"The devil always has been, and always will be, a gentleman."
Welcome, traveler. If you're reading this, I'm assuming that you're bored out of your mind or merely curious. Either way, lets begin. I consider myself a mediocre writer, music addict, coffeeholic, and bringer of sass. But you can call me Haley. I have many nicknames here on the Guild, and you're welcome to come up with one on your own. I'll probably call you kid, darling, dear, sweetie, bean, dude, or dweeb - just like I do everyone else. My PM's are open to just about anyone, though I make no promises to be friendly all the time. I hate humans, and I love dogs. I'll be going to college in order to become a surgeon. (Do not message me with comments about how hard it will be, nor jokes about college debt. I will gut you and use your intestines to make festive holiday decorations.) Accordiing to most, I'm charming in an asshole-ish sort of way. These same people find me adorable. I disagree. My mind is always in the gutter, so if daddy jokes offend you, go away. I have a motherly demenor, and have adopted quite a few people here. Some have adopted me. I'm a sucker for pretty words, and my mind is a very dark place. If you're still here, kudos to you. Want to find out more useless facts? Keep reading.
"When often hiding our emotions from the world, we forget that our eyes never fail to show the truth."
When I first joined the Guild, I was a total dweeb - and still am. I joined the original Man vs. Women's race to 1000 thread, and for months she and I kicked ass together without really even saying a passing hello. One day, one of us (I can't remember which) out something about Icon For Hire in our signature and the other was like: OMG, and our bond kinda grew from there. We have so many things in common, yet enough differences to be our own person. There have been so many nights where I have stayed up until countless hours in the morning telling her things I would never dare breathe to another person. If we weren't seperated by a giant ocean, we would be unstoppable. Heck, we almost already are. Her characters are amazing. Her writing skills are phenomenal. Her singing is going to get her somewhere one day rather she wants to admit it or not. And honestly, I've never met a brighter ray of sunshine in my life. Our conversations are random as I'll get out, and when we're together, hold on to your hats. I may or may not have married her off to cheese.... XD Spirit Twin, sister, confidant and partner in crime since day one. f you're reading this, I love you, sweetie. ♡
*clears throat* M'kay. So when I first joined the Guid, Lady A was definitely one of the users that stuck out to me the most. Everyone knew her name, every thread that I read rather it be informational or an actual RP was amazeballs. I mean, it's pretty hard not to like, notice and love the Queen of RPG, my dudes. Everything she creates is a literal work of art, anyone who doesn't agree can fight me. I'll never forget the day she joined one of my RP's. I was literally buzzing with joy. I mean, Senpai had noticed me! Anyways, if you can show me another person who can GM 5-7 (or is it 8?) RPs at a time, have them all last 1-3 years, keep up with them all, keep your writers on tje edge of their seats as well as under control, and countless other things, I wouldn't even consider de-throwning her then. Why? Because she's fucking amazing. I have learned so much from her about GM-ing, being a writer, or just simply being a person. I've only ever explicitly asked her for help once - maybe twice - that I can think off, but you better believe that this woman is my mentor on the down low. I love You mom. ♡
@POOHEAD189 and @Altered Tundra Are my adopted uncles. Poo is the uncle that had his life together. He's got that kick ass nine to five job wearing a fabulous Italian suit. He'll show up to your birthday party and give you some serious cash as a present without hesitation. He'll expect you to shake ypur booty in return though. Tundy is the guy that stays up until three am perfecting his gaming skills and shows up to your party in cargo shorts. Chances are, he's gonna eat all of the potato chips. Don't give him the aux cord because you'll be feeling like a harass bitch, stripper, or crybaby. It's a toss up with this one. Both of them, however, are the kinda uncle to fight anyone who messes with you. @Cerces22Olympus have mercy... Looks like the crazy chick has adopted me as her demonic little sister, and I must say, I approve. We have similar music tastes, style, and we both have pretty much no filter for the sarcastic bitchy thoughts in our heads. 10/10 would recommend. @ZetsukoThe family pupper, and cuddle extrodinare. ♡ @Midnight Howl She adopted Souffle, and got me as well. @Strange Rodent He's that person that comes to the family reunions and takes all the food and pats everyones head and no one questioned it because we like 'em xD @MaraShitpost extrodinare, amazing music taste, aesthetic as fuck. 12/10 would recommend. @jakeb1993We both know the only reason that you've been stalking my profile is to see if I've added you, so I'll go ahead and get it over with.At first, I have to admit, he me kinda nervous. He's was/is the GM to my first ever Advanced RP and I was applying my character for a high ranking position of power, I was expecting him to be super harsh. Either my characters are amazing, or his cinnamon roll complex had something to do with said character being approved. Either way, I must say that he is hands down the best person I have ever worked with in terms of the GM/Co-GM relationship. He's a bit of a scardy cat, a softie, and he wants to bang all of the members form the bands I love, but yeah, he's cool. xD @PureHeroineYes, darling, I'm adding you here. She's the most right in the head of our group, and she knows it. Her characters are amazing, as well as her writing, and I must admit I enjoy a conversation with her. @OfWindAndRainThis mofo always insists on giving me a smothering hear hug, and makes me want to cut him constantly, but his company is not as horrible as I originally thought. Low-key my RPG bro. @Chasebloodcrest I stalk his profile, he stalks mine. We have the occasional deep conversation. All in all, my favorite chicken nugget. @TsarDev Basically the dude version of me. He's pretty cool, and sometimes it seems like we're on the same brain wave, which is freaky. Anyways, he's a nice dude, no matter what he tells you.
