Silent Showers — Roleplayer Guild

Alright! Yes, hello! Nice to meet you! This is going to be my first attempt at starting a 1x1 interest check. As time goes on I'll naturally be updating it with new information, ideas, and cravings.

"Requirements" (more a polite request really)

- I'd like to see at least two to three decent paragraphs, if things just won't stretch then at least give me more to work with than "And he/she ate an apple while looking at you". I can go anywhere from a paragraph to a multi-paragraph megapost, it just depends on who I'm writing with and how I'm feeling about the story.

- Please be at least 18 years of age, preferably 21+. This is a thing of comfort.

- If you're done or don't wanna continue that's fine, I won't hold it against you if you happen to vanish into the æther.

- Don't ask me to play a Canon character from a fandom. I won't do it and I won't entertain the idea.

-Be prepared for 18+ content, sex, drugs, violence, foul language ect. Fair warning I like to smut as much as a lonely housewife reads trashy romance novels.

-Romantic pairings will be MxF however I'll happily play a platonic MxM pairing though I do typically main Male characters but can play supporting female characters well enough. I'll preface all of this by saying I'm not really looking for strictly platonic or alternative relationships diverging from the above, so it's safe to assume romantic relationships are desired in a majority of cases.

-PLEASE contact me via PM, it's the easiest way for me to keep track of people.

That's about it!



Plot/Pairing/Setting Combos!

So, I may as well just dive head first into my hair brained shamefully indulgent idea. What I'm thinking of is your typical trash tier off-season isekai anime setting, yeah? Shield Hero moment, but our resident lowlife neet turned would-be hero is most certainly not a well adjusted or morally upright member of society. As such, he'll be expected to go across the land to get stronger, form a party and save the world from [insert generic BBEG here]. But, instead, he embraces the worst parts of this world's society/ies and goes all in on the world of unpaid interns.

What I have knocking around in my head is this reincarnated "Hero" has no interest in changing this world, but through his pursuit of selfish indifferent hedonism, he begins to inadvertently make changes within the social structures and systems of the nation/s he finds himself in. The kicker for all of this is he goes around to unpaid intern agencies and treats them like thrift stores, finding the mostly unwanted/undesirable interns to collect like some twisted granny going to the Goodwill to find new porcelain dolls for her display cabinets. But y'know, actual people. He does not discriminate be they inhuman, painfully human, all shapes and sizes, he's just chasing the deal; and you know, the benefits of unpaid labor.

To touch upon how this less than kosher behavior is in any way making a difference. Well, he's not really that bad of a guy, for the most part, kinda.. Even if our erstwhile drain upon society is actively treating living thinking people like Gacha game characters, he's also only ever uplifting the most downtrodden and abused sorts he finds. An avenue to approach this from a "long term" angle would be for Thrift King to build some sort of estate, a place to keep his collection and insulate himself and by extension his Gacha inventory from the worst this cruel new reality has to offer. Another approach would be him railing against those who sought to set him upon their enemies, essentially bringing their own destruction. i.e. Thrift King sets in motion sweeping changes to the status quo, or not. Maybe he doesn't want to rock the boat and that too puts him into a position that fundamentally dismantles the inhumane practices of this world. Although, the summoning nation/actors being the real "bad guys" is something of a tired trope at this point as well; can't win every contest of originality. 

So, to summarize my chaotic ramblings, this is basically a slave harem fantasy slice of life dumpster fire with everything you'd associate to something such as that. There's more than enough room for tweaking this and I'm more than open to shifting just about everything around to make this into something that we both want. Just hit me up and we'll plan things out like it's 1939 and Poland happens to be looking extra Thicc that morning.

All that said, there is the soft expectation that more than one or two characters will be played by each of us, particularly my partner as I would like them to take a number of the intern roles. I am not an unfair individual however, and will more than happily handle the "administrative" parts of building and maintaining a functioning world for us to live in. But, everything in this is a team effort after all, and I am ready to give and take responsibilities and creative burdens. You will not be the only one to advance the story; in fact, there may be times where you just have to play around the set [D&D reference incoming] encounter I thought up while soaking in the bath drinking a redbull. I'm not hard to work with I promise. 

So, if you are at all intrigued, hit me up and I'll yap your ear off as long as you'll let me! 

And remember; inquiries are encouraged and a PM does not obligate you to play with me, even if we played a gameshow's worth of Q&A.


As is the usual for me, this is going to be something of a ecchi quasi-harem fantasy isekai story. It's my vice, I enjoy it, I will not apologize for it. 

SO, the meat a potatoes. If you've seen or know of Eminence in Shadows, the foundation of this is quite similar. Y'boy here meets an embarrassing and untimely end and is given the opportunity to start over in a new world. He agrees, and with this new life, he wants to be the mysterious Hero and the elusive dastardly villain. 

The way he does this? Why, he creates two organizations to battle it out! One an in-your-face evil group with vile plans of subterfuge and power hungry world domination from the shadows. The other, an inverse shadow organization who's entire existence is to thwart the evils and wrongdoing of their opposing clandestine sibling. 

