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No Mercy Wrestling Legends - The continuation of a long running wrestling career roleplay with @Shu. Fiona Chevalier tries to battle her way to the top of professional women's wrestling, making very few friends and a whole lot of enemies along the way.

Black Flags of the Abecean - An Elder Scrolls pirate roleplay GMed by @Shu. Brinlaith, a troubled Nord healer, attempts to survive the pirate-infested waters of the Abecean Sea alongside a group of strangers.



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Dan Rich wasn't wrong about the effect Raven Veyn had. Fiona had studied some of her matches, but seeing her in person, standing in the ring as she made her way towards it for a fight, was something else. Fiona wasn't easily intimidated, already experienced with taking on taller or stronger opponents, but face to face with Raven, her mind started to race with incredibly unhelpful thoughts. If Isabella couldn't take her, what chance do I have? I barely beat Tanya, and Raven's twice the wrestler she is. She's so much stronger than I am, and just as quick, too. I'm not ready for this...

She tried to force some stillness into her mind, before the last of her confidence could be eroded. Running her hands through her black hair, she kept moving, walking about in the small space of her corner, eyes wandering between her two opponents. She had to find a way to keep a clear head, to keep her fear from influencing her decision-making.

"Our top three ladies are in the ring together," Dan Rich declared. "Now it's time to keep them there, with the help of a steel cage!"

The cage began to lower around the ring until it fully enclosed them, offering next to no space outside the ropes and promising a painful stop to anyone thrown into the air. It was a tall climb, one that would only become more difficult the more hits they took, the more tired they got. And if they picked a poor moment to escape, a competitor would no doubt send them crashing back to the mat.

Ready or not, here we go...

The bell rang loud and clear, getting the women's steel cage match underway. A three way standoff began the fight, each woman emerging from her corner and eyeing up the opposition. Fiona felt like she knew what she had to do, but wasn't sure how best to do it now that the moment was here. She needed to show Elina she was serious about the proposed plan, that she wanted to work together to take down Raven, not just benefit herself by letting Elina take the brunt of the former CSW champ.

So she flanked Raven to the opposite side from Elina, closing in to engage her in a high grapple and getting ready to use every bit of strength she had. Locking horns with a much more powerful opponent was sure to end in disaster, but if it gave Elina a good opening, maybe she could gain control before Raven would have a chance to do much damage.
It wasn't quite like when they faced off the previous month, as the Texan venue then had practically been a home match for Elina. Still, she had fans everywhere she went, and a lot more experience strutting with the spotlight on her. Plenty of the Chicago crowd wanted to see Elina in the finale, to get her one-on-one rematch against Raven, and for that to happen, Fiona had to stay trapped in the steel cage. Fiona had to hope her rival's reason would win out over her pride, and go along with what she'd suggested in the parking lot.

Elina made her way up onto the apron, leveling her hands out at Fiona in the shape of her finger gun, the same way she did last time, but when the time came for the shots to be fired, she snapped her hands up and then lowered them down to her sides. Fiona didn't react visibly, but she had no idea what to make of it. Is she trying to say she's with me? Or is she just trying to get me to lower my guard once the bell rings?

She vaulted into the ring to join Fiona, though she paid her younger opponent no further attention, basking in the audience's affection while she still had some time left to do so.

Fiona tried to stay loose in her corner, stretching and jumping and mentally running through all the things she'd practiced over the last few days. The anticipation began to build for the arrival of the third and final competitor, the woman who forced none other than Isabella Cadiz to tap out last week. If we work together, we can take her, I know we can. Have to believe this can work...
The lights in the arena dimmed, and after a moment of relative stillness and silence, Fiona's music began to blare over the speakers, blue and white light bathing the fans around the stage area, who cheered at the revelation that the match's youngest competitor would be making her entrance first. Fiona came out all smiles and confidence, pointing and grinning at a large sign a fan made for her in the upper levels. She knew right away her opponents were going to get bigger pops from the crowd, with the years they'd had to establish a fanbase from their multiple accolades, but everyone in the building was looking forward to seeing Fiona wrestle too. Win or lose, her matches were never boring.