I realize that I'm probably missing some people. If you think you are worthy to be added, PM me. "Sometimes I find myself wondering what it would be like if I just stopped caring. Would I feel free? Would I become bitter? Would it even make a difference?"
Obsessions
》TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, The Ranch, Grace & Frankie, Supernatural, The 100, Chicago Med, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, and probably soon I'm forgetting. 》Books: The Percy Jackson series and all of its Spin-offs, The Mortal Instruments and all of its spin-offs, Stephen Kings Under The Dome and It, The Divergent and Hunger Games Trilogies, and many more. 》Food. Pretty much all good. 》Bands: Holy Hell. Anyone who knows me, knows I love my music and take it very seriously. I could give you a list of close to 200 bands at the moment, but instead, I'll tell you my latest obsessions: In This Moment, As It Is, Mayday Parade's new album, and Diamante's new album, Meg Myers.
"Call me crazy if you want. I'll probably just take it as a compliment."
'Fun' Facts
~I am stressed, depressed, and band obsessed. ~I am way more social on here than I ever have or will be in real life. ~ I LOVE thunderstorms. ~My favorite color is blue, since black is -technically- not a color. I hate the color pink. ~My birthday is May tenth. ~I'm from the States, NC, to be exact. My time zone is Eastern Standard Time. I am a southerner at heart. ~I support everyone's individuality, and will always stand up for my LGBTQ+ peeps. ~I have a journal full of random quotes from various people, bands, books, etc. ~My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells another someone that their mental illnes/issue/etc is all in their head. Yes, dickhead, you are scientifically correct, but you dont chose your mental illness. And if someone trusts you enough to come to you with something like that, and you brush them aside, you're lower than dog shit in my book. ~I want to get my nose pierced, re-dye my hair blue and perhaps get one or more tattoos. I also want more piercings in my ears. ~Band merch, dogs, pizza, bands, writing, and memes make me happy. ~My mind is always in the gutter. ~I am 5' 4". Though that is perfect average, I am shorter than 98% of the people I know and I have to climb to reach most things.
IF Y'ALL DON'T STOP PINGING ME IN THIS MUSHY, LOVEY, BS....!
Umm... where would I begin?
▪ Firstly my Palm Beach Royals family. Y'all are the bomb. The characters are diverse. The drama is... It's there for sure. You guys are patient, kind, and have helped me improve my writing skills in ways you will never know. Did I mention that we have some of the best GM's running this show?
▪ Secondly, a shout out to my family at Olympus Academy. I know I have yet to make a post, but I've been reading the posts and I'll have you guys some thing soon. The characters are amazing, and I can't wait to start writing with you all.
▪ Last, but most certainly not least, my peeps from Magia, Amore et Bellam. (Or however you spell it. I'm sleep deprived per usual. Fight me.)
Now... let's get down to the more serious business.
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》Drumroooolllll please. We all know her. We all love her. She's always mentioned in stuff like this. Please give a round of a plause for the one and only @SouffleGirl123. My sister from another Mister, spirit twin, confidante, and partner in crime. I've pretty much beaten the topic to death when it comes to you. Just know that I love ya ♡
》@Dirty Pretty Lies A goddess, a role model of a GM, and an all around ray of sunshine.