Their connection? Why, it's our guy of course. He plays secretive and mysterious vigilante leader during the day, organizing and directing his team/s of absurdly powerful and loyal followers in pursuit of their nemesis organization which, he also moonlights as the leader of. 

It's his dream, his magnum opus, the very thing he chose an entire second life to dedicate himself to. The ultimate LARP, one that could eventually come to fruition as a world shaping set of decisions, all the pretend good and bad he's done having very real and substantial consequences for the future of this place he'd treated as a mere playground for his whims.

The premise behind this will be pretty simple and I hope fun for all involved! With the two groups, my partner will choose a side that they like the most after we hammer out details, and they will play the agents of this group, under the direction of the good/bad side of our Isekai protagonist, coming into conflict with their opposite entirely controlled by myself. I would be something of a GM in this scenario, working "against" the group my partner has chosen, all the while getting in my silly self insert ecchi harem fantasy fix while we're at it.

All that said, I'm looking for someone willing to play a handful of characters, potentially rotating rosters of them in and out depending on how much our respective organizations grow over time. 

There will be action, adventure, comedy, tomfoolery, degeneracy, and all the other trappings you'd expect from such a shameless power fantasy story. We'll have a wide cast of characters of all shapes and sizes, temperaments, personalities, with more than a healthy amount of stereotypes and character archetypes. They can be as surface level or as in depth as we like, shoot if there's a character with that "one" gimmick like is common in anime tropes I'm here for it! I do enjoy myself a charming, perpetually clumsy, well intentioned girl with glasses; classic.

As far as the particulars? We can work that out between ourselves. This is just the bedrock, now we need to build the house, and I look forward to seeing what ideas you might have for me! 

See you soon.


Yes, hello! We meet again. As the name of this shameless raunchy internet pop-up ad-esqe titled thread implies, I'm looking for someone who would enjoy playing a small coven of witches. Now, here's my very unoriginal desire for the setup. 

Witches live in plain sight during this modern age of ours. For all intents and purposes, they're normal people granted they live in a world parallel to ours. You wouldn't even recognize them as such if you saw them in public, all you'd have seen is a terribly beautiful person going about their day, just the same as you. What is it they do, then, I hear you ask. Why, they take magical odd jobs! Our little band of friends take all sorts of work for larger more powerful covens, raiding cursed places for artifacts to sell, performing magic for normal folks in need of minor magical services, shoot they may even take some money to hex someone's cheating lover! That's just it, they're still small frys in their world, and they need something, anything to give them a much needed boost in power. 

This, is where my character would come in. 

The girls really need to find a familiar, another creature or person to form a magical contract with that will amplify their power and help them grow as it does. I, will be their familiar. An unassuming guy, maybe slightly above average in most regards but nothing remarkable in the grand scheme of things. His value lies in his blood, which is one of immense and ancient magical power but completely lost to him as a male, which precludes him from using magic by himself. It's something of a symbiotic relationship enforced by a binding ritual contract between him and the coven. 

Getting their hands on him would change everything, as the balance of power in the witch world is almost exclusively held by coven with a larger number of members due to how "magical currency" will work. It's just a rough idea at the moment but here's the basics: Witches tend to have affinities to different elements or aspects. Think Holy, elemental, animal type deals, all which heavily influence their type of magic and the only way to really use other sorts of magics are when they get a "witch token" from another witch of a different affinity. This is their form of currency. These tokens can only be made with their excess magic of the day, so being a solo witch or a small coven of less talented witches is a barrier they cannot really get around. Not until they form a binding contract and claim a greater familiar. The stronger their familiar's potential, the more potential for growth the entire coven has. Hence, our boy's desirability. 

With his importance laid out, it means our small group of hopefuls need to snag him fast and early, lest some other witch or coven are able to hone in on him and get him into a contract before them. This also means other witches may attempt to steal or even kill him, either out of greed, desperation, or spite.

Yes, this is going to be a smutty adventure slice of life with all the trappings of a trashy harem story. It's my vice, I will not apologize for it. I'm looking for someone who's happy playing a handful of characters at a time. I do intend on playing/introducing side and story characters to fill the world. Introduce antagonists, challenges, ect, but I'm also going to want the girls/coven to chase jobs, leads, and interests of their own too, deciding what their course of action forward will be with the presented options. Just see them as a collective of sorts, my character, in the beginning, will be a catalyst to accomplish those goals, but over time, through charm, strength, or any number of reasons, he slowly pulls them all into his own orbit of influence, the coven becoming an extension of him, the fount of this coven's power. 

If this sounds like something you're interested in drop into my PMs! This is just a blueprint, an idea, and I'm more than ready to hammer out something we're both happy with. 

Let the tomfoolery; BEGIN!


Blood Alone; The idea behind the manga series Blood Alone is one I've always adored, a sort of slice-of-life modern low-fantasy setting with a very relaxed and rather heartwarming feel to it.

Last Exile; Now, this one is a doosie. Last Exile is a crazy amalgamation of Diesel-punk, Post-Catastrophe, Quasi-Victorian, high-tech sci-fi dystopian skyfaring naval adventure. I really can't sum it up effectively without a lot of exposition so if the above sounds interesting, and you like what you saw from the link, hit me up!