"Fiona Chevalier had a wild road to get here," Dan Rich explained after the ring announcer introduced her and she started heading down the ramp. "Her controversial round one win over Shin Choon-hee was left in the past after a brilliant performance agaisnt Tanya Redd in the extreme rules round."

"You're exactly right, Dan," Rhonda agreed. "She showed the NMW world just how tough she really is last week, and I think she'll do it again tonight."

"She'll have to," said Brent. "Surviving Tanya Redd is one thing. Surviving in a steel cage against two of the meanest NMW has to offer is another thing entirely."

Fiona passed beneath the suspended steel cage, eyes glancing up at it, exhaling a visible breath to keep herself steady and focused. She'd started to grow more comfortable with it sparring against her training partners, but Raven Veyn was going to require a whole lot more than that. As for Elina... she didn't know what to think. She hoped they could work together once the bell rung, but the more she thought about it, the more she felt like she shouldn't have said anything to her in the parking garage.

She walked up the steel steps at the corner of the ring, ducking between the ropes, her demeanor a little more serious than it usually was before a match, but she focused on her music, and finding groups of her fans in the crowd. Shaking hands with the referee and the ring announcer, she took her place in one of the corners as her theme started to fade.

"Fiona Chevalier's in the ring and looks ready for the biggest match of her career so far," Dan Rich commented. "Let's meet the first of her opponents."


B R I N L A I T H & R U L - A M A N
B R I N L A I T H & R U L - A M A N


10th of Midyear, 4E 200




The undead moved in from nearly every direction. With their path back to the beach quickly cut off by shambling corpses descending the mountainsides, Rul and Brinlaith had only one option; straight forward, into the sand-choked canyon. The nearest of the undead were closing fast, hemming Rul and Brinlaith from behind and both flanks. It would mean a long sprint across open ground with no cover, but there was no other way. The rocky walls rose steeply on either side, broken by narrow ledges and sharp outcroppings. There were no caves or trails anywhere along the face of the stone, nowhere to hide. The canyon’s great maw yawned ahead, a jagged wound in the earth that seemed to be ominously beckoning toward the Redguard and his Nord companion.

Without a doubt, the only reason they were still alive was the merciful fact that the shambling undead did not move very quickly, even surrounding them as they so did. Rul-Aman would like to boast he had survived worse things than this, and it was an arguable fact, but this was certainly the most frightening in a long while.

Then again, an exploding ship in the middle of the sea was a strong contender, so maybe they would get lucky here as well.

He swiped at any corpse that lurched into range, but thankfully, most of the closest ones were dozens of meters away. Still, if one of them tripped, it might be all over. As the canyon's sides loomed over them, and though it gave him a bit of claustrophobia, he was glad to have some barriers that kept the monstrosities from coming in from the sides and front. "Just a bit further and we'll have lost them!"

Brinlaith wished she shared Rul's optimism. Just a bit further was going to be about as much as she could manage at this pace. She was no long-distance runner at the best of times, let alone operating off a few hours' sleep in the sweltering heat of some isle in the Abecean. If the whole island is overrun with this rot, then we are well and truly fucked...

She couldn't resist any longer. She used the breath she might've spent on a reply to snarl instead, as she unleashed a bolt of magical flame from her hand. It was aimed for center mass of the nearest undead, bursting through the creature's rotting ribcage and sending bits of decayed bone and festering innards scattering among the underbrush. It collapsed in a heap, and Brinlaith found herself fighting the urge to smile.

Whoosh.

An arrow suddenly whistled through the air, its sharp tip gleaming in the sunlight before it plunged downward. It sailed just over Brinlaith and Rul, striking the sandy earth with a soft thud a few paces ahead. Its ragged, brine-stained feathers fluttered in the breeze. The arrow had not come from behind but rather from high above.

In their frantic flight from the undead, Rul and Brinlaith had passed beneath the two colossal stone bridges that spanned the canyon. Along the easternmost structure, barely visible in the distance, stood at least a dozen figures spaced evenly across the length of the bridge. Despite looking up into the blinding midday sun, Rul and Brinlaith could just see the distant figures raising drawn bows. Two more arrows whisked through the air; one skimming the ground while the other buried itself deep into the sand, having narrowly missed Rul. Over the droning of the undead the distant twang of bows could be heard as the attackers on the bridge took their shots.