》@Altered Tundra Yet another person I would be lost without. An awesome person with even more awesome memes. You are that kind of uncle. I'm gonna buy you a plane ticket to the Nile.
》@Hellion My favorite RPG Newbie. Thank you for checking in on me. Please never stop drawing.
》@Briza ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Not much to put here, but I've admired you from afar for the longest time. I enjoy our short conversations.
》@Hedgehawk The creator of one of the best families of misfits that I have come to know and love. Thank you for bringing us together, listening to my rants and giving Salem, Ty, and Cleo a home.
》@ChasebloodcrestYou knew you were going to pop up eventually. Pinging this dude because he's literally one of my favorite authors. I appreciate you pushing me to be the best writer I can be. Never stop sending me your stories.
》@SammyPanda & @Esmeralda Two people so full of love, I simply don't know what to do with them. <3
》@TsarDev Thank you for bringing me endless laughter and enjoying my daddy jokes.
It's late.... so I'm going to ping a bunch of others. I'm a bit lazy to keep typing.
"Do you see what we've done? Gone and made fools of our selves."
Ariel was at a loss for words. Sure, the date had been great. The resturaunt was nice. The walk on the beach was nice, and Kavi.... was a complete gentleman. The kiss was fantastic, of course, but Ariel had returned said kiss because of the state if bliss she was in because of the date. And because Kavi was hot. Of course Ariel would never say this aloud as to not inflate the boys ego any further.
Nadia slinging the drink in Kavis face was enough to bring the young woman out of her thoughts. Both shocked and impressed, Ariel would never have expected Nadia as the type to do such a thing. After the trail of thoughts and the shock, Ariel felt herself filled with nothing but pure rage.
Kavi had a reputation. It was true that Ariel had feel for his charm and looked past that, but back to back dates with the both of them? And no 'it didn't work put text' for the sweetest girl in school? Not to mention he didn't tell her about Nadia. Of course he'd try to sweet talk his way out of it. What a dick.
No sooner than she finished the thought that Ariel felt her first colliding with Kavi's nose.
Oliver Grayson
"Well I never thought that you'd come tonight while the crowd hangs out on either side. Give me one last kiss for the Far To Young To Die."
Stella was such a great dancer. Luckily, Oliver found himself not tripping over his feet as much as he originally thought that he would. What he did find was the fact that he simply couldn't stop staring at Stella. From the way that she moved her hips to the slight smiles she through his way, she truly was... breath taking.
Towards the end of the song, Oliver found himself in a state of speechless bliss. Before he knew it, Stella was kissing him. Much to his surprise he liked it. Really liked it. As they pulled apart, Penny snatched Stella away before she could finish her sentence.
"Penny! I - wait! Stella!" he tried to call over the noise. What was she about to say? That she was sorry? She had no reason to be. Further more, Penny's best friend privileges didn't just give her the right to snatch Stel up right after a freaking kiss.
After the slight petty anger and shock came the mild confusion. Oliver was into guys. He had been watching gay porn since he was fourteen. So why did he like it when Stella kissed him? Why did he adore the dimples in her cheeks when she smiled? Why did he find himself smiling at the screen whenever she messaged. Was he... Was Oliver Gay Ass Bitch Boy Grayson falling for a chick?
”The gnashing teeth and criminal tongues conspire against the odds, but they haven't seen the best of us yet.”
Cleo had spent the day running errands. The DS headquarters needed food for the kitchen, as well as cleaning supplies. She would have grabbed some things for her house, but in recent months it had been all but abandoned. The Dark Shadow Headquarters was her home now. She had seen the news, but she also had the common sense to keep an eye on her phone. The proper authorities believed Aloysius to be dead, but he had sent a text requesting a meeting, which proved them wrong.
Arriving at HQ, Cleo made her way inside, arms covered in bags. Luckily, the door to the meeting room was open. Gently shoving people out of the way as she went, the woman made her way to the center of the room, placing the bags on the table. The scene around her was a mixture of emotions. Some people were in corners or lined up against the walls, having quiet conversations and shedding silent tears. Some - such as Lola - looked pissed. Others had their game faces. Last but not least, a particular someone was singing. ”Have some snacks, drink some Bleach. I honestly don't give a shit,” she announced before turning to glare daggers at Circe.