Hunt: Showdown; This is a pretty unique one. It's set in a 189x's Louisiana where some unexplained event opens rifts into hell, allowing Lovecraftian horrors spill out and wreak havoc almost unchecked. Enter the Hunters. Men of paranormal ability, gunslingers, lawmen, bandits, war veterans; bounty hunters all. These men are sent in to fight the unholy plague and it's minions in exchange for the bounty set upon the demons possessing anything they can to physically manifest in our world. But beware, there are no rules in the Louisiana Incident's quarantine. Hunters will just as gladly gun you down as they would the monstrosities wandering the bayou. Rise up dead man.


My "Pairings"; Most of these I'm willing to play either role, the exceptions are those bolded and underlined, indicating that being the role I would prefer.

Bounty Hunter x Bounty Hunter (Sci-Fi, Modern, Historical, or Fantasy)
Human x Faun/Satyr
Witch Hunter x Witch
Witch Hunter x Accused Witch (innocent or guilty)
Witch Hunter x Witch Hunter
Average Human x Vampire
Bounty Hunter x Bounty (SciFi, Modern, Historical, or Fantasy)
Police Officer x Vampire
Monster Hunter x Monster Hunter/Monster [NOT THE GAME] (Modern, Fantasy, Historical) 
Mechanical Construct x [Make Suggestions Here] (Fantasy)
Human Soldier x Fae (Medieval/Renaissance Fantasy; Fae Courts) [This is intended to be more of a "I own a human pet" type deal, where the Fae finds out that humans, much like a wolf or predatory big cat, is more dangerous than a simple pet]


GATE: Thus the JSDF Fought There style Soldier/s x Fantasy creature setup type deal. If that is your thing, ask and we can work something for it out.

Human x Monster Girl (Not looking for slimes)
Aspect of death x Human/sentient humanoid (Aspect is based very heavily on LoL's Kindred Specifically their quotes.)
Monster Hunter x Monster [NOT THE GAME] (Modern, Fantasy, Historical, Sci-Fi)
[Note: I'm not looking for your usual werewolves, vampires, ect. dynamic with this one]
Police Officer x Fae (Modern Fantasy; Fae Courts)
Human x Fae (Modern Fantasy; Fae Courts)
Cleric/Paladin/Warlock x Deity/Patron
Adventurer x Rich Benefactor (Fantasy)
Human x Deity
Shopkeeper x Adventurer (Fantasy)
Shopkeeper x mysterious Customer (Fantasy)
Artificer x Adventurer (Fantasy)
Deity x Mortal Artisan (Fantasy)
Artisan x Adventurer (Fantasy)
Monster Farmer x ??? (Fantasy & Sci-Fi)
Pirate x Spacer/Marine (Sci-Fi)
Starship Captain x Pirate (Sci-Fi)
Rich Benefactor x Merchant Captain (Sci-Fi)
Penal Colonists (Sci-Fi)
Penal Colonist x Corporate Security (Sci-Fi)
Penal Colonist x Offworld Mercenary (Sci-Fi)
Offworld Mercenaries (Sci-Fi)
Starship Crewman x Ship Officer (Sci-Fi)
Starship Captain x Second in Command (Sci-Fi)
Slaver x Navy officer/Marine officer (Sci-Fi)
Slaver x Navy Sailor/Marine (Sci-Fi)
Slaver x Highborn individual (Sci-Fi)
Slaver x Merchant Captain (Sci-Fi)
Girls Frontline: T-dolls x Commander (Sci-fi)

Nobleman/Wealthy merchant who happens to be a collector of the exotic. Exotic tea, exotic spices, exotic clothes. But, his true passion is the collection of exotic servants and pets, some more sentient than others. I'd like to explore a plot and setting that leans heavily into servitude and the ownership of a people/creatures that are very much sentient. On the face this is about slavery but I don't intend on it being the usual "dynamic" you'd have in a roleplay of that type. If you're alright or even interested in these themes hit me up about it and we can discuss the details! (NOTE: THIS CAN BE FANTASY OR SCI-FI) 
TL;DR: I really just want a bunch of maids.

Sci-fi/Steampunk airship/Space clippers! I want to have adventures through endless seas of clouds, stopping at floating islands between whatever shenanigans we find ourselves in. Or perhaps a ship that sails upon solar winds through a aether sea to worlds unknown. This is open to pairing suggestions, I'm open to ideas here.


This is by no means an exhaustive list. Play off these ideas and pairings to your heart's content. I would like to emphasize that I am open to idea suggestions.


General genres I adore are SciFi, steam, diesel, and cyberpunk. historical, historical fantasy, general fantasy, sci-fantasy, slice of life, Crime/Noir, modern fantasy, post apocalypse, dystopia/utopia, ect.

With that in mind, I'm all up for solicitations on any of the above genres if you have pairings and plots you'd like to try out. Just send a PM and start a conversation.



Alright, I think that's it for now. I'm always open to new ideas so please feel free to throw your ideas my way!

-Updated Did some formatting and shuffled around interests with light additions.
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