Recent Statuses

3 days ago
Current yo fuck whoever invented depression
5 days ago
My Guild username is what I used for my XBL gamertag back when I first made one and it just kind of stuck around. Now, it's my online identity.
9 days ago
Thanksgiving is over, so that means it's time to bust out the Christmas music playlists!
11 days ago
And for the fourth year in a row, I have conquered the beast known as NaNoWriMo
12 days ago
Every invite to this wedding should come with a venti frap half off.


A l t e r e d T u n d r a

𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝙽𝙵𝙿 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚢 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚢

A b o u t T u n d r a

Well, there’s a lot to say about me. I’m a male roleplayer who is currently twenty-seven-years-old as of writing this in 2019, though come 6/24, I’ll be 28. Gasp, I know! I have no idea where the time went but I suppose lounging around the Guild doing absolutely nothing does play a part in that. The advantage of doing this means I have been able to figure out what works for me and what doesn’t. Anything from what kind of roleplay genres I thrive in, how long my posts tend to be, and who I vibe and don’t vibe with. Everything took a while, but I did find a lot about myself.

Genre wise, I mainly stick to Slice of Life and Coming of Age stories, which tend to be very soapy. Speaking of, I adore soap opera-themed/inspired settings. The more over the top and eccentric the better. I do dabble in anime settings (but not anime slice of life). I don’t know what it is, but that’s just not my cup of tea. I mainly do magical fantasy anime-wise. I can’t write medieval fantasy to save my life, though I do read a lot of medieval fantasy novels, so i don’t know how that worked but life is funny like that. Sci-Fi is an iffy one for me. I think I can write it but haven’t really gotten the chance to. I have been trying to dabble in supernatural settings a bit more like vampires and the like. I do love urban fantasy. I love to mix it in with some other genres.

As a roleplayer, I tend to fit in High Casual and higher. Though, there will be days where I only will bust out a paragraph response and sometimes that’s okay. Too much fluff makes everything boring and dull. Normally, however, two or more paragraphs is my sweet spot. Character-wise, I suppose I do have a few types I like to make.

For anime settings, either the vulgar female warrior, the tactical and polite, royally-trained swordsman, and, of course, the buffoon with a heart of gold and a knack of dragging others into his battles whether they want to or not.

Real life settings are more tropey than anything else. I definitely like to favor fuck boys, heartbreak hotel-types, wild and zany and just a basket case, again idiots who act without thinking, bubbly sweethearts, and sometimes the shy, reserved artists. I have a lot of each category that I’ve never got to use, so I don’t know, there’s a lot of characters who haven’t gotten their deserved screen time.

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When people bitch, they tend to do so about people that pissed them off, which in turn makes those being called out (not by name but they're not stupid), they'll come in and defend themselves. Before long, you have the friends of both sides just getting into it in the worst of ways.

Yeah, you might have noble intentions and you probably won't intend for it to get out of hand, but it will. So the staff prefers to just avoid any version of a "bitching" thread altogether.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and waddles like a duck, then it's a duck, homeslice.

City Streets

Zero mostly remained quiet and silently took in each of the members of the party. From what he could tell just by looking at them, they were a diverse mix of people with their own skills and whatnot. Sure, it was true that judging them from looks alone was going to produce inconsistent results, Zero liked to think he had an eye for that sort of thing. Even if he didn’t, something told him they weren’t exactly the subtle batch of players.

From the guy who spoke about his brother and the little blonde one who didn’t seem too greedy, Zero felt like he was at home with them. Like he had finally found a party who played his way and weren’t that horrible of a bunch either. The big woman still made him feel uneasy, but for the most part, they were all pretty pleasant. What more could a guy ask for out of a game that seemingly trapped their players inside it?

“I do like the sound of going into the wilds. I haven’t gotten the chance to roam with a party in quite some time and you lot seem like you play this game like it was meant to!” Zero smiled cheerfully, looking at the entire group with only a positive outlook.

The Eoldysseus - Ifrise Forest, Sovereignty of Dryadalis

He glared at Clara and the smirk on her face forced a giggle out of his. He took his time diverting his eyes from the bark of the trees around him, actually considering if they were safe for consumption or not. It seemed to work for woodland creatures but probably not the sort of thing humans should eat, especially not when there’s a perfectly appetizing source of meat right in front of them.

“Well, I suppose we shouldn’t let go to waste.”

Zestasia licked his lips, salivating at the possibilities of the krovar meat. This was foreign territory for him. He had very limited knowledge about krovar. So like all great curious minds wanting to know more about something, Zestasia walked up and knelt in front of the carcass, inspecting it from a close distance.

He manipulated the sun ether around his left hand just enough to provide him with a cutting tool. He slid his hand across the belly of the beast and let the oozing liquid that he assumed was blood pour out. He reached into the carcass with the ether-covered hand and felt around for anything loose. It took him only a few moments to pull out something solid and it was a palm-sized filet, which again Zestasia was assuming. Nothing about what he felt inside the belly nor what he pulled out registered as common knowledge.

“So, this is what its come to, huh?” He kept his eyes on the piece of meat he held in his hand, rotating it within the palm and used his fingers as a makeshift rotisserie. He would spend the next couple of minutes slowly cooking the meat.

The fear of the unknown had crept into his mind so much that even as the piece of beef in his hand neared outward doneness and as Zestasia pressed his other hand against it, making sure it was perfectly cooked, he wasn’t sure. He had no idea of knowing if it was poisonous or not. If it was and he ate it, he could die, but if it wasn’t and he didn’t eat it, then he’ll be hungry.

Neither of those options was ideal

His mind kept dividing attention between what he held in his hand and if this actually was literal poison disguised as a delicious chunk of meat.

"Yo, guys," Zestasia beckoned to the group in a raised voice. "Does this look safe to eat?" He asked, holding up the filet of meat in his hand.
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