”Get out of Al's chair you incompetent, violent girl. Our leader isn't dead. Don't tell me that you don't have enough brain cells to check your phone.” Pulling up the sleeves on her teal colored long sleeved shirt, she turned to face the crowd with her arms folded, leaning back on the table to prop herself up. Her eyes would come to their final resting spot as she looked at the door, waiting on Aloysius to arrive.
I can definitely post again if needed, considering I ended my intro with Alex still at Huskers. @HaleyTheRandom, should I wait for Salem's response? Maybe she gives Alex a ride which will then place her there sort of following Salem's lead.
Kill two birds with one stone :)
You can do that if ya want. Salems response would just be something sort like "We gotta go. Get in the car."
I can definitely post again if needed, considering I ended my intro with Alex still at Huskers. @HaleyTheRandom, should I wait for Salem's response? Maybe she gives Alex a ride which will then place her there sort of following Salem's lead.
Kill two birds with one stone :)
You can do that if ya want. Salems response would just be something sort like "We gotta go. Get in the car."
Everyone here is ready to go. It's been a long year with nothing to show.
Lost in her thoughts, Archer had came back in better mood than when he had left for his cigarette break. She smiled politely and listened to his explanation, taking the drink that he offered her. Whoever spiked this, thank you. You're a god, the young woman thought as she took a sip. Lacing her fingers around the cup, she stared at the ground while listening to her friend. Processing all that he had said, she nodded.
”You're right, Archie. Hold my beer and watch this, I guess,” she said as she got up from her chair. Ariel had thought she had seen Marisol walk outside a few minutes previous, so that's where she was headed - at least until she heard Nadia.
Was Kavi flirting with April? Or Mara? Not that it was unlikely for him to do so, but….
Tonight had been horrible already. She was forced into an awkward situation with Archer. There were so many people around that it was making her anxiety go off the walls, and now Kavi had been texting Nadia. And from the way the other girl spoke, it sounded like Kavi was…. Dating her?
”What do you mean you didn't get a ‘sorry it's not working out text’,” she asked, her time hostile as she glanced at Nadia, then Kavi.
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[hr][hr][color=slategray][I][center]"The devil always has been, and always will be, a gentleman."[/center][/I][/color][hr][hr]
[color=gray][indent]Welcome, traveler. If you're reading this, I'm assuming that you're bored out of your mind or merely curious. Either way, lets begin.
I consider myself a mediocre writer, music addict, coffeeholic, and bringer of sass. But you can call me Haley. I have many nicknames here on the Guild, and you're welcome to come up with one on your own. I'll probably call you kid, darling, dear, sweetie, bean, dude, or dweeb - just like I do everyone else. My PM's are open to just about anyone, though I make no promises to be friendly all the time.
I hate humans, and I love dogs. I'll be going to college in order to become a surgeon. (Do [i][b][u]not[/u][/b][/i] message me with comments about how hard it will be, nor jokes about college debt. I will gut you and use your intestines to make festive holiday decorations.)
Accordiing to most, I'm charming in an asshole-ish sort of way. These same people find me adorable. I disagree. My mind is always in the gutter, so if daddy jokes offend you, go away. I have a motherly demenor, and have adopted quite a few people here. Some have adopted me. I'm a sucker for pretty words, and my mind is a very dark place.