"Mother fucker!"

Normally he would never be so vulgar around a lady, but this was a rare time when he felt completely justified. He stumbled from the exhaustion, before using his momentum to fall into a roll to dodge the arrows, temporarily forgetting of Brinlaith. He's done his best but he's not a bloody hero!

Despite that acknowledgement, however, he did glance back at Brinlaith, and seeing the arrows still streaking forward, decided to rip off his cloak and surge to his feet, weaving the cloak before him to catch any arrows that sailed too close to their position. "I don't suppose you have any magic to help in this situation?" He deadpanned.

"Just don't get shot in the head!" Brinlaith shouted back, visibly irritated, though more at their predicament than at Rul specifically. "So long as we're not corpses I can fix us up."

It was starting to look more likely they'd be joining the ranks of the dead soon, however. Having archers shooting down at them from on high was the last thing they needed right now, and Brinlaith found an indignant fury bubbling up within her chest that they were shooting at her rather than the undead in pursuit. Despite all the tumultuous events of her life, she wasn't all that experienced with being shot at. She found that the novelty wore off very quickly.

"We're friendly!" She cried up at her attackers, hoping they could hear her, understand her, and actually listen. "We mean no harm!"

Hoping for the best, Brinlaith still cowered behind Rul-Aman as much as she could, the speed of their flight slowed now that they were both trying to keep their heads down.

Brinlaith and Rul had already put a wide distance between themselves and the undead, yet arrows continued to surge down from the bridge above. The attackers showed no sign of stopping, forcing the pair to twist and dodge with every shot. Behind them, the moans of the zombified people began to fade, replaced by the steady thump of arrows striking the sand. The end of the canyon was now visible in the distance - but it was still a long run.

It was a miracle by HoonDing they had yet to be skewered. He wished for once he was more armored. It was one of the few times he felt his weaving and dodging wasn't effective enough to keep himself alive. He started to think their best bet would to simply run forward and hope for the best, and when that thought solidified in his mind, he glanced back at Brinlaith still cowering behind him. He felt like everything he did was the wrong move in her eyes, but maybe he was simply being a fool.

"Stick close to my back, or I'll have to take your hand again, we need to move." He told her, more of a warning than anything. At any confirmation from her end, he would start moving forward, running fast enough to shield Brinlaith, while simultaneously trying to shroud himself with his cloak. Sep guide him, because this was fucked.

"Just go!" was Brinlaith's confirmation. She was tired, but more than capable of digging deep and not being left behind, at least for the next short stretch. All the while the rage continued to build in her, and she began to imagine suitable fates for these assholes emptying their quivers at them.

There must have been a class or two at the University that would've taught her something more useful for this situation. Maybe if she hadn't been so preoccupied with her own pursuits she wouldn't be forced to rely on a stranger and the grace of the gods.

Dust and heat shimmered at the canyon’s mouth as Brinlaith and Rul neared the brink, the walls of stone ending at the expanse of the blazing desert ahead. - Which offered no salvation. For a heartbeat the world around Rul and Brinlaith seemed to slow as what was surely their doom drew near. But instead, the desert gave it’s answer. Or perhaps it was the gods, seeing fit to offer some reprieve to the wayward man and woman. Or maybe just a change of fortune. A rolling thunder rose from just ahead, deep and growing louder by the moment. Out of the shimmering horizon, eight horsemen erupted like a sandstorm given form, their silhouettes cutting through the haze with frightening speed. Sunlight blazed across their half plate armor and spiked helms. Their raised scimitars caught the light resembling shining crescents, a sight both beautiful and deadly. They did not slow as they charged, their single line formation flawless as they beared down on the canyon as if summoned by the chaos. At the last possible instant, two of the riders sheathed their blades and leaned dangerously low in their saddles, arms outstretched toward Rul and Brinlaith.

Rul-Aman held his hand out, but not to take. He held it out to halt Brinlaith in her mad flight, protectively. He found he was prepared to cut down the horsemen, or do his best to. Yet, when he noticed their hands were outstretched to aid them, Rul made the knee jerk reaction to accept. He knew if these turned out to be enemies, they had no chance surviving, and if they turned out to be allies, they were saved. He was a gambler, and they needed to gamble to live.

