hell space hulk that is around 6 kilometres long and is named Wurld Killa. But that doesn't really matter, does it? For Incredibly more detailed history of Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, click here http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka ---

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Posted a character sheet on this amazing role play. Looks incredibly interesting. And seeing as how "normal" the other characters are, I think mine will be the huge elephant in the room XD

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