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[Color=gray]When I first joined the Guild, I was a total dweeb - and still am. I joined the original Man vs. Women's race to 1000 thread, and for months she and I kicked ass together without really even saying a passing hello. One day, one of us (I can't remember which) out something about Icon For Hire in our signature and the other was like: OMG, and our bond kinda grew from there. We have so many things in common, yet enough differences to be our own person. There have been so many nights where I have stayed up until countless hours in the morning telling her things I would never dare breathe to another person. If we weren't seperated by a giant ocean, we would be unstoppable. Heck, we almost already are. Her characters are amazing. Her writing skills are phenomenal. Her singing is going to get her somewhere one day rather she wants to admit it or not. And honestly, I've never met a brighter ray of sunshine in my life. Our conversations are random as I'll get out, and when we're together, hold on to your hats. I may or may not have married her off to cheese.... XD Spirit Twin, sister, confidant and partner in crime since day one. f you're reading this, I love you, sweetie. ♡[/color]
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[color=gray]*clears throat* M'kay. So when I first joined the Guid, Lady A was definitely one of the users that stuck out to me the most. Everyone knew her name, every thread that I read rather it be informational or an actual RP was amazeballs. I mean, it's pretty hard [i]not[/i] to like, notice and love the Queen of RPG, my dudes. Everything she creates is a literal work of art, anyone who doesn't agree can fight me. I'll never forget the day she joined one of my RP's. I was literally buzzing with joy. I mean, Senpai had noticed me! Anyways, if you can show me another person who can GM 5-7 (or is it 8?) RPs at a time, have them all last 1-3 years, keep up with them all, keep your writers on tje edge of their seats as well as under control, and countless other things, I wouldn't even consider de-throwning her then. Why? Because she's fucking amazing. I have learned so much from her about GM-ing, being a writer, or just simply being a person. I've only ever explicitly asked her for help once - maybe twice - that I can think off, but you better believe that this woman is my mentor on the down low. I love You mom. ♡[/color]
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[@POOHEAD189] and [@Altered Tundra] [color=gray]Are my adopted uncles. Poo is the uncle that had his life together. He's got that kick ass nine to five job wearing a fabulous Italian suit. He'll show up to your birthday party and give you some serious cash as a present without hesitation. [s]He'll expect you to shake ypur booty in return though.[/s] Tundy is the guy that stays up until three am perfecting his gaming skills and shows up to your party in cargo shorts. Chances are, he's gonna eat all of the potato chips. Don't give him the aux cord because you'll be feeling like a harass bitch, stripper, or crybaby. It's a toss up with this one. Both of them, however, are the kinda uncle to fight anyone who messes with you. [/color]
[@Cerces22][color=gray]Olympus have mercy... Looks like the crazy chick has adopted me as her demonic little sister, and I must say, I approve. We have similar music tastes, style, and we both have pretty much no filter for the sarcastic bitchy thoughts in our heads. 10/10 would recommend. [/color]
[@Zetsuko][color=gray]The family pupper, and cuddle extrodinare. ♡[/color]
[@Midnight Howl] [color=gray]She adopted Souffle, and got me as well.[/color]
[@Strange Rodent] [color=gray] He's that person that comes to the family reunions and takes all the food and pats everyones head and no one questioned it because we like 'em xD[/color]
[@Mara][color=gray]Shitpost extrodinare, amazing music taste, aesthetic as fuck. 12/10 would recommend.[/color]
[@jakeb1993][color=gray][s]We both know the only reason that you've been stalking my profile is to see if I've added you, so I'll go ahead and get it over with.[/s]At first, I have to admit, he me kinda nervous. He's was/is the GM to my first ever Advanced RP and I was applying my character for a high ranking position of power, I was expecting him to be super harsh. Either my characters are amazing, or his cinnamon roll complex had something to do with said character being approved. Either way, I must say that he is hands down the best person I have ever worked with in terms of the GM/Co-GM relationship. He's a bit of a scardy cat, a softie, and he wants to bang all of the members form the bands I love, but yeah, he's cool. xD [/color]
[@PureHeroine][color=gray]Yes, darling, I'm adding you here. She's the most right in the head of our group, and she knows it. Her characters are amazing, as well as her writing, and I must admit I enjoy a conversation with her.[/color]
[@OfWindAndRain][color=gray]This mofo always insists on giving me a smothering hear hug, and makes me want to cut him constantly, but his company is not as horrible as I originally thought. Low-key my RPG bro.[/color]
[@Chasebloodcrest][color=gray] I stalk his profile, he stalks mine. We have the occasional deep conversation. All in all, my favorite chicken nugget.[/color]
[@TsarDev] Basically the dude version of me. He's pretty cool, and sometimes it seems like we're on the same brain wave, which is freaky. Anyways, he's a nice dude, no matter what he tells you.
[Center][color=gray]I realize that I'm probably missing some people. If you think you are worthy to be added, PM me.[/color]
[hr][hr][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/YkRLaKnKdDoVW/giphy.gif[/img][hr][hr][color=slategray][i]"Sometimes I find myself wondering what it would be like if I just stopped caring. Would I feel free? Would I become bitter? Would it even make a difference?"[/i][/color][hr][hr][/center]
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》TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, The Ranch, Grace & Frankie, Supernatural, The 100, Chicago Med, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, and probably soon I'm forgetting.