"Alright," he said, more to himself than Brinlaith. He took the man's hand in his own, and gave Brinlaith a look that was as devil-may-care as any he had previously given.

Brinlaith had much the same thought process. Armed with just a knife and insufficient fire magic, she was no match for a charging line of cavalry. If they were hostile, then honestly, Brinlaith felt honored. Shambling undead, archers from on high, and mounted swordsmen, all to kill a ragged little Nord healer and the Redguard still willing to defend her in the face of their imminent destruction. Perhaps the world was simply tired of letting her get away with it. Fair enough.

But they extended hands rather than blades, and Brinlaith took the one that was offered without a second thought, pulling herself up into the saddle behind the unfamiliar rider and holding on for dear life.

It seemed, at least for one more day, she could keep getting away with it.
Fiona waited backstage, feeling like Mr. Deguara's speech was taking forever. Biggest stage yet, here we come. Her gear for the night consisted of a light blue bra top, bottoms, and knee pads, with a white, tightly-fitted fishnet crop top and hip cutouts, as well as white wrestling boots and fingerless gloves. She felt like it was a cute look, and would be a stark contrast to the colors Elina would wear, not to mention probably the exact opposite of the look the Goth Queen Raven would go for.

If there was a night to stand out, it was tonight. Her performance in the steel cage would no doubt cement the narrative around her, either that she was truly a rising star and a top contender for the belt, or that she was still a young midcard wrestler who just had a fortunate run through the bracket. Fiona was interested to find out the answer for herself. Either way, unless she got completely dominated tonight, she'd already succeeded in gaining the attention of plenty of new fans, who wanted to see where she was headed in the months to come.

She exchanged a glance with Kendra, who gave her space off to the side, nodding in support as the moment neared for Fiona to make her entrance. Her partner had put in a huge amount of effort and support behind the scenes to help Fiona find success, efforts the NMW fanbase hadn't even begun to acknowledge. Fiona couldn't wait until they could share the ring together again, and start fighting for some glory side-by-side.

For now, she had the fight of her life to focus on. Fiona let Antonio's words wash over her, letting her energy build alongside the crowd's. She'd need every bit of that energy to make it through what was sure to be a grueling battle to come.
"Don't think there'll be any winking," Fiona clarified, half-smiling at the thought, which was a little absurd after how mean their singles match had become a few weeks ago. "We're not going to become friends if this works. If I'm in the title fight a week from now, I'm going to fight tooth and nail to take it, and I know you'd do the same. This is just a one-night deal, plain and simple."

She could understand why Elina was being hesitant, as she no doubt had plenty of experience dealing with offers backstage and shaky alliances from her years in the profession. But Fiona was about as much of an open book as Elina was ever going to come across; she'd never backstabbed anyone in her career so far, and she didn't plan to. She hoped Elina would be able to see that.

Fiona picked up her bag again. "I've said my piece, you know my plan. We don't have to shake on it, just... think about it. And I'll see you in the ring."

She started towards the stage area again, Kendra following alongside, but it was hard to miss the way Elina's expression hardened as they separated. Suddenly Fiona found herself having second thoughts about the whole thing. Did I just make everything worse? She probably would've focused on Raven anyway, maybe all I did was put myself on her radar.

She pushed the thought from her mind, not really wanting to think about making deals and alliances anymore. She just wanted to get into her gear, and get herself ready for her first fight inside the confines of a steel cage.
"Sure," Fiona acknowledged. "Doesn't mean it's not the right idea, though. If you're on the attack against Raven, you won't have to watch your back for me. And it'd be nice to know I can count on the same." She didn't know Elina well enough to say if she could trust her even if she agreed, but it was worth a shot.