》Books: The Percy Jackson series and all of its Spin-offs, The Mortal Instruments and all of its spin-offs, Stephen Kings Under The Dome and It, The Divergent and Hunger Games Trilogies, and many more.
》Food. Pretty much all good.
》Bands: Holy Hell. Anyone who knows me, knows I love my music and take it very seriously. I could give you a list of close to 200 bands at the moment, but instead, I'll tell you my latest obsessions: In This Moment, As It Is, Mayday Parade's new album, and Diamante's new album, Meg Myers.[/color]
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[Color=gray] ~I am stressed, depressed, and band obsessed.
~I am way more social on here than I ever have or will be in real life.
~ I LOVE thunderstorms.
~My favorite color is blue, since black is -technically- not a color. I hate the color pink.
~My birthday is May tenth.
~I'm from the States, NC, to be exact. My time zone is Eastern Standard Time. I am a southerner at heart.
~I support everyone's individuality, and will always stand up for my LGBTQ+ peeps.
~I have a journal full of random quotes from various people, bands, books, etc.
~My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells another someone that their mental illnes/issue/etc is all in their head. Yes, dickhead, you are scientifically correct, but you dont chose your mental illness. And if someone trusts you enough to come to you with something like that, and you brush them aside, you're lower than dog shit in my book.
~I want to get my nose pierced, re-dye my hair blue and perhaps get one or more tattoos. I also want more piercings in my ears.
~Band merch, dogs, pizza, bands, writing, and memes make me happy.
~My mind is always in the gutter.
~I am 5' 4". Though that is perfect average, I am shorter than 98% of the people I know and I have to climb to reach most things.
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://fontmeme.com/signature-fonts/"><img src="https://fontmeme.com/permalink/180813/a8cc02f4a70fd01609f2e275d2f5125f.png" /></a><br><div class="bb-h2"><font color="gray">⥈</font><font color="silver"> ☾</font> <font color="gray">⥈</font></div><br><font color="gray"><sub><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i">Helpful Links:</span></span></sub></font><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/171504-haleys-uniquely-titled-hangout">My lame hangout thread.</a> ~ <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/171321-the-quiet-thoughts-of-an-overactive-mind">My unfiltered thoughts.</a> ~ <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/88196-and-the-mind-flows-freely">Character drop.</a><br><font color="gray"><span class="bb-b">Contact Information: Discord: <font color="#6ecff6">@HaleyTheRandom#6818<br>Email, Whatsapp and Facebook by request.</font></span></font><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMjeYTn00I0"><font color="#004b80">Pop-punk bullshit to keep you company.</font></a><br><font color="gray"><span class="bb-i">Last Updated October 19th, 2018. </span></font></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Click for info">Click for info [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="#c1cdcd">Brui</font><font color="silver">sed K</font><font color="darkgray">nees</font><font color="gray"> & Tir</font><font color="dimgray">ed E</font><font color="black">yes</font></div><br><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/rvdUftzA8567u/giphy.gif" /><img src="http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/black-and-white-moon-photography-talking-to-the-moon-Favim.com-233632.gif" /></div><br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><font color="slategray"><span class="bb-i"><div class="bb-center">"The devil always has been, and always will be, a gentleman."</div></span></font><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><br><font color="gray"><div class="bb-indent">Welcome, traveler. If you're reading this, I'm assuming that you're bored out of your mind or merely curious. Either way, lets begin.<br>I consider myself a mediocre writer, music addict, coffeeholic, and bringer of sass. But you can call me Haley. I have many nicknames here on the Guild, and you're welcome to come up with one on your own. I'll probably call you kid, darling, dear, sweetie, bean, dude, or dweeb - just like I do everyone else. My PM's are open to just about anyone, though I make no promises to be friendly all the time.<br>I hate humans, and I love dogs. I'll be going to college in order to become a surgeon. (Do <span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">not</span></span></span> message me with comments about how hard it will be, nor jokes about college debt. I will gut you and use your intestines to make festive holiday decorations.)<br>Accordiing to most, I'm charming in an asshole-ish sort of way. These same people find me adorable. I disagree. My mind is always in the gutter, so if daddy jokes offend you, go away. I have a motherly demenor, and have adopted quite a few people here. Some have adopted me. I'm a sucker for pretty words, and my mind is a very dark place.<br>If you're still here, kudos to you. Want to find out more useless facts? Keep reading.</div></font><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://78.media.tumblr.com/9bbca5f1217e3b7389bba41929e2bbc8/tumblr_mtyid4yG6u1si2z8ro1_500.gif" /><br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><font color="slategray"><span class="bb-i">"When often hiding our emotions from the world, we forget that our eyes never fail to show the truth."</span></font><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="black"><span class="bb-u">People I Find Tolerable</span></font></div></div><br><div class="bb-center"><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/soufflegirl123">@SouffleGirl123</a><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="God gods almighty, where do I begin?">God gods almighty, where do I begin? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="gray">When I first joined the Guild, I was a total dweeb - and still am. I joined the original Man vs. Women's race to 1000 thread, and for months she and I kicked ass together without really even saying a passing hello. One day, one of us (I can't remember which) out something about Icon For Hire in our signature and the other was like: OMG, and our bond kinda grew from there. We have so many things in common, yet enough differences to be our own person. There have been so many nights where I have stayed up until countless hours in the morning telling her things I would never dare breathe to another person. If we weren't seperated by a giant ocean, we would be unstoppable. Heck, we almost already are. Her characters are amazing. Her writing skills are phenomenal. Her singing is going to get her somewhere one day rather she wants to admit it or not. And honestly, I've never met a brighter ray of sunshine in my life. Our conversations are random as I'll get out, and when we're together, hold on to your hats. I may or may not have married her off to cheese.... XD Spirit Twin, sister, confidant and partner in crime since day one. f you're reading this, I love you, sweetie. ♡</font></div></div><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/lady-amalthea">@Lady Amalthea</a><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Here, have another thing to click.">Here, have another thing to click. [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="gray">*clears throat* M'kay. So when I first joined the Guid, Lady A was definitely one of the users that stuck out to me the most. Everyone knew her name, every thread that I read rather it be informational or an actual RP was amazeballs. I mean, it's pretty hard <span class="bb-i">not</span> to like, notice and love the Queen of RPG, my dudes. Everything she creates is a literal work of art, anyone who doesn't agree can fight me. I'll never forget the day she joined one of my RP's. I was literally buzzing with joy. I mean, Senpai had noticed me! Anyways, if you can show me another person who can GM 5-7 (or is it 8?) RPs at a time, have them all last 1-3 years, keep up with them all, keep your writers on tje edge of their seats as well as under control, and countless other things, I wouldn't even consider de-throwning her then. Why? Because she's fucking amazing. I have learned so much from her about GM-ing, being a writer, or just simply being a person. I've only ever explicitly asked her for help once - maybe twice - that I can think off, but you better believe that this woman is my mentor on the down low. I love You mom. ♡</font></div></div></div><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/poohead189">@POOHEAD189</a> and <a class="bb-mention" href="/users/altered-tundra">@Altered Tundra</a> <font color="gray">Are my adopted uncles. Poo is the uncle that had his life together. He's got that kick ass nine to five job wearing a fabulous Italian suit. He'll show up to your birthday party and give you some serious cash as a present without hesitation. <span class="bb-s">He'll expect you to shake ypur booty in return though.</span> Tundy is the guy that stays up until three am perfecting his gaming skills and shows up to your party in cargo shorts. Chances are, he's gonna eat all of the potato chips. Don't give him the aux cord because you'll be feeling like a harass bitch, stripper, or crybaby. It's a toss up with this one. Both of them, however, are the kinda uncle to fight anyone who messes with you. </font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/cerces22">@Cerces22</a><font color="gray">Olympus have mercy... Looks like the crazy chick has adopted me as her demonic little sister, and I must say, I approve. We have similar music tastes, style, and we both have pretty much no filter for the sarcastic bitchy thoughts in our heads. 10/10 would recommend. </font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/zetsuko">@Zetsuko</a><font color="gray">The family pupper, and cuddle extrodinare. ♡</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/midnight-howl">@Midnight Howl</a> <font color="gray">She adopted Souffle, and got me as well.</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/strange-rodent">@Strange Rodent</a> <font color="gray"> He's that person that comes to the family reunions and takes all the food and pats everyones head and no one questioned it because we like 'em xD</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/mara">@Mara</a><font color="gray">Shitpost extrodinare, amazing music taste, aesthetic as fuck. 12/10 would recommend.