"I know if we're fighting each other, Raven's not going to stand and watch. She'll pick one of us and make it hurt. And my guess is she'd go for you first. I'd love to fight this out cleanly, but in a triple threat, is that even possible?" To tell the truth, she didn't know how her fans would react no matter what she did, what they would want her to do. Attack someone from behind, blindside them? Or stand back and let the other two duke it out? Either choice seemed underhanded, and faced with that, Fiona wanted to try what was most sensible for her chances in the tournament.
"I know exactly what you mean," Fiona agreed readily. "Feels like months ago we had our match. I know I've certainly learned a lot since then. I'm sure you remember how much you learned every few matches the first couple years of your career."

It was a bit blustery, but Fiona did genuinely feel like she was growing more dangerous with every few weeks that passed in NMW. The level of competition was forging her into a fiercer competitor than what her rookie year could offer. She wasn't arrogant enough to think she was on a level with the likes of Elina, Raven, and others at just twenty-one years of age, but she did feel like she was making steady progress towards that point.

"But... since I found you here," Fiona hesitated a moment, not very experienced toeing the line between being tactical and being underhanded, "maybe we shouldn't be wasting our focus on each other. We both know what we're up against tonight. And I think we both know tonight is our best chance to take her down."

She set her bag down, crossing her arms and glancing around at the parking garage, not seeing anyone else. "It would be a lot easier to fight Raven tonight if we both didn't have to worry about watching our backs... wouldn't it?"
As much as Fiona wanted to say she'd earned her way into a main event match for NMW, she was glad the women's side of the tournament would be opening the show, and not forced to wait all the way to the end. She was as prepared as she felt she could be, but confidence had proven to be elusive throughout the week. Tonight she'd be stepping into the ring for the fourth time in five weeks, against two of the toughest opponents she'd ever faced. Elina had fought through the same tally of matches, but Raven would be the freshest of the three, having breezed through the first round. Fiona had to hope Raven was feeling lingering effects from her battle against Isabella.

She walked in silence beside Kendra through the parking area, dressed casually in a pair of baggy olive cargo pants, a cropped white tank, and sneakers, comfortable in the warmth of the late August Chicago evening. Fiona was used to surprising the fans and beating the odds at this point, but tonight she knew she'd need to surprise herself as well. Her focus settled where it usually did, on giving the fans the best show possible, leaving everything in the ring, and letting the rest work itself out. In a weird way, she was less nervous for tonight than she had been the last two rounds. She'd already crushed the expectations coming into this tournament, so it felt like she was playing with house money at this point.

By chance, Fiona spotted Elina Zamora making her way in at the same time, and suddenly Fiona was quite glad she had Kendra with her. She didn't think Elina would feel the need to ambush her before the match, but her record as a judge of character was less than perfect. Elina already had her gear on beneath a robe, and thankfully Uberto Cafrune was nowhere to be seen. Probably preparing for his own match.

"Elina," Fiona greeted, a little tersely, once it became clear that her rival was approaching her. "Congrats on making it this far. Ash and Ada were tough competition to go through." She meant it sincerely, too. Having watched both matches several times, Elina displayed remarkable toughness to be able to power through the offensives that were thrown at her.
"A hyena," Fiona repeated, unable to keep from laughing a little. "There are worse things to be, I guess."

It was a sound plan for any triple threat match. Thanks to the rather rigid scheduling of the now-defunct NMWW, it was going to be Fiona's first triple threat match, as well as her first match inside a steel cage. Hyena or not, Fiona was going to have to take on her two deadly opponents at some point. Maybe they did hate each other, but they also didn't find success in their respective careers by being stupid. They weren't going to just let her escape while they fought each other, nor would they let her get away with endlessly blindsiding them.

The longer the fight went, the harder it would be to escape the cage quickly, and if she wasn't the first to get out, she'd be trapped in a one-on-one against the remaining opponent. Everything was telling Fiona to do what Kendra said, skirt around the fight, take only opportunistic strikes, get them to fight each other again, and then find an early moment to get out and earn her spot in the title match. But all of that wasn't how Fiona wanted to fight, how her fans wanted her to fight. They wanted to see her get even against Elina, to prove she could hang with the best on the roster like Raven, to fight fearlessly like she had her whole career so far.

She could plan all she wanted; she knew she'd end up deciding what to do in the moment anyway, based on what felt right.

Sighing, she stood and tapped on Kendra's shoulder. "Come on, let's get something to eat. Got more work to do today."
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