</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/jakeb1993">@jakeb1993</a><font color="gray"><span class="bb-s">We both know the only reason that you've been stalking my profile is to see if I've added you, so I'll go ahead and get it over with.</span>At first, I have to admit, he me kinda nervous. He's was/is the GM to my first ever Advanced RP and I was applying my character for a high ranking position of power, I was expecting him to be super harsh. Either my characters are amazing, or his cinnamon roll complex had something to do with said character being approved. Either way, I must say that he is hands down the best person I have ever worked with in terms of the GM/Co-GM relationship. He's a bit of a scardy cat, a softie, and he wants to bang all of the members form the bands I love, but yeah, he's cool. xD </font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/pureheroine">@PureHeroine</a><font color="gray">Yes, darling, I'm adding you here. She's the most right in the head of our group, and she knows it. Her characters are amazing, as well as her writing, and I must admit I enjoy a conversation with her.</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/ofwindandrain">@OfWindAndRain</a><font color="gray">This mofo always insists on giving me a smothering hear hug, and makes me want to cut him constantly, but his company is not as horrible as I originally thought. Low-key my RPG bro.</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/chasebloodcrest">@Chasebloodcrest</a><font color="gray"> I stalk his profile, he stalks mine. We have the occasional deep conversation. All in all, my favorite chicken nugget.</font><br><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/tsardev">@TsarDev</a> Basically the dude version of me. He's pretty cool, and sometimes it seems like we're on the same brain wave, which is freaky. Anyways, he's a nice dude, no matter what he tells you.<br><div class="bb-center"><font color="gray">I realize that I'm probably missing some people. If you think you are worthy to be added, PM me.</font><br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/YkRLaKnKdDoVW/giphy.gif" /><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><font color="slategray"><span class="bb-i">"Sometimes I find myself wondering what it would be like if I just stopped caring. Would I feel free? Would I become bitter? Would it even make a difference?"</span></font><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"></div><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-u"><div class="bb-h2"><font color="black">Obsessions</font></div></span></div><br><font color="gray">》TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, The Ranch, Grace & Frankie, Supernatural, The 100, Chicago Med, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, and probably soon I'm forgetting.<br>》Books: The Percy Jackson series and all of its Spin-offs, The Mortal Instruments and all of its spin-offs, Stephen Kings Under The Dome and It, The Divergent and Hunger Games Trilogies, and many more.<br>》Food. Pretty much all good.<br>》Bands: Holy Hell. Anyone who knows me, knows I love my music and take it very seriously. I could give you a list of close to 200 bands at the moment, but instead, I'll tell you my latest obsessions: In This Moment, As It Is, Mayday Parade's new album, and Diamante's new album, Meg Myers.</font><br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://78.media.tumblr.com/0bddf5490fead32c42deda002857b712/tumblr_n5xro1kI7j1s7mgnxo1_500.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><span class="bb-i"><font color="slategray"><div class="bb-center">"Call me crazy if you want. I'll probably just take it as a compliment."</div></font></span><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-u"><font color="black"><div class="bb-h2">'Fun' Facts</div></font></span></div><br><font color="gray"> ~I am stressed, depressed, and band obsessed.<br>~I am way more social on here than I ever have or will be in real life.<br>~ I LOVE thunderstorms.<br>~My favorite color is blue, since black is -technically- not a color. I hate the color pink.<br>~My birthday is May tenth.<br>~I'm from the States, NC, to be exact. My time zone is Eastern Standard Time. I am a southerner at heart.<br>~I support everyone's individuality, and will always stand up for my LGBTQ+ peeps.<br>~I have a journal full of random quotes from various people, bands, books, etc.<br>~My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells another someone that their mental illnes/issue/etc is all in their head. Yes, dickhead, you are scientifically correct, but you dont chose your mental illness. And if someone trusts you enough to come to you with something like that, and you brush them aside, you're lower than dog shit in my book.<br>~I want to get my nose pierced, re-dye my hair blue and perhaps get one or more tattoos. I also want more piercings in my ears.<br>~Band merch, dogs, pizza, bands, writing, and memes make me happy.<br>~My mind is always in the gutter.<br>~I am 5' 4". Though that is perfect average, I am shorter than 98% of the people I know and I have to climb to reach most things.</font></div></div><br><br></